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canadianmuscle0803
12-04-2009, 02:59 PM
I'm going to hell part II
posted by rodneyabs at OLM
Well guys, i've really done it this time. my dick has gotten me in more trouble.
I ****ed a midget. I'm a pro wrestler, and there were two midget girls on tour with us. The one was kinda cute. We were drinking jager after the show at her hotel room and she came to kiss me. We made out and it ended up in the hotel room. I ****ed her for two straight hours and she was one of the best ****s ever.
My wife was driving aroudn looking for me. She went to the hotel but couldn't find the room. I didn't use a condom. I ****ed this little hot midget until her pusssy squeeked. I ended up pulling out and cumming all over her face.
My wife told me she wanted to seperate today. I agree. I don't deserve her. I'm a steroid using, sexual addict, a self serving prick who almost made it but was overcome by my desire to sleep with as many women as humanly possible. I feel like a ****ing vampire right now guys.
I feel like a good person, like i have good intentions initially, then the alcohol comes into play an so does the test and the other me comes out. Worse yet is that chicks tell me I look like brad pitt so my impulses are easily indulged by horny babes.
God, i'm feeling anxious for my new life, but bad about the things i've done. I would go to church to confess my sins, but I know i'd try to sleep with some married women there, or boof the highschool tight teens in the youth group.
Had to put this out there. I need help. I just can't stop ****ing. ****ing the midget told me that maybe there was a problem there.
Not needing sympathy, but just telling other guys- if you have something good DON'T LET YOUR DICK DO YOUR THINKING FOR YOU! INTEGRITY MEANS EVERYTHING unfortunately, I have none. and now, I will have to deal with it.
thanks for listening.
canadianmuscle0803
12-04-2009, 03:01 PM
http://www.heaven666.org/midget-love-1869.php
^ lolz
"God, i'm feeling anxious for my new life, but bad about the things i've done. I would go to church to confess my sins, but I know i'd try to sleep with some married women there, or boof the highschool tight teens in the youth group."
^ hahaha..
waderow
12-04-2009, 03:05 PM
i was thinking about this today, and when i am drunk on test, look out. no boundaries. and that is not good sometimes
canadianmuscle0803
12-04-2009, 03:08 PM
i was thinking about this today, and when i am drunk on test, look out. no boundaries. and that is not good sometimes
im almost 28 and i can honestly say I dont get desires to do dumb shit like this anymore.. thank God.
i was thinking about this today, and when i am drunk on test, look out. no boundaries. and that is not good sometimes
i agree. i feel like superman if superman had decided to go out and get hammered drunk. in cuba i was drunk for an entire week on test and i felt extra amazing.
BritishColumbian
12-04-2009, 03:21 PM
im almost 28 and i can honestly say I dont get desires to do dumb shit like this anymore.. thank God.
Im 40 and can honestly say I dont think I would pass up an opertunity to have a go @ a hot midget babe...mmmmm.....jagar and test...mmmmm
I wonder how it feels to **** a midget, must be arkward...
guest
12-04-2009, 06:31 PM
BDH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turboturist
12-04-2009, 07:44 PM
BDH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:laugh
:beer
the-vanilla-gorilla
12-04-2009, 08:18 PM
lol wicked!!!
i wonder what a midget would be like
ive seen some little people porn before and them lil bitches take some big cock!!!!
TVG
I am starting to think that I am on the road to developing a serious problem. I am turning 24 and I have 3x the sex drive that I had as a teenager for some reason, and I havent touched juice in a year.
I have not had what I would call a serious girlfriend for about 3 years and I **** a new girl every month. The funny thing is that I dont even feel satisfied with it I would love to **** a new girl every week. Is there something wrong with me lol?
turboturist
12-04-2009, 08:45 PM
I am starting to think that I am on the road to developing a serious problem. I am turning 24 and I have 3x the sex drive that I had as a teenager for some reason, and I havent touched juice in a year.
I have not had what I would call a serious girlfriend for about 3 years and I **** a new girl every month. The funny thing is that I dont even feel satisfied with it I would love to **** a new girl every week. Is there something wrong with me lol?
At 24 and no serious girl friend I would have to say HELL NO, there is nothing wrong with you. Party naked until you find one you want to settle down with.
turboturist
12-04-2009, 08:50 PM
Or better yet find a girl who likes girls as well and you can find a new one every once in a while with her. Although that did not work out as well as I had planned, :(
Nothing wrong with you Durk. I'm 43 and still feel like that sometimes. Well, lots of times. I know a lot of guys who are the same. The insatiability of it does get kind of trying sometimes though.
Or better yet find a girl who likes girls as well and you can find a new one every once in a while with her. Although that did not work out as well as I had planned, :(
I'm feeling really bad for ya. Poor bastard. ;)
the-vanilla-gorilla
12-04-2009, 08:55 PM
I am starting to think that I am on the road to developing a serious problem. I am turning 24 and I have 3x the sex drive that I had as a teenager for some reason, and I havent touched juice in a year.
I have not had what I would call a serious girlfriend for about 3 years and I **** a new girl every month. The funny thing is that I dont even feel satisfied with it I would love to **** a new girl every week. Is there something wrong with me lol?
your gay!!!!!!!!!
your gay!!!!!!!!!
rofl my friends call me a fag all the time because I work out and dress a little better. I went out with my best friend last weekend, and we wound up at some girls house, and in the middle of me ****ing her my best friend barges in the room and yells cmon man let me in on this shit I bet you have gay fantasyies about doing a london bridge with me. I almost killed myself laughing while she told him to get the **** out lol
the-vanilla-gorilla
12-04-2009, 09:17 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^AWSOME^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMAO!!
TVG
Big D
12-04-2009, 09:27 PM
rofl my friends call me a fag all the time because I work out and dress a little better. I went out with my best friend last weekend, and we wound up at some girls house, and in the middle of me ****ing her my best friend barges in the room and yells cmon man let me in on this shit I bet you have gay fantasyies about doing a london bridge with me. I almost killed myself laughing while she told him to get the **** out lol
hahah you guys can high hive eachother, thats always fun
turboturist
13-04-2009, 06:13 PM
I'm feeling really bad for ya. Poor bastard. ;)
Ya the "girl friend" started to get jealous so it not end well. :)
manfreakca
14-04-2009, 12:26 PM
bein on test i do get incredibly horney and dam freaky too
Born2Juice4Ever
14-04-2009, 03:17 PM
Why is it that there are many gay comments on this thread hu? How did it get there :D :D
I dated a chick that was 4'-11" THAT IS VERY SHORT, imo border line :D :D and long distance runner and an avid gym goer....damn she was a lot of fun, she would kill me in bed though, very powerful thrusting power!! hahahah
If any of you are feeling lonely, gloomy..jersey can offer his room service(s)
B2J
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