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Adonis13
08-05-2009, 05:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lzOOxkyO2g&feature=related

rickyboy36
08-05-2009, 06:57 PM
Since when are we ****ing agressive..GOD DAMN IT!!.loll

spitfire
08-05-2009, 07:30 PM
Steroids cause bad breath? Wow.

the-vanilla-gorilla
08-05-2009, 08:14 PM
lol

haha the bad breath test!



TVG

dku
08-05-2009, 08:25 PM
Most of them seem pretty lame. I think the best way to tell is to look at a guy's neck.

canadianmuscle0803
08-05-2009, 08:29 PM
i like walk around in speedo's and make it known that i have very small balls for this reason alone..

rickyboy36
08-05-2009, 10:19 PM
3 ways that help me determine a user are:acne(backne),bloatedness,larger neck and shoulder,or dryness depending on the compounds.And thats if it was a sudden thing

O-Train
08-05-2009, 10:28 PM
I think I've noticed more BO from guys on gear but not the bad breath thing. I get bacne and bloated just eating a lot and being 24y/o.

How can you guys tell from the size of someones neck?

I mostly just notice muscle size. I don't know how to explain it but big natural guys don't look big all the time. It seems like guys who have taken AAS always look kinda pumped up and full. The muscles seem to have a more rounded shape when relaxed. It could just be a matter of size in general though, not really sure.

BDH
08-05-2009, 10:34 PM
Over the years, the two best ways I have found to tell are:

1) The plastic skin look that you ONLY get when on...
2) Rear delts... I have NEVER seen someone who isnt juicing with pumped rear delts... I dont mean normal delts, I mean those pronounced rear delts... check it out... see if it makes sense...

Durk
08-05-2009, 11:09 PM
You punch them in the ass and they curl up in pain.

jmonkey
09-05-2009, 01:22 AM
You punch them in the ass and they curl up in pain.

lol

BDH
09-05-2009, 02:31 AM
You **** them in the ass and they curl up in pain.Simple, yet effective... and typical of Durk...

arcnspark77
09-05-2009, 03:13 AM
hahaha in my opinion there a very few natural bodybuilders who like bodybuilders (size and muscle shape) as opposed to someone who's just in shape, if that makes sense.

swolegantor
09-05-2009, 03:16 AM
That was really funny.

faller
09-05-2009, 08:45 AM
Very informative vid, now i know what to look for.. :rolleyes:


My Gawd how the fatties hate us!!

rickyboy36
09-05-2009, 08:55 AM
Very informative vid, now i know what to look for.. :rolleyes:


My Gawd how the fatties hate us!!

I love your avatar bro.
Look at those insane arms..shit

rickyboy36
09-05-2009, 10:16 AM
But you know..theres always that one dude in your gym where you ask yourself 'is that ****er juicing or not'?Hes full,hes veiny and hes big and dry but you look at him and think it might be genetics cause the guy never changes size and doesnt have any signs of acne or anything.Do you guys have a guy like that?

waderow
09-05-2009, 10:16 AM
lol thanks for posting that. it was great

gym candy! I love it

thecivilizedanimal
09-05-2009, 10:37 AM
Over the years, the two best ways I have found to tell are:

1) The plastic skin look that you ONLY get when on...
2) Rear delts... I have NEVER seen someone who isnt juicing with pumped rear delts... I dont mean normal delts, I mean those pronounced rear delts... check it out... see if it makes sense...

the weird pointy ones that are shaped like your calves ?

i noticed them when i was on cycle and was like whooa what are those

thecivilizedanimal
09-05-2009, 10:42 AM
what trucking bullshit.

the youtube comments are the best

#8
09-05-2009, 10:50 AM
I just opened up my GP dbol pack and i smelled the inside and it smelled like strawberry candy......

gym candy.....mmmmmmm :)

manfreakca
09-05-2009, 01:14 PM
gym candy lol hw u can tell to me is the plastic look to the skin and the bright red color,big traps too and u know for sure if u hit them over thwe head with a 2x4 and they keep walking lol

waderow
09-05-2009, 01:21 PM
I heard roid users have small peepees

varking
09-05-2009, 01:34 PM
I hear roid users kill ppl...... bc of roid rage

ezturbo
09-05-2009, 02:15 PM
Haha this is priceless. I never get tired of this shit.
Your definatly right about the plastic look, you can see your re'flex'tion off me when Im on haha.

BritishColumbian
09-05-2009, 03:34 PM
the only way to tell is the taste of their sperm. If I suspect someone is on steroids I will have my g/f suck them off and she can tell as soon as that load hits her tounge, She used to work for MLB.

dku
09-05-2009, 04:30 PM
The reason I think the neck is a good indicator is because most people don't work their neck - so a big neck = chemicals.

IronMan
09-05-2009, 05:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7qGvm05swQ&NR=1

Another good vid.

swole44
09-05-2009, 06:25 PM
did everyone get accused of using steroids when they did their first cycle?

dku
09-05-2009, 06:54 PM
did everyone get accused of using steroids when they did their first cycle?

Yes. My doc asked me straight up if I was taking steroids first thing when he saw me.

O-Train
09-05-2009, 08:34 PM
The reason I think the neck is a good indicator is because most people don't work their neck - so a big neck = chemicals.

How big are we talking? Or is it in relation to the rest of the body?

Anyone get accused of using steroids when they weren't and never had before? I'm guessing ShortDave, if it's happened to me I'm sure it's happened to you.

Adonis13
09-05-2009, 11:09 PM
did everyone get accused of using steroids when they did their first cycle?

yup, before i was even on a real cycle i was asked, i wasn't even big then. Now i just take it as common knowledge, even when im not on cycle i say yah i am. people are a joke

manfreakca
10-05-2009, 11:36 AM
skin gets oily as fuk

AlladdinSane
10-05-2009, 12:42 PM
2) Rear delts... I have NEVER seen someone who isnt juicing with pumped rear delts... I dont mean normal delts, I mean those pronounced rear delts... check it out... see if it makes sense...

ShortDave has some of the biggest rear delts I've seen. Drug free.

I have a clear void where rear delts should be, lol. No drugs.

I don't really think that there are tell-tale signs... jmo.

dku
10-05-2009, 03:32 PM
How big are we talking? Or is it in relation to the rest of the body?


I'd just say bigger than normal.

Another way I think I can tell is the way a person stands. I usually think someone is on steroids if they are in a relaxed stance and their arms rest away from their body. Don't confuse that with "air lats" though - those guys who walk around like they have huge lats, but they don't.

swole44
10-05-2009, 04:37 PM
lol @ the midgets at the gym doing "air lats".

if someone is lifting an insane amount and doing high reps i usually think 'roids.

Seth
14-05-2009, 08:47 PM
ShortDave has some of the biggest rear delts I've seen. Drug free.

I have a clear void where rear delts should be, lol. No drugs.

I don't really think that there are tell-tale signs... jmo.

I thought the same, but I just came back from a back workout and I noticed tumor-like growth where my side delt normally give way to an absent rear delt. I guess there's some truth in this...

ChillZ
14-05-2009, 09:37 PM
Massive mountain traps are a huge giveaway. I also agree with the rear delt theory...very true now that I think of it

tiramisu
14-05-2009, 09:48 PM
While traps and delts are a good clue I think that the next time you see a 280 pound , 5' 8" guy squatting 800 or so pounds you should reach over and give his testicles a quick squeeze.

If they are small and he beats you mercilessly with the bar I would say Tren.