interesting moments in the gym

[L3]

hey bros i was thinking it would be a good time if we all shared some funny/embarrasing/werid stories from the gym, i mean we're in there all the time right?? it can be something that happened to you, your friend, or even a stranger.

ill start:

1 - this lady was doing some squats, and she was wearing a tight tight pink top, well i guess it was a little chilly cause she had the biggest nip ons ive ever seen, like massive protruding at least 1" from her shirt...every dude and girl in there kept staring since she walked from the rack to the water founatin, basically the lengh of the entire gym, multiple times. she wasnt bad looking either 34C id say :ji

2 - against my advice my buddy was doing bench presses with the smith machine. he did a set with 1plate+25 and then asked me for help with 2plates. again, after going against my advice, he went for the first rep...well he didnt make it back up and to teach him a lesson i let the bar rest on his chest for a good 5 seconds before he started freaking out... he now uses freeweights

3 - i went to the university gym instead of my real gym to do some squats since i like their squat rack better, and ok i guess i was lame to wear my XXL "natural freak" cutoff shirt around people who arent as into bb'ing as we are. anyways, being the "big man" that i am im doing 3plates+35 squats with a belt, i do one set of 7 no problem, then i strip to 3plates+25... get in 6 reps, go for 7, and did not make it back up... had to use the safety bars and crawl the **** out from under it with my tail between my legs... i managed to save some face with the last set 3plates for 10 reps :tu

4 - involves the squat rack at university again... i was waiting to use it, the guy before me just started, these racks are ones where the pins holding up the bar are adjustable by the user, so you can set the height yourself...well this toolcase set the pins in himself, except one was 1 notch lower than the other.... he even loaded up his plates and everything before he noticed that the bar was resting crooked.

:mock

[ergie]

I sometimes fart when I'm doing squats

[Big D]

when I first started working out, i tried to bench 315 with a spotter so i ended up with the bar laying on my chest and i had the safety clips on the ends, so my spotter was standing over top of me pulling at the bar and it was not moving. so 2 bigger guys came to my rescue and lifted the bar off of me.

[waderow]

LOL My first attempt at 135 on bench press when i was 12 years old or so ended up on my chest. Lifted it off the rack, then BOOM, down she came. Skinny little ****er i was.

Doing shoulder dumbell presses last winter. I think they were 110 pounders, nothing crazy, but enough weight that you have to be a little careful. This REAL HOT girl all lulu lemon walks by as I am kicking up the weight to press, and I got totally sidetracked by her beautiful ass. The 12 out of 10 type ass. Firm, round, perky, shapely, accented crack...... it was nice. Anyways, before I knew it, my right side is too far back. Too far back to pull out of it so before I hurt myself I dropped it. CRASH!!!!! Scared the girl. Looked like a tool. very funny moment in hind sight, but I was pretty red faced at the time.

I love watching these fags on the bench press. Some of these guys lift their ass so high that I swear they're trying to make love to the ceiling.

At my gym, it seems we're going for the guiness record for most INVENTED exercises known to mankind. i swear every single person there except me and this huge mofo make up every exercise they do. They customize everything. power racks used for some kind of bar bell burpee. cable row benches for some kind of horizontal bicep curl. 130 pound kids on the ONE AND ONLY lat pull down machine for a ****ing hour! Sit ups on one of the TWO benchpress benches. Its ****ed.
everyday i shake my head.

[Hatebreed]

Shamelessly stolen from BB.com

I work out at home, but when I used to belong to a gym there was this one guy who had some intersting ways about him.

He would enter the gym holding his hands up, as if to tell people to stop clapping for him. There was no clapping. He slapped his face a few times to psyche himself up, muttering "i'm the best....the best" under his breath.
He then spent 5-10 minutes moisturising his face with his eyes closed. Then out of nowhere, he spins around and powerwalks to the weights bench as if it just called his wife a slag and he wasn't happy about it. Lies down. Grabs hold of the barbell (about 120 lbs), lifts it off the bench, brings it down near his chest. Stops. Then cries out "Rain-dance!!" and powers it up in to the air straight back on the bench. He then moved onto the dumbells with a similar routine, only the phrase of choice was now a word which could be spelt as "Itsssssssssayy !!" very loudly.

After this he'd walk over to the bikes telling everyone in his path that it was 'CV time'. I guess he meant CardioVascular, although seemed to expect a pat on the back for using this lingo. He'd put the seat on the bike as low as it would go, despite being about 6ft tall. His knees would nearly hit his chin as he peddled. After a few minutes he'd get up and talk to the gym staff. I couldn't hear what he was saying but He'd point to the bike he was just on and then point to his chin. Columbo is not required.

After a few minutes he'd walk out throwing his arms in the air.

[Drifter]

Shamelessly stolen from BB.com

I work out at home, but when I used to belong to a gym there was this one guy who had some intersting ways about him.

He would enter the gym holding his hands up, as if to tell people to stop clapping for him. There was no clapping. He slapped his face a few times to psyche himself up, muttering "i'm the best....the best" under his breath.
He then spent 5-10 minutes moisturising his face with his eyes closed. Then out of nowhere, he spins around and powerwalks to the weights bench as if it just called his wife a slag and he wasn't happy about it. Lies down. Grabs hold of the barbell (about 120 lbs), lifts it off the bench, brings it down near his chest. Stops. Then cries out "Rain-dance!!" and powers it up in to the air straight back on the bench. He then moved onto the dumbells with a similar routine, only the phrase of choice was now a word which could be spelt as "Itsssssssssayy !!" very loudly.

After this he'd walk over to the bikes telling everyone in his path that it was 'CV time'. I guess he meant CardioVascular, although seemed to expect a pat on the back for using this lingo. He'd put the seat on the bike as low as it would go, despite being about 6ft tall. His knees would nearly hit his chin as he peddled. After a few minutes he'd get up and talk to the gym staff. I couldn't hear what he was saying but He'd point to the bike he was just on and then point to his chin. Columbo is not required.

After a few minutes he'd walk out throwing his arms in the air.


Man o' man I can't believe you haven't aspirated. Even in your glutes your still pushing your luck.

"Pull back slightly on the plunger - you will see one of two things. (A). You will see a couple small air bubbles that when you stop apping pressure upward on the plunger will readily go back into the muscle or (B). Droplets of blood. (A) being the obviously favorable one. If there is blood you must pull out, switch needles and start over."


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.... would you give him the time of day?

Ithis him ?? :laugh

[IronRobi]

So I'm in the abs section of my old gym doing leg lifts, and the entire section is filled with women and then there's me. On the machine beside me there's this really hot brunette wearing the shortest shorts ever doing back extensions. Every time she would lower her torso, her shorts would slide to the side and she had nothing on underneath the shorts. Pretty nice view. Anyways, after staring open mouthed for her entire set, I realized I had a tent going in my pants pointing right at the rest of the girls in the ab section. I was so embarassed I picked up my gym bag and walked straight out of the gym without changing or saying a word.

[Drifter]

LMAO thats funny

[Drifter]

I got stuck once while some hot brunette walked by me while I was benching . Stupid me didnt have a spotter , it was a good thing I was going fairly light anyways becouse the guy that helped get it off of my chest had a hard time .
Ya that was embarssing

[Ritch]

I once saw a guy with his pants down to his ankles shaving his balls in front of the sink.

[Houstonbc]

that video is priceless!

[trykillthis]

I once saw a guy with his pants down to his ankles shaving his balls in front of the sink.

ROFL, Thats something you do at home. I am not gay nor am I a homo-phobe but some people really seem to be a little to comfortable naked in the change room. Everyone needs to shower at the gym sure, but get into your clothes after ya dry off. I don't need to see naked guy shaving his face or playing with his phone while I am trying to pull on my socks on.

[nisser]

ROFL, Thats something you do at home. I am not gay nor am I a homo-phobe but some people really seem to be a little to comfortable naked in the change room. Everyone needs to shower at the gym sure, but get into your clothes after ya dry off. I don't need to see naked guy shaving his face or playing with his phone while I am trying to pull on my socks on.

the old 60+ men are the worst with that shit. They'll put on their shirt, fix the tie, comb the hair and then ****ing put on the pants. wtf

not even the gays wanna see that shit

[Ritch]

ROFL, Thats something you do at home. I am not gay nor am I a homo-phobe but some people really seem to be a little to comfortable naked in the change room. Everyone needs to shower at the gym sure, but get into your clothes after ya dry off. I don't need to see naked guy shaving his face or playing with his phone while I am trying to pull on my socks on.

You just reminded me of something. There was one guy who looked like a bum, the big beard, dressed in real bad clothes, just looked like a bum. He would cut his toe nails naked with his foot on the sink. When I would hear people walking into the locker room, I just couldn`t wait to see their reaction when they`d walk in, especially the young hip hop crowd...

That story from bodybuilding.com was hilarious. The misc section can be funny at times.

[Big D]

the old 60+ men are the worst with that shit. They'll put on their shirt, fix the tie, comb the hair and then ****ing put on the pants. wtf

not even the gays wanna see that shit

I know exactly what you mean. it grosses me out

[BAM]

I once saw a guy with his pants down to his ankles shaving his balls in front of the sink.


That requires a sucker punch to the side of the head.

[natenator]

not even the gays wanna see that shit

Sure you do :sexy

[waderow]

that video is priceless!

he's a nipple pincher

[waderow]

ROFL, Thats something you do at home. I am not gay nor am I a homo-phobe but some people really seem to be a little to comfortable naked in the change room. Everyone needs to shower at the gym sure, but get into your clothes after ya dry off. I don't need to see naked guy shaving his face or playing with his phone while I am trying to pull on my socks on.

there is locker room etiquete that needs to be followed.

1. If youre naked, you should dress in a timely manner, or wear a towel. No severe bending over while naked, and if you must, do it with the posterior facing a wall. No one needs to see (even if only a split second glimps with peripheral vision) an anus. Ever. The only anus I ever need to see is a girls anus in the bedroom, or on my computer screen. The only man to ever see my anus will be my doctor, and I am not cool with that shit either, but it is a necessary health precaution.

2. if you're naked, don't let your genetalia get within 5 feet of another man. If you need to walk from the shower to the dry mat, and another naked man is there, avoid eye contact and wait for the area to clear and accomodate the 5 foot rule before proceeding.

3. shave, brush teeth, comb hair....what ever you need to do..... do it with a towel around your waist at the very least. preferably pants.

4. no talking to naked men, or while naked to another man, naked or not. avoid eye contact always while naked, or with naked men, and this last part goes without saying...... do not look at their genetalias. Unless youre gay and want a slap.



Feel free to copy paste and print these rules for posting in YOUR locker room

[Bowlcut]

I have seen some arab guy wear just his boxers in the gym.

[Ritch]

You make some very good points Waderow. Here is one of my worst gym stories and I swear I`m not making this up. There used to be this guy who would walk on the treadmeal like the way those fags power walk with the funny hip movement, just looks rediculous. Anyway everytime I`d walk in the locker room no matter what time, I even changed my training time to avoid this and did so many times... Here it is, I`d see him bent over naked drying his ankles with his towel. That would be the first thing I`d see as I walked in. I just couldn`t beleive the number of times this happpened it was making me parnoid. Then when he would be training (he wore really short shorts) he would always strech between sets kinda like a crab, it was a hamstring stretch where you bend over and grad your ankles... I`d just finish a set then look accross the room and see this dude bent over with these super skinny stringy legs. Just disgusting.

Another exercise he liked to do was with the pulley station. He would put the e-z bar on the low pulley cable and sit really low with his legs wide open with his elbows resting on his inner thighs doing bicep curls. He was all sweaty and would make this porn star face as he went through his fast paced reps kinda humping his way through them... I hope you can visualize this, only so you can understand the trama I`ve been through.

[#8]

there is locker room etiquete that needs to be followed.

1. If youre naked, you should dress in a timely manner, or wear a towel. No severe bending over while naked, and if you must, do it with the posterior facing a wall. No one needs to see (even if only a split second glimps with peripheral vision) an anus. Ever. The only anus I ever need to see is a girls anus in the bedroom, or on my computer screen. The only man to ever see my anus will be my doctor, and I am not cool with that shit either, but it is a necessary health precaution.

2. if you're naked, don't let your genetalia get within 5 feet of another man. If you need to walk from the shower to the dry mat, and another naked man is there, avoid eye contact and wait for the area to clear and accomodate the 5 foot rule before proceeding.

3. shave, brush teeth, comb hair....what ever you need to do..... do it with a towel around your waist at the very least. preferably pants.

4. no talking to naked men, or while naked to another man, naked or not. avoid eye contact always while naked, or with naked men, and this last part goes without saying...... do not look at their genetalias. Unless youre gay and want a slap.



Feel free to copy paste and print these rules for posting in YOUR locker room


So you never played competitive hockey then before I'm assuming....

[Shortdave]

So you never played competitive hockey then before I'm assuming....


Cause they have circle jerks and everything...... but it's not gay cause they are a team.

[L3]

Cause they have circle jerks and everything...... but it's not gay cause they are a team.

true story

[#8]

Cause they have circle jerks and everything...... but it's not gay cause they are a team.



I wouldnt go that far. Male nudity to me is funny. I guess I'm just used to it. Old guys do take it too far though, and shaving your balls in front of a sink is grounds to get pissed on by a fellow naked gross pig.

[waderow]

Cause they have circle jerks and everything...... but it's not gay cause they are a team.

hockey players need their heads examined. circle jerks. pissing on each other, tea bagging and other sexual molestations such as sitting your bare ass on a team mates face with your ass cheeks spread. There are things going on in hockey dressing rooms that would make me puke. nothing cool about any of that stuff.

I played 10 years of football, and never had the need to do that shit, and we had all the team bonds that a hockey team would have. for some reason, hockey teams go gay in the locker room and at parties

[Big D]

hockey players need their heads examined. circle jerks. pissing on each other, tea bagging and other sexual molestations such as sitting your bare ass on a team mates face with your ass cheeks spread. There are things going on in hockey dressing rooms that would make me puke. nothing cool about any of that stuff.

I played 10 years of football, and never had the need to do that shit, and we had all the team bonds that a hockey team would have. for some reason, hockey teams go gay in the locker room and at parties

hahahahhhahahah

[L3]

my friend was a puck bunny for the 67's when she was a teen... she said all the stories you hear are true

[Shortdave]

weird.... I was just joking.

I played basketball, we just took off our pants and shirts and put on shorts and a jersey thingie.

Hockey sounds off-putting.

[Hatebreed]

so hockey players really do putt from the rough? haha j/k

I went to a public gym for the first time in awhile I was quite impressed with the atmosphere a lot of hard work going on it was pretty easy to stay motivated.

I did see some high school kids there though, they spent their entire workout at the preacher curl bench, I have never seen so much bicep worship in my life.

[broken7]

I once saw a guy with his pants down to his ankles shaving his balls in front of the sink.

HAHAHAHAHA, lol.
thats just.... NUTZ.

[Ritch]

Are these circle jerks you guys speak of when the players put a piece of bread in the middle of the circle and they all jerk off and the last person to cum on it has to eat it?

[AlladdinSane]

what
the
****.

[natenator]

what
the
****.
I know. But, true story.

[waderow]

I know. But, true story.

sounds about right for a rookie initiation.

If i was a moron, and found myself in a situation like that......holy man would i be stroking! I'd be doing about 600 RPM and thinking of the dirtiest shit imaginable.

gag

[natenator]

sounds about right for a rookie initiation.

If i was a moron, and found myself in a situation like that......holy man would i be stroking! I'd be doing about 600 RPM and thinking of the dirtiest shit imaginable.

gag
I've seen it when I played junior B.

In football, we didn't do such things. Instead we had the rookies strip naked and stand front to back (back against anothers front) and make them watch a porno.

See who got a stiffy against another dudes ass :yeah

[AlladdinSane]

what
the
****.

...again.

[Ritch]

I've seen it when I played junior B.

In football, we didn't do such things. Instead we had the rookies strip naked and stand front to back (back against anothers front) and make them watch a porno.

See who got a stiffy against another dudes ass :yeah

Oh man is that ever funny!

[Bowlcut]

...again.

Do you have a list of rules posted up? I think no ball shaving or over homosexual acts should be included.

This is a gym, not a bath house. If any of you guys want something like that just give Flexy call and he can tell you where to find one.

[AlladdinSane]

hehehe... When people come in to check out my place, I turn it around on them. I end up interviewing them and those change-room topics along with putting away of weights and other general gym etiquette are discussed with NO sugar-coating. I'm swearing and being blunt telling them what I expect of them as members wanting to join MY club. I usually have to yell it to be heard over the super-fukin'-loud Tool or Motorhead blasting in the place. I figure if they can handle all that they'll fit in nicely. :)

[Hatebreed]

hehehe... When people come in to check out my place, I turn it around on them. I end up interviewing them and those change-room topics along with putting away of weights and other general gym etiquette are discussed with NO sugar-coating. I'm swearing and being blunt telling them what I expect of them as members wanting to join MY club. I usually have to yell it to be heard over the super-fukin'-loud Tool or Motorhead blasting in the place. I figure if they can handle all that they'll fit in nicely. :)

you're my hero

[AlladdinSane]

:) I try.

[Houstonbc]

he's a nipple pincher
i know check out his other vid on youtube "steroid user loves himself"

[bossman_1986]

some girl was about to do hyperextensions and when she went to go on the bench she didnt get her legs on the padding properly and landed right on her face and twisted her neck, suprisingly she was fine

[michealJ]

embarrasing...I was all happy when i first hit a 225 bench long ago now...so i finished up "like a big man" went to get some water and a girl had added 10 pounds to each side and was POUNDING THEM OUT ....... so my BIG MAN feeling died pretty quick.
Good lesson tho

[L3]

a girl had added 10 pounds to each side and was POUNDING THEM OUT
Good lesson tho

are u sure it wasnt a long haired dude with a bad case of gyno??? 3/4 of the guys at my old gym couldnt do 225 if their life depneded on it

[Bowlcut]

hehehe... When people come in to check out my place, I turn it around on them. I end up interviewing them and those change-room topics along with putting away of weights and other general gym etiquette are discussed with NO sugar-coating. I'm swearing and being blunt telling them what I expect of them as members wanting to join MY club. I usually have to yell it to be heard over the super-fukin'-loud Tool or Motorhead blasting in the place. I figure if they can handle all that they'll fit in nicely. :)

Can I be a bouncer there? Me and Short Dave would be the coolest studs ever and would bring in many a fine ladies.

[michealJ]

are u sure it wasnt a long haired dude with a bad case of gyno??? 3/4 of the guys at my old gym couldnt do 225 if their life depneded on it

I'm sure of it. I watched "it" go in to the girls change room.

[bossman_1986]

are u sure it wasnt a long haired dude with a bad case of gyno??? 3/4 of the guys at my old gym couldnt do 225 if their life depneded on it

you got a weak gym

[waderow]

LOL in my gym, Me, and two other guys have EVER put more then 225 on the bar. There are a couple guys who put on 225, but they lift their ass up so high is funny. Such poor form.

[natenator]

you got a weak gym
Nah. It`s Ottawa. Pussy girly-men galore.

[AlladdinSane]

Can I be a bouncer there? Me and Short Dave would be the coolest studs ever and would bring in many a fine ladies.

Absolutely!!!

But first you have to live here (Calgary)...

[cedric]

i can think of a number of occasions i did a pullup and smoked my head on the bar. i'm cool. but at least i dont put cum on bread.

[O-Train]

Some of the pulley attachments at the gym I work at have those curly que hooks on them. One time a guy hooked a bar onto the high-pulley attachment but didn't do it properly. The other problem was that the bar weighed more than the counter weight. So he bends down to adjust the weight and the bar starts coming down then un-hooks itself. Long story short he walks up to me asking for a bandaid/paper towel with blood all over his head and hands. They even made him go to the hospital for a couple stitches, boy was he embarrased.

Another story. I didn't witness this one though. A girl was on a treadmill and slipped. She managed to grab hold of the handles but the treadmill kept going. Then all of a sudden the treadmill catches on her pants and pulls them right off. So she's hanging off the treadmill in a thong covered with black marks from the rubber. I think by that time the guy working ran over and unplugged it.

[Shortdave]

i can think of a number of occasions i did a pullup and smoked my head on the bar. i'm cool. but at least i dont put cum on bread.

Oh man, I have done that one too.

I don't know what the exercise is called, but I have always called them samson curls, you stand in between two pulleys that are about shoulder height grab the handles and curl in towards your head. anyway I had too little weight on for my first set, and since I try to be explosive I ended up punching myself on both sides of my head.

I have done that one a lot.