Quote Originally Posted by Ritch View Post
Oh, I`d love a pet raccoon, so cute... That little girl watching the stripper is going to have some serious issues later on in life. That pic should (it it`s real) should be shown to some judge, the guy hunted down and punished. I feel like a vigilante today!
A raccoonnnnnn hu? Come here little guy, I'll show you what I do to raccooons

What's wrong with dogs, or horses, or fish, cats, or **** just get a steady girlfriend and that works too..have her come and do stuff for you, take per for walks (no poop bag needed, unless otherwise stated), have fun with her, rough her around, take per for drives, talk to her...and yes she will talk back too is that not wonderful?? buy her a sweater, feed her, shower her..you see, there are many benefits and hidden benefits to adopting a "girlfriend"....as pets bro...