OMFG - waxing [Archive] - CANADA BODYBUILDING

waderow

30-01-2009, 06:17 PM

I am leaving Wed to cancun, so I went in today to take care fo some body hair,and I got waxed. Chest, belly, and back.
**** ME
I have felt pain. I actually like pain...one of those sickos. I played football for nearly a decade. Numerous broken bones. Pins. Stitches. I have even performed some minor surgeries on myself removing lodged items.

Without any doubt in my mind, this was the worst pain I have ever felt. But it only lasts for a second, then gone. Then you have to wait for the next one.... I was shaking at the end.

But, on the plus side, the chick was hot, and towards my pubic region, she kept asking me if I wanted to go lower, so I kept going lower, and then I developed a major boner... She got hot and was flushed and sweating, and I was ****ing in pain, and horny as ****.

It was a very memorable afternooon

gustavo77

30-01-2009, 06:21 PM

Haha...I think I'll stick to shaving...

Seth

30-01-2009, 06:23 PM

Can you get a happy ending with those?

faller

30-01-2009, 06:26 PM

So you got a hardon and she seen it while waxing the pub. area!? F**K Wadrow thats hilarious!! :laugh Did ya get a date? That is a K worthy story!!

edit: shit i have to spread it around some more

Mr Ontario

30-01-2009, 07:11 PM

hope she didn't mistake your penis for pubic hair :)

pinhead

30-01-2009, 07:14 PM

I tried waxing once. Decided to test the wax with my finger to see if it was hot. Yep, it was scalding hot and burned the tip of my finger. Bubble and all.

Then waxed my chest and nearly cried like a girl. It ripped out the hair in chunks. I was actually bleeding in some spots. :(

guest

30-01-2009, 07:49 PM

i've survived a waxing too. just wait till all the little red bumps and ingrown hairs start. shaving FTW.

Ritch

30-01-2009, 07:53 PM

Ha! that`s priceless. I`ve tried it before and it`s way too painful.

champcar99

30-01-2009, 10:45 PM

But, on the plus side, the chick was hot, and towards my pubic region, she kept asking me if I wanted to go lower, so I kept going lower, and then I developed a major boner... She got hot and was flushed and sweating, and I was ****ing in pain, and horny as ****.

It was a very memorable afternooon

this part sounds right on...

gsxr750

30-01-2009, 10:48 PM

Hhahahaha nice story.

Do you wax your arms? Or does anyone shave their arms? I have hair on my forearms and it looks kinda weird I trim the rest of my body.. what's the concesus on that..

30-01-2009, 10:56 PM

i've survived a waxing too. just wait till all the little red bumps and ingrown hairs start. shaving FTW.

its pretty horrible...exfoliate exfoliate exfoliate

BDH

30-01-2009, 10:59 PM

I had my back waxed many moons ago... wasnt too bad, but I was sweating from the pain and discomfort. Then, sweaty and with open pores and shit,I put my shirt on and drove home. Then, the pores closed and I got the worst pimples from it...

Make sure if you get any waxing done, you have AC turned on... and try not to sweat....

RagingRandy

30-01-2009, 10:59 PM

I have even performed some minor surgeries on myself removing lodged items.

Gerbils, by chance?

Felinecougar

30-01-2009, 11:02 PM

Hhahahaha nice story.

Do you wax your arms? Or does anyone shave their arms? I have hair on my forearms and it looks kinda weird I trim the rest of my body.. what's the concesus on that..

Lots of guys shave their arms. Easier then doing legs IMO. It only has to be done about 1 a week. Legs are done daily.

A gf of mine had her pubs lasered. Now that would hurt! I had my chin and neck done last year. It was torture the first few times. She says her arm pits and bikini area have never grown back after only 4 treatments.

To keep the red spots from coming on big time, use a product called Bikini Zone to heal them up and keep them from developing. A corticosteroid cream used for a short time will help on the areas too if it flares up.

BDH

30-01-2009, 11:09 PM

Gerbils, by chance?Nicely done..

champcar99

30-01-2009, 11:30 PM

Gerbils, by chance?

****ing funny bro...good one

BAM

31-01-2009, 07:31 AM

i've survived a waxing too. just wait till all the little red bumps and ingrown hairs start. shaving FTW.

Yeah.. waxing always gives me ingrown hairs

bottleneckblooz

31-01-2009, 01:37 PM

Haha! I've waxed myself before, and not sure if I'll ever do that again. I actually just shaved my chest for the first time since the summer. LOL, my chest hair was about 3" long, no joke.

drdnj

31-01-2009, 02:59 PM

i've survived a waxing too. just wait till all the little red bumps and ingrown hairs start. shaving FTW.

I hear ya Banacek! My arms are still scared up from waxing induced ingrowns and bumps....
I stick to shaving...

RagingRandy

31-01-2009, 03:01 PM

Who wants to chip in for a pro laser hair removal rig?

waderow

31-01-2009, 03:48 PM

if i get a bunch of ingrown hairs, i am going to pissed. I asked her specifically if I am going to have bumps, ingrowns, or rashes.

I think I am going to have to try out this lazer removal thing

gsxr750

31-01-2009, 03:52 PM

Do you leave your forearm hair wader?

waderow

31-01-2009, 07:21 PM

yeah, i left arms alone.

varking

31-01-2009, 10:25 PM

Just shaver off easyest way

waderow

31-01-2009, 11:10 PM

cant stand the stubble. i will try lazer if waxing is no good.

Ritch

01-02-2009, 08:13 PM

If you use an electric razor you won`t get any stubbles. Your skin won`t be as smooth as if you`d shave with a blade but that effect only lasts a few days. Electric is much, much easier. Although laser sounds good, what if some day for some reason you want hair?

Amoral

01-02-2009, 08:22 PM

Get one of those hair trimmers that the hair salons use, and #1 the arms if you don't like the stubble all over.

waderow

01-02-2009, 10:09 PM

Ritch

01-02-2009, 10:16 PM

Holy crap! You must be one hairy guy. Go for the laser, just try no to get a hard on during the process...

spinalcolum

01-02-2009, 11:13 PM

LOL,,this thread is funny.
I once decided to wax my own chest. From neck to waste line. I dont recommend waxing yourself ever...You knowwhen you pull of your own bandaid,, and something inside you tells you to pull it off slow???? Well It took me an hour and I was in tears.

waderow

02-02-2009, 12:12 AM

it hurt bad enough with a pro doing it i am not a fan

macka

02-02-2009, 09:33 AM

Mr.Freeze

02-02-2009, 11:15 AM

Remington is the way to go.

Gettin'r'round

03-02-2009, 09:05 AM

Dude, hate to be the bearer of bad news but going to mehico is going to make you sweat. not to mention eat/drink more than usual with crappier food than you'd normally eat. = nasty ingrown hairs. I went down south last june with some primo in my system and after 4 days I got the worst acne I've had in years. bummer as I was ripped too, but I went around wearing a rash guard for most of the time. I was June mind you (30-35c) but you are going to have to find a way to keep your skin intact.

I just pluck out my chest hairs. Used to be I only had 10ish hairs but now i'm a hairy bitch with ~40 hairs I've got to pluck..damm and not to mention the 3 trap hairs I've got to find, then pluck...lol But, I've got hairy forearms/legs. My dad/brother have less hair on the arms/legs but more on the back/chest.

waderow

03-02-2009, 10:52 AM

i am exfoliating daily and hopefully will be fine. have a couple little blister like things on my chest, but are drying up and going away. Back is 100%.

Gettin'r'round

03-02-2009, 11:10 AM

hope it works out. my acne only really went away 95% as of a month ago. i've got some liquid accutane for the next cycle.

juced_porkchop

04-02-2009, 02:23 AM

i got hair EVERY WHERE and LOTS of it.i just use a #2 in my buzz cutter and when i cut my head i cut the rest lol.
too much hair to give a shit.

did wax oen time very bad and shaved another tiem to see and got the worst acne in my life "already had acne but it made it worse"

countrychic

04-02-2009, 08:40 AM

Once you do it a couple times it isn't as painful!

waderow

04-02-2009, 10:05 AM

After a couple days I got a few blister like pimples...probably ingrown but dont know. They are almost gone, and drying up. Should be good to go by tomorrow, and if not, a day in the sun should take care.