Would you F*ck with this guy?

[#8]

This guy looks F*CKED up! Would you mess with him ever? What is he on?

[faller]

^^ Hamas??^^

[Redz]

I'd take his ass out as long as he wasnt coming at me with a bomb strapped to his chest.

[guest]

haha why not? is he going to bench press me into submission? or upright row me to death? lol. a beard like that aint going to help him in a fight either. i agree tho, he does look like he has some issues.

[BigWheel]

I know this guy he sleeps in the dumpster behind my gym.... J #8 is this realy you??lol

[Shortdave]

well he looks like he is about 165lbs, 155 without the beard.
So I wouldn't be afraid of him, but I am not a fighter so I wouldn't go around picking fights anyway.

[Ritch]

I don`t want to get into this whole I`m so tough and would kick his ass stuff. But how is being big relavant to being able to kick someone`s ass? A simple slap on the neck or ear even by a chick is enough to stun you badly while you then get kneed in the face. And a guy who`s trained to fight weighing 155 can be very dangerous. All`s I`m saying it`s usually the first to get a punch in the face who looses a fight size doesen`t matter.

I don`t go looking for fights and if a guy looking like that came up to fight me, I`d avoid it at all costs or anyone for that matter.

And to those who say I`d kick his ass I`m not so sure you`d be saying the same thing if you were nose to nose with him.

[Redz]

And to those who say I`d kick his ass I`m not so sure you`d be saying the same thing if you were nose to nose with him.
Funny you say that I got in a fight with a crazy guy one time that kinda looked like him without the beard though with his shirt off covered in tatoos. I ****ing knocked his a$$ out badly. I've been attacked with a machett so a little guy like that isnt very intimidating to me. I`m 225lbs 6'2 and practice my striking quite often. I wouldnt look for the fight but I wouldnt be afraid of a guy like that.

[faller]

The problem with "i'd kick his ass" is you'll most likely end up getting charged with assault these day's. I'm not a fighter, the few time's i did i had no choice and i still ended up with a criminal record. You see, the so called "tough guy's" run to the cop's when thing's don't go thier way. At least that has been my experience.

[Redz]

I agree I only fight when necessary.

[Ritch]

^^^ I respect that. Because guys who know how to, do so only when necessary. Guys who go around looking for it are chumps. Plus if you end up going to court and you`re looking all jacked, you know exaclty what they will think of that. "That guys on steroids!" He needs anger management... It`s always the big guy who get judge unfairly and often the little guy who provocts shit. Ya just can`t win.

[waderow]

ripped little ****er isnt he.

At this juncture in my life, i will only fight if in defense of myself, a loved one, friend, or possession.

When i was younger?? fuuuuuuck I shake my head sometimes at the shit I got into. I once got in a fight mortal combat style on a bridge with no railings at slave lake at a bush party. Over the edge.....****ed upness. I had surgery on my right hand by age 23....3 pins. My hand bugs me to this day.

[NorthOf60]

At this juncture in my life, i will only fight if in defense of myself, a loved one, friend, or possession.



I totally agree with this. Or if someone touches my dog. You touch my dog and you are dead.

[waderow]

I totally agree with this. Or if someone touches my dog. You touch my dog and you are dead.

family i would kill and die for my cats

[Big D]

isnt that guy on bb.com , he eats raw eggs with the shell and everything.
not sure if its the same guy but anyways back to that pick, the guy looks like an idiot.

[trainharder]

I thought he looked familiar...

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mielke40.htm

[pinhead]

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[Kronis]

Mountain man is a legend.


Funny you say that I got in a fight with a crazy guy one time that kinda looked like him without the beard though with his shirt off covered in tatoos. I ****ing knocked his a$$ out badly. I've been attacked with a machett so a little guy like that isnt very intimidating to me. I`m 225lbs 6'2 and practice my striking quite often. I wouldnt look for the fight but I wouldnt be afraid of a guy like that.

Everybody's a cage fighter :rolleyes:

[420]

crack + tren stack



hahahahahahaha

[waderow]

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jesus

[Ritch]

I wonder what that dude is doing 9 years later...

[waderow]

I wonder what that dude is doing 9 years later...

probably still the techno viking. LOL

[#8]

^^^ BAHAHAHAHAHA techno viking. So priceless. I thought he looked familiar. You guys have some hilarious responses.

[Mad-Bull]

Funny you say that I got in a fight with a crazy guy one time that kinda looked like him without the beard though with his shirt off covered in tatoos. I ****ing knocked his a$$ out badly. I've been attacked with a machett so a little guy like that isnt very intimidating to me. I`m 225lbs 6'2 and practice my striking quite often. I wouldnt look for the fight but I wouldnt be afraid of a guy like that.

Oh really? :laugh


Everybody's a cage fighter :rolleyes:

Your telling me...

[champcar99]

too funny.....

[Mr Ontario]

Only if I had you backing me if falter Jersey boy lol :)


This guy looks F*CKED up! Would you mess with him ever? What is he on?

[BAM]

I never knew Keith Jardine was a mac user.

[The Brick]

That's a dude that posts on BB.com, they call him mountain man, lol.
He says he all natural as well I believe.

[#8]

Only if I had you backing me if falter Jersey boy lol :)

i never have been and never will be a scrapper, on ice or off. in my experience, the guys that run their mouth and talk the most are the guys that crumple the fastest (Sean Avery). Id have your back still though. I can hold my own.

[deleteduser0001]

Funny you say that I got in a fight with a crazy guy one time that kinda looked like him without the beard though with his shirt off covered in tatoos. I ****ing knocked his a$$ out badly. I've been attacked with a machett so a little guy like that isnt very intimidating to me. I`m 225lbs 6'2 and practice my striking quite often. I wouldnt look for the fight but I wouldnt be afraid of a guy like that.

really? I'd back off from anyone that looks like "bite" and "eye gouge" are a part of the fighting vocabulary.

[kingofthegeeks]

No way would i fight that dude, @ 6'2" 250lbs if i win, i am going to jail, or the big bully at best. If i lose i am the big pussy who got asskicked by the little mountain man. I choose option 3, go back in the bar and wheel his woman while he gets worked by someone else!

[faller]

go back in the bar and wheel his woman while he gets worked by someone else!

Now we're talking!!! Be a lover not a fighter, way more fun!

[bigdaddydrew123]

can he drive a bus?

[Kiem]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Why fight? I can make better use of that pretty face and awsome BOD!

[BCprick]

haha why not? is he going to bench press me into submission? or upright row me to death? lol. a beard like that aint going to help him in a fight either. i agree tho, he does look like he has some issues.

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[Musclehead]

Steroids or low bodyfat do not make anyone tough. Is he a fighter? I guess the beard makes him look a bit crazy or intimidating.....if I had to I'd yank it really hard though to see if it was real :)

[Born2Juice4Ever]

A lot of good stuff posted on here fellas.

I have met guys that range in the 150 to 170 pound range, where I tower over 220....but I know guys that are weapons in the streets.--trained to kill in dojos or martial arts studios.
I always say NEVER under estimate who you fight, if and when you MUST fight.
I have gotten into fights with some ugly ****ers...I am not affraid of anybody, BUT I am affraid of hitting somebody and killing.---that can never be changed.

Another important aspect to remember is jail time due to a charge. Now a days you fight and then expect to get charged.
In the old days a fight was a fight, and a ****ed up face would in time fix itself...now a days we also face guns, knives-----and yes (again) potential criminal charges that will stay on file for years....hindering your chances at a lot of things in life (jobs, business....)


As humans when we are confronted we either: fight or flight.

Avoid arguments that could lead into fights.

During the early months of December I was facing some personal (usually girl shit) stuff....I got all decked up and I went to this pub---I was wearing black pants, a nice black shirt, and my black leather jacket. I walked into a pub over in Gatineau--roughly 8PM....I had an under armor hat on....the minute I walked in, 3 ****ers started to stare at me down...I looked away, then looked at them again, but this time I did not move my eyes from them....one of them looked away.

Yeah it surely could have been a fight....I gave them my back---if they wanted to come over, they would have. Never chase a bull that can tare the place apart :D I was ready to fight that night....


....its been a while lol


The guy in the picture does not do anything for me...I would clean the floor with his beared if he came and told me that he wanted to take my morning 75mg winny shot :D :D

[srt8]

This reminds me of in kelowna, I was at the beach and i had some guy try and scrap me with a big **** THE POLICE tattoo around his neck. I declined knowing kelowna is full of not so law abiding citizens and woulda probably got shot lol.

[natenator]

the question was "would you **** with that guy?"

While size isn't usually a measure of toughness or an ability to fight I will can safely safe my size has gotten me out of more trouble than I care to count. Whether I can fight or not (which I can) people don't generally want to take the risk that I can.

On the other side of that coin, my size draws a lot of attention from drunk punks in bars (reason why I stay away from kiddie type bars these days) who want to take a shot at me so it's a catch 22.

Fighting isn't cool no matter how you slice it unless it is in self defence or in the defence of someone who can't defend themselves... a woman for example.

[natenator]

really? I'd back off from anyone that looks like "bite" and "eye gouge" are a part of the fighting vocabulary.
:D hahahaha

[Namelessone]

The guy is mean looking no doubt. I won't back down from him or anyone. I don't care if your Jay Cutler I'm not backing down. If I lose, I lose, big deal. The broken nose will heal in a few weeks. Pride however takes much longer to heal.

[Gib]

god i hate threads where people try to posture as CBB's biggest hard ass....

[Namelessone]

god i hate threads where people try to posture as CBB's biggest hard ass....

I don't think anyone here is... Most people in this thread had said they would rather not fight but if they had to they would... I don't see how that makes anyone here a hardass...

[Kronis]

Funny you say that I got in a fight with a crazy guy one time that kinda looked like him without the beard though with his shirt off covered in tatoos. I ****ing knocked his a$$ out badly. I've been attacked with a machett so a little guy like that isnt very intimidating to me. I`m 225lbs 6'2 and practice my striking quite often. I wouldnt look for the fight but I wouldnt be afraid of a guy like that.

The guy is mean looking no doubt. I won't back down from him or anyone. I don't care if your Jay Cutler I'm not backing down. If I lose, I lose, big deal. The broken nose will heal in a few weeks. Pride however takes much longer to heal.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/rothbart_photos/interweb_memes/epenis.jpg

Also, I don't think anyone on the planet is afraid of fighting Jay Cutler.

[Namelessone]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/rothbart_photos/interweb_memes/epenis.jpg


I wish you'd stop thinking about my penis....

[O-Train]

[img]
Also, I don't think anyone on the planet is afraid of fighting Jay Cutler.

Lol, the guy is like 5' 9'' and over 300lbs most of the time. This is someone who does nothing else but lift weights, eat huge amounts of food and take steroids. Fighting any professional bodybuilder would be a terrible idea even for a professional fighter.

Size always matters. I think BJ Penn was the last person to figure that out.

I've always been told that weightlifting provides you with size, strength and confidence. Three things that should make you fight less, not more.

[Kronis]

Lol, the guy is like 5' 9'' and over 300lbs most of the time. This is someone who does nothing else but lift weights, eat huge amounts of food and take steroids. Fighting any professional bodybuilder would be a terrible idea even for a professional fighter.

Size always matters. I think BJ Penn was the last person to figure that out.

I've always been told that weightlifting provides you with size, strength and confidence. Three things that should make you fight less, not more.

Well I'd assume he would be the slowest fighter of all time in off-season and too tired to throw at contest time.

[macka]

Well I'd assume he would be the slowest fighter of all time in off-season and too tired to throw at contest time.

speed is a genetic thing. I've seen big fat guys move scary fast, and I've seen little guys looking like they were swinging in slow motion.

[Kronis]

speed is a genetic thing. I've seen big fat guys move scary fast, and I've seen little guys looking like they were swinging in slow motion.

well then he may be devastating because he definitely has fast genetics.

http://i42.tinypic.com/5vvjox.jpg

[Big D]

LOL thats the best pic ever, i've never seen that before

[Lykalotopus]

Lol, the guy is like 5' 9'' and over 300lbs most of the time. This is someone who does nothing else but lift weights, eat huge amounts of food and take steroids. Fighting any professional bodybuilder would be a terrible idea even for a professional fighter.

Size always matters. I think BJ Penn was the last person to figure that out.

I've always been told that weightlifting provides you with size, strength and confidence. Three things that should make you fight less, not more.

I'm sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen posted on here.

Do you not remember when Mirko Filipovic at a whopping 220lbs shattered Bob Sapps (320lbs of solid muscle at the time) orbital bone at Pride?

GSP destroyed BJ Penn because sure he was a little bigger, maybe 20-25lbs at fight time but more importantly was in phenomenal shape. There was no comparison in physique and cardio vascular endurance.

Fighting, whether between professionals or two thugs on the street rarely comes down to size unless the smaller guy has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

The fact of the matter is that most street fights last less than 15 seconds & the guy who is trained and has cardio will win.

I would be willing to wager a pile of money that Cutler would get his ass kicked by even a tier 2 or 3 fighter simply because he wouldn't have the endurance to move that much mass around.

[natenator]

I'm sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen posted on here.

Do you not remember when Mirko Filipovic at a whopping 220lbs shattered Bob Sapps (320lbs of solid muscle at the time) orbital bone at Pride?

GSP destroyed BJ Penn because sure he was a little bigger, maybe 20-25lbs at fight time but more importantly was in phenomenal shape. There was no comparison in physique and cardio vascular endurance.

Fighting, whether between professionals or two thugs on the street rarely comes down to size unless the smaller guy has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

The fact of the matter is that most street fights last less than 15 seconds & the guy who is trained and has cardio will win.

I would be willing to wager a pile of money that Cutler would get his ass kicked by even a tier 2 or 3 fighter simply because he wouldn't have the endurance to move that much mass around.
at 15 seconds it would not matter if he had endurance

[Ritch]

at 15 seconds it would not matter if he had endurance

Touché!!!

[faller]

I'm sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen posted on here.

Really?? This from the guy that needs cardio to last 15 sec in a street fight???
:laugh

[Lykalotopus]

Holy s**t three guys with zero reading comprehension laughing at me...thats hilarious.

Think about what was stated.

In most street fights guys give it there all in the first 15 seconds and be gassed, if you think I'm lying, you've obviously never seen a bar fight.

A guy who is 5'9" carrying 300lbs of muscle mass would have a very hard time building any kind of sustainable cardio vascular endurance.

Why? Because cardio vascular endurance is based on the heart & lungs capacity to replenish oxygen within the muscles.

So unless Jay's got a 50lb heart & 80lb lungs from all those steroids, good luck getting him to even do a 200m sprint.

But hey, what do I know.

Flame away.

[Ritch]

In all fairness, it`s true most guys get gassed out within a very short period of time. I work in the field and see it on a regular basis. What was funny was the fact you said it`s the guy with the most cardio that wins and then you said most fights last 15 seconds, which is funny. Fair enough?

[Lykalotopus]

OK well, it has to be put in context.

There's no doubt that GSP had a definite weight advantage going in, not to mention height and reach.

But the fact of the matter was that he was simply in much better shape more than the size of him.

Sapp/CroCop, Belfort/Abbot (back in the day), Couture/Silva

Size is not everything.

[Namelessone]

Anyone ever been to Zack's back in the day on Browns Line and Evans Ave in Etobicoke? Fights lasted longer than 15 seconds there... lol... I miss that place. It was my regular weekend hangout...

[faller]

I don't have a problem with what you said, this is what i found to be out of line, especially directed at Hurley.. Just rude..

"I'm sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen posted on here."

[ironwill]

Holy s**t three guys with zero reading comprehension laughing at me...thats hilarious.

Think about what was stated.

In most street fights guys give it there all in the first 15 seconds and be gassed, if you think I'm lying, you've obviously never seen a bar fight.

A guy who is 5'9" carrying 300lbs of muscle mass would have a very hard time building any kind of sustainable cardio vascular endurance.

Why? Because cardio vascular endurance is based on the heart & lungs capacity to replenish oxygen within the muscles.

So unless Jay's got a 50lb heart & 80lb lungs from all those steroids, good luck getting him to even do a 200m sprint.

But hey, what do I know.

Flame away.

you dont need to sprint unless you are a scaredy cat and running away...lol..
this is a very funny thread...

[ironwill]

OK well, it has to be put in context.

There's no doubt that GSP had a definite weight advantage going in, not to mention height and reach.

But the fact of the matter was that he was simply in much better shape more than the size of him.

Sapp/CroCop, Belfort/Abbot (back in the day), Couture/Silva

Size is not everything.
yeah right...tell that to my ol lady....lolol:ji

[Lykalotopus]

I don't have a problem with what you said, this is what i found to be out of line, especially directed at Hurley.. Just rude..

"I'm sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen posted on here."

Oh well then, I'm soooo sorry for sharing my biased opinion on the internet.

Better thicken up that skin there buttercup.

Everyone's entitled to say whatever they'd like.

[natenator]

Oh well then, I'm soooo sorry for sharing my biased opinion on the internet.

Better thicken up that skin there buttercup.

Everyone's entitled to say whatever they'd like.
lmao. real class act you are huh?

[faller]

Ya another internet hero.... I'm done here.

[Lykalotopus]

lmao. real class act you are huh?

Apparently....

Wow, serious need to chill dudes...I can't believe how easily you guys get offended.

Would it be safe to say that neither of you has ever played a team sport?

[natenator]

Apparently....

Wow, serious need to chill dudes...I can't believe how easily you guys get offended.

Would it be safe to say that neither of you has ever played a team sport?
Triple A hockey, Junior B hockey, played from age 6 til 17
Rugby, all through high school
Football, all through high school then US ball

Not sure what you're getting at but whatever dude. The playground is all yours...

[Born2Juice4Ever]

is there going to be any fights in this thread or what?




B2J

[Lykalotopus]

Triple A hockey, Junior B hockey, played from age 6 til 17
Rugby, all through high school
Football, all through high school then US ball

Not sure what you're getting at but whatever dude. The playground is all yours...

Ahhhhhhhhhh, now I get it...you stopped with the team sports after high school....shoulda kept up the rugby...joined a club...woulda been the best time of your life.

Going on season 12 of senior mens rugby here & loving every minute of it!

[natenator]

Ahhhhhhhhhh, now I get it...you stopped with the team sports after high school....shoulda kept up the rugby...joined a club...woulda been the best time of your life.

Going on season 12 of senior mens rugby here & loving every minute of it!
hmmm not quite, sir. Stopped during University because I broke my neck. If I could have kept going I would have.

[L3]

broke my neck

you should have seen the other guy :p

[AlladdinSane]

HA!

[Lykalotopus]

Well that's a very unfortunate injury and I certainly wish you no physical harm.

The point is that I found it rather amusing how upset a couple of you were getting over some banter & that what you witnessed on this board over the past two hours is far less offensive than what is said between myself and my teammates on a daily basis.

[L3]

my teammates

key word.

THIS IS SERIOUS! THIS IS THE INTERWEB !!!1!!11!one

[Lykalotopus]

Yes so serious..jokes about a broken neck.. ;)

[natenator]

Well that's a very unfortunate injury and I certainly wish you no physical harm.

The point is that I found it rather amusing how upset a couple of you were getting over some banter & that what you witnessed on this board over the past two hours is far less offensive than what is said between myself and my teammates on a daily basis.
ummm I was not upset in the least. I pointed out a flaw in your argument (I could careless one way or another) then accused you of not being a class act when you basically flamed 2 solid guys on this forum.

It's not a matter of having a thick skin but more a matter of respect. And, having have my internet dukes up before here with a certain member I am well qualified to say this :)

[Lykalotopus]

Internet Dukes = GOLD

There was no real disrespect intended, but I was a little cheesed that someone would have the gaffe to say that Jay Cutler would kick the you know what out of a professional fighter...I'm sorry, but I find that a little hard to believe.

Whats next an argument on fast muscle twitch fibres vs slow ones?

[L3]

Whats next an argument on fast muscle twitch fibres vs slow ones?

nah thats one for the Bodybuilding Training subforum.

this is off topic.

blonde OR brunette...... more fitting imo

[Ritch]

How about we discuss who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Ah, ha,ha,ha...

[L3]

CN would roundhouse-kick back in time and connect with bruce's mothers abdomen, causing a miscarriage

PNTKO (pre natal)

[AlladdinSane]

How about we discuss who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Ah, ha,ha,ha...

I could take them both out with one roundhouse kick, Swayze style.

[Lykalotopus]

CN would roundhouse-kick back in time and connect with bruce's mothers abdomen, causing a miscarriage

PNTKO (pre natal)

That is f'n hilarious. I seriously laughed out loud. Everyone here is looking at me now...

How about Steven Segal before he got fat & old versus older Rocky?

[ironwill]

I like twinkies....:p

[Ritch]

^^^ they`re good but they don`t make them in quebec. Nothing beats cup cakes though!

[ironwill]

good point...i like cupcakes even more than twinkies....
Chuck Norris can eat cupcakes....and kick steven seagals fat old ass...

[AlladdinSane]

good point...i like cupcakes even more than twinkies....
Chuck Norris can eat cupcakes....and kick steven seagals fat old ass...

Theres a place here in Calgary... "Crave" cupcakes. They're gourmet.



**** I'm a true fatty...

[ironwill]

Theres a place here in Calgary... "Crave" cupcakes. They're gourmet.



**** I'm a true fatty...

Take me there on cheat night.....saturday night...me love you long time GI...:o

[AlladdinSane]

Deal!

[kloan]

well then he may be devastating because he definitely has fast genetics.

http://i42.tinypic.com/5vvjox.jpg


hahaha... wtf

[O-Train]

What did I start? I feel like shit but this thread has had me laughing for the last 3-4 pages.

Side Note. I never said a pro bodybuilder could beat a pro fighter. Just that it would be a terrible idea for a pro fighter to fight a pro bodybuilder. Kind of an everything to lose nothing to gain scenario.

How bout this Lykalotapus. You take Cutler, I'll take Mountain Man. Since size doesn't matter everyone should be happy right? Cutler does cardio almost every day...not that he would need it.

Lets play this out for a second. Bar fights, since you want to talk about them. Happen in very small areas. So if someone is going up against a 300+lb guy who is juiced to the max in an area the size of a phone booth...you understand right?

I like how no one noticed my inspirational message of large, strong people not needing to fight because they have nothing to prove. On that note, Arnold in his prime vs Stallone in his...who do you like?

[Kronis]

What did I start? I feel like shit but this thread has had me laughing for the last 3-4 pages.


I like how no one noticed my inspirational message of large, strong people not needing to fight because they have nothing to prove. On that note, Arnold in his prime vs Stallone in his...who do you like?

Arnold by a country mile. Reach is huge in a bar fight and Arnie could palm Stallones (then) tiny head and gorilla smash him into the floor.

Current stats I'd give it to Stallone, that man is the most jacked he's been in his whole life and he's like 55.

Fedor vs a small bear?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/2585784539_aa6301b377.jpg

[#8]

This thread has turned out pretty hilarious. You guys are pretty funny I'll give you that....

[megwell]

I wondered what happened to Turtle

[Musclehead]

All I know is DO NOT MESS WITH ANYONE THAT HAS CAULIFLOWERED EARS :)