weirdest shit last night

[waderow]

I had the weirdest dream last night.

It was one of those epic dreams that seems to last for years....

I do not recall all the details, but I wanted to share a couple things...

I was with some people in my dream who had a mentally handicapped daughter. She kind of took a shining to me, and after a while, she painfully grabbed my privates, and wouldn't let go. I got dropped. It was excruciating, and she in some weird way thought my privates now belonged to her.
I physically made her let go, and was somewhat rough with her, and the dream carried on. Later on in the lunch room at my work, she struck again, and ran up and grabbed my privates again. I dropped to the ground in agony, and this time I was rescued by her parents/care givers. They took her away (thank ****).

Later on, it got better, and this girl latched on to me wearing PJ's, and started rubbing her vajina on me. It was pretty realistic, and I slid my hand down her pants and fingered her bum hole while she rubber herself off on me.

I wonder what my dream means?

[gsxr750]

Means if you have a GF you'd cheat on her! ;)

[#8]

LOL.

Dude, that is a messed up dream. How old was this girl in your dream? The whole time you are telling the story Im picturing this retarded 7 year old girl.

[daande]

LOL.

Dude, that is a messed up dream. How old was this girl in your dream? The whole time you are telling the story Im picturing this retarded 7 year old girl.

Thats what I was picturing until he said he was fingering her bumhole hahahahahahha. I would say maybe you currently have a GF or a girl in your life that literally runs ur life (has got you by the balls)..You need to man up and take control of the situation before she rips that shit off!

[waderow]

LOL.

Dude, that is a messed up dream. How old was this girl in your dream? The whole time you are telling the story Im picturing this retarded 7 year old girl.

Its difficult to say how old the handicapped girl was, but the second girl was a little easier to say that she was approx 18-20 ish. I could only guess the handicapped girl was approx the same age, but ****, for all i know she was 40. Difficult to tell age with downs syndrome.

[waderow]

Thats what I was picturing until he said he was fingering her bumhole hahahahahahha. I would say maybe you currently have a GF or a girl in your life that literally runs ur life (has got you by the balls)..You need to man up and take control of the situation before she rips that shit off!

haha maybe.... I am going to submit my dream to one of those dream discussion forums. I'll keep you posted

[Big D]

hahahah what the **** ???

[Ritch]

LOL! I used to dream someone was squeezing my balls as well. It would happen again after I went back to sleep. Have no idea what this means.

[buildinthaskinnys]

Thats crazy that you said that it reminded me that I had this weird ass dream where I was working as a janitor in a school of all ages and there must of been a PTA meeting going on because all the kids parents were there walking around, I dont know why but I get this crazy idea to go streaking , so I take off all my clothes and start running through the school screaming but all of a sudden there isnt hardly anyone there but this crazy bitch who starts chasing me and screaming at me, evebtually she catches up to me and grabs a hold of my penis and will not let go! I im pulling on her hand with all my force but she has like a kungfu grip on my package! Then I wake up! This has to mean something if other people have the same genitalia grip dreams.

[BritishColumbian]

This made me laff so hard my eyes watered.
I have had nut crushing dreams before also, but nothing this wierd. Thanks Waderow
Awesome

[tex]

i'm sorry.

[waderow]

OKay, I posted this on a few dream interpretation sites:


Hello everyone,

My first post here, as I usually am in touch with my dreams, but this one perplexes me. I am actually quite embarrassed to post this, and it almost will come across as a satirical "troll" post, but anyways, here we go.....

Background on myself: in a new relationship with a girl who is 12 years younger than I, and have been dating for three months. We are sexually active. I am a 33 yo male, and have no kids, and have never been married. She has a 2yo daughter. I have no contact with any people with disabilities (this statement may matter after I describe my dream).

The other night I had an epic dream involving varying degrees of "sexual" contact....

I was in an office setting at a past job, with many people around. Some I knew, and some I did not. Including a couple who were in my office who had a handicapped daughter. Probably young adult, but I am unsure of this. Her handicap was likely down syndrome. The handicapped daughter got close to me, and took a liking to me it seemed, when out of the blue she grabbed my genitalia, and would not let go with a crushing grip. You guys will understand my pain, but to describe it to you girls.... Its like she had a hold of my soul, and was ripping it from my body. I was screaming in my dream, and may have been moaning in my sleep it was so violent. The people disappeared, and no one could come to my aid, so I forcefully pushed this girl away and removed her hand. I want to stress to you that I was NOT aroused.

Later in the dream, after a series of business transactions involving colors of various products (?), I ended up in the lunch room, with a full crowd. There were old co-workers, my mom I believe, and the couple with the handicapped daughter again. The handicapped daughter saw me, and immediately rushed me and latched on to my privates again, and once again, had a death grip. She dropped me. I was screaming in agony, and finally her parents removed her. Thankfully.... The traumatic part of the dream was over.

I ended up in a strange house, and was leaving this house when young lady (18ish) wearing cotton pyjamas jumped onto me and wrapped her legs around my torso. She began to gyrate and rub her vajina up and down on me, and this time, I was very aroused. I put my hand down her pants and manually stimulated her anus while she rubbed herself on me. I began to look for a place to have sexual intercourse when I awoke.

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so does this mean I am feeling trapped by my girlfriend, and I want to be sexually active with others. Perhaps that I am lacking "kinkiness" in the bedroom with my gf?

I am not controlled by this girl in any way, and in fact am empwering her to take more control in the relationship......


weird eh? so what do you folks think?

[BritishColumbian]

Hey Bro I found the site you submitted your dream to and you have this response so far:


Re: very strange dream
by psychichdreams on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:51 pm

I think that has gotta be the most f***ed up dream I've heard in a while. I'd probably see your opinion most plausible, especially since you mentioned it, would mean you've had prior thoughts of it. Be the one to take control in the bedroom introduce to things to spice things up, and let her control other things, because to me it seems like you've experimented with hallucinogens growing up (nothing wrong with that, so have I). But to me it's a reasonable explanation to a dream that just over exaggerated itself. You want her more involved in the bed, more controlling outside of bed. Similar wants in my relationship too.

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

hahaha

weird ****er!!!



TVG

[waderow]

hahahah someone responded... ****ing hilarious!


and how the **** did the dude know about the halucinogens???

[waderow]

Another response:

Waderow -

As you know,dreams try to show us sides of a situation which we may not see , or want to see. Even though you are in touch with your dreams, there may be times when you cannot see them clearly by yourself.
Your new relationship with this young woman may be sweeping you off your feet a bit...which is normal. But the dram is very vivid and has a lot of energy...which suggests that your psyche REALLY wants you to see the "other side" of things with this woman. She may, in some way, not be a well put together as you'd like to believe and she has you "by the balls", it seems. Are you aware of that? The sexual energies between you may be so strong you are not in touch with how the relationship my be damaging or dysfunctional.
Another possibility is that this woman is reminding you of a young and not very well integrated part of you - the young feminine in you. I think it would be enormously beneficial if you got some help with your dreams from a person in your local area whom you could do a period of work with. It could make a huge and beneficial impact on this relationship and on your life and growth and well-being.

[champcar99]

I would just chalk it up as another one of those ****ed up dreams and forget about it

[gojimmygo]

Holy fawk Wade that is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time. Keep up the good work brother

[waderow]

I would just chalk it up as another one of those ****ed up dreams and forget about it

lol these weird ****ers on these dream sites are entertaining me! lol