.

[kloan]

Clippers: 1, Hair: 0

Got a lil carried away with the clippers tonight..... ended up with no hair on my head. Quite the contrast from the mop that was on there just a short time ago. Had to shave... beard and buzzed head looks gay.

Hair seems to have thinned a little.. I can see more scalp than I normally could with a buzzed head. Gotta watch out for that... can't be goin bald now, hell no. Women love my thick head of hair (when I have it that is).

Must resist temptation once it grows back and not use the clippers again.... must seek professional help. I don't have the right shape of head/face for a buzzed head.. at least my face isn't bloated like it was 6 weeks ago... then it'd really look bad.

I should get to sleep already... you'd think I'd be in bed earlier with the time change, yet it's the exact opposite. Damn.

[cheesesteak]

I got a bald head and bloated face.... :(

[kidmode]

GO ROUGHRIDERS!

[MuSuLPhReAk]

I wonder if we'll hit 3000 members online tonight.

[kidmode]

Very close lol

[Sandwiches]

...

[kidmode]

3,079

[Spyder122]

Playing soccer after Jiu Jitsu is not a good idea. Fu(k me am I tired this morning.

[kloan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/kloan/blinks.gif

[_Ragnar_]

i am still sore from a game of touch football on sunday

[Chunk]

this popcorn taste fAckin' terrible...it tastes like someone JIZZED all over it!

i got a big fAckin' boner right now!

one time I ate my neighbors SHIT!

the buffoon rules!

[_Ragnar_]

I am growing a beard. looking forward to being the bald guy with the beard

[Scaffer]

have a laugh!
Gag reel and bloopers to some of the funniest movies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vED9n5lcq6c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2zpMpyRQno&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl9MjmYY8Ss&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_yI2lcvzF0&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCaOtUD3JI&feature=related

[daande]

Wow there are 38,000+ replies in this thread.

[_Ragnar_]

I am growing a beard. looking forward to being the bald guy with the beard

shaved

[Scaffer]

Jay and silent bob - Gag Reel (Outtakes)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ9bcEKbFUQ&feature=related)

[Scaffer]

This is so ****ing random..its full of awesomeness !

http://screwattack.com/videos/Clip-of-the-Week-Boundaries

[PdH]

I'd like to bang a life sized tinkerbell

[O-Train]

Quote of the day courtesy of a co-worker: "Why are you eating a can of tuna? Do you lift weights or something?"

[LonelyBedouin]

These pretzels... These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gicantor]

These pretzels... These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go on your MSN dammit........and drink some water

[PdH]

I had to sit in a class and discuss lesbian legal rights for 3 ****in hours today. I'm really tired now.

[MuSuLPhReAk]

testing something



<table border="1">
<tr>
<td>cell 1</td>
<td>cell 2</td>
</tr>
</table>

[MuSuLPhReAk]

meh, not what I wanted

[_Ragnar_]

MOTLEY CRUE TONIGHT!!!

[MuSuLPhReAk]

I'd like to bang a life sized tinkerbell

Be careful what you wish for :D

17648

[_Ragnar_]

Yikes

[treebuilder]

40,000 something

[L3]

test
http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=94&pictureid=619

[MuSuLPhReAk]

WTF is that??

[Sandwiches]

cheesesteaks' woman

[MuSuLPhReAk]

She's appearing from a wormhole or something? LOL

Very odd pic.

[Sandwiches]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnpUysCFik lol

[L3]

haha MP, i was testing if i can link a pic from my photo albums to a thread, and if you needed to be logged in to see it.

im thinking may be a good idea for picture threads of members, instead of "attaching" the file, you can link to a pic in your photo album, and use BB code to insert that image at an appropriate place in the post (instead of at the bottom)....but still having the privacy of having only board members see the pic, like it is with "attached" pics now

o ya and i made that pic to compare the size of the bull moose to the woman CS said he "made love" to

[Dryvrgrl]

trying to get to 500 posts

[Dryvrgrl]

almost there

[Dryvrgrl]

YIPPEEEE

[MuSuLPhReAk]

lol, good morning dryvrgrl :)

[Sandwiches]

you indeed are the product of all the choices that you've made up untill this moment.. circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him..
and the circumstances of your life truely reveal the way that you are..

[countrychic]

ahhh in Mexcico paradise, sun, beach, sand...... this is the life.....

[MuSuLPhReAk]

So, any beautiful pics of Mexico??

[countrychic]

So, any beautiful pics of Mexico??

most definately.....I will post some :)

[Sandwiches]

There's nothing i won't do
To hold when you're
There's nothing i wouldn't say to hold you for another day
There's nothing that i can do to keep you from running away
Burgundy and blue is how i'm feeling
There's nothing i wouldn't say to hold you for another day
There's nothing i wouldn't do like hold you when you're feeling blue
Burgundy and blue is how i'm feeling
Burgundy and blue is how i'm feeling
Burgundy and blue

[PdH]

There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

[PdH]

There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

[PdH]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[PdH]

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

[PdH]

In his/her lifetime, the average person accidentally eats 8 spiders at night.

[PdH]

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

[PdH]

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

[PdH]

In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

[PdH]

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

[PdH]

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

[cog]

And if a man in Italy opts for a dress instead of pants he will be arrested.

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Some weird facts there. I feel bad for the male Praying Mantis. Something tells me that he won't be feeling much without a head :(

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Here is some of mine.

Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!

[MuSuLPhReAk]

The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!

[PdH]

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!

Well, excuse me and my ignorant ass. :)

[L3]

i am carrying around ~14lbs of undigested food and water in my stomach... aka sporting ye'ol GH gut

[dremen]

i am carrying around ~14lbs of undigested food and water in my stomach... aka sporting ye'ol GH gut

Damn:eek:

[faller]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

[faller]

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

[faller]

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots

[faller]

The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in the 1968 Jane Fonda movie "Barbarella.

[faller]

Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.

[faller]

The company providing the liability insurance for the Republican National Convention in San Diego is the same firm that insured the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.

[faller]

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

[faller]

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

[faller]

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children

[faller]

If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to swallow.

[faller]

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

[faller]

White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (Formerly of the Monkees)

[faller]

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

[faller]

Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been overmixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.

[faller]

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

[evoke]

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

ahahaha
i'm sure they weren't aiming for it.

[L3]

ok so im buying some cola flavored gummi bears at bulk barn today in accordance with my binge week diet... two registers open... two girls... naturally i go to the one with the cuter cashier

L3: Hey
CashGirl: Oh my god, you are jacked!
L3: Thank you :)
-silence as she bags my candy-
L3: So do you have any plans for the easter weekend?
CG: Umm no, not really.
L3: Wanna make some?
CG: Sure, i guess i'll write down my number on your reciept. Whats your name by the way?
L3: L3
-Shake hands-
L3: Nice to meet you, Lauren. I'll txt you so you have my number as well.
CG: Sounds good. Cya!



yeaaaaaaaa budday

[PdH]

The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in the 1968 Jane Fonda movie "Barbarella.

That movie is worth the watch just to see Jane's boobs.

[PdH]

ok so im buying some cola flavored gummi bears at bulk barn today in accordance with my binge week diet... two registers open... two girls... naturally i go to the one with the cuter cashier

L3: Hey
CashGirl: Oh my god, you are jacked!
L3: Thank you :)
-silence as she bags my candy-
L3: So do you have any plans for the easter weekend?
CG: Umm no, not really.
L3: Wanna make some?
CG: Sure, i guess i'll write down my number on your reciept. Whats your name by the way?
L3: L3
-Shake hands-
L3: Nice to meet you, Lauren. I'll txt you so you have my number as well.
CG: Sounds good. Cya!



yeaaaaaaaa budday

Mr Smooth. :) :fwave

I had a similar experience when I used to volunteer for this alternative measures program. Went to court, saw her name on the docket, and just knew she was gorgeous. Went in the courtroom and looked for the hottest chick in there. Once we were done the paperwork I said "So how do you feel about me calling you on a personal level". Her answer was positive and damn we had some fun. Yeah, she was a shoplifter but so what?

[_Ragnar_]

well i am getting close to 1000

[sinbad]

Anyone work the graveyard shift? Security works sucks ass.

[Aaron_37]

Yeah... I'm an RA, so I work the graveyard shift every night. :(

[L3]

sigh, picking up girls was a lot easier when i was cut up

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Pilipinas Got Talent Big Mouth (BM)
The action starts at 1:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhGHtBogulg

[faller]

lol, now i know for sure not to look

[_Ragnar_]

I would just like to take a moment to congratulate the Vancouver Canucks who just dethroned the LA Kings in game 6 of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs!

[LonelyBedouin]

I would just like to take a moment to congratulate the Vancouver Canucks who just dethroned the LA Kings in game 6 of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs!

Bah, I wanted the kings to win, well more specifically Clune to get the cup, so I can touch it when he brings it home :P

[j-dub]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj123/jonwaite/funnies/threads%20owned/b9c6e9ea7806.jpg

:)

[Sandwiches]

Babe, baby, baby, I'm Gonna Leave You.
I said baby, you know I'm gonna leave you.
I'll leave you when the summertime,
Leave you when the summer comes a-rollin'
Leave you when the summer comes along.

Baby, baby, I don't wanna leave you,
I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble.
Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I believin',
We really got to ramble.
I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do,
I can hear it callin' me back home!

[Victor85]

So I joined Goodlife Fitness. I hope I didint make a mistake by doing this! (gulp!)

All those people working there are like vultures. When I walked thru the front doors I got mobed by all the employees trying to sell me a membership. I am currently working out at the Ymca downtown but that place is so ghetto. All these "homeboys" and bums with crappy sneakers. oops. now I am ranting. I need a gin and soda.

[O-Train]

Some things I learned about eggs that a lot of people may not know. Almost half of the protein is in the yolk. Cholesterol from eggs will not negatively effect your cholesterol levels. Omega 3 eggs have about 0.4g of n-3 fatty acids. Eggs are also very rich in micronutrients but all the good stuff is in the yolk.

[faller]

^^Yup!

[PdH]

Hey faller, one of the lurker groupies is ogling your pics right now. Heh, heh. :handsome

[L3]

hey pdh welcome back

[R-Money]

sometimes when I pee I feel like a fireman

[faller]

^^Thats how i felt 30 years ago. Now instead of putting out a fire its more like watering a small plant in a little pot. :p

[PdH]

hey pdh welcome back

Thanks Bro! I'll be posting intermittently for the next few months b/c of research in different communities. Our workout will have to wait until the fall. :)

[evoke]

sometimes when I pee I feel like a fireman

this happens in the morning a lot.

[Victor85]

I love to workout with a WIFEBEATER...

[R-Money]

only you can stop abuse

[massmachine]

My pee smells like poo, what gives?...

[ironwill]

My pee smells like poo, what gives?...

wear a dome next time.........probably a bit of backed up poo in the urethra, pretty common for da fudgepacker afficianado.....lolol....Long time no seeum cowboy......Howdy...:ht

[ironwill]

sometimes when I pee I feel fire ........man!!!!!

Get that checked sunshine!!!!

[L3]

My pee smells like poo, what gives?...

did you happen to poo and pee concurrently?

[Victor85]

Stop, Drop, shut em down open up shop! Whoa, Whoa!
Thats how ruffiders roll!

[JordanRHughes]

Why are so many of these thread posts numbers?

[R-Money]

Freeze

[R-Money]

Somebody bring me back some money plz

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Why are so many of these thread posts numbers?

Dumped a bunch of spam posts in here when the board was young. Wasn't here all the time and some guys got into the spamming to raise post counts. So I dumped those threads in here and banned them. They seemed to stopped after that.

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Somebody bring me back some money plz

:puff

[R-Money]

:puff

omg what happened to the rootz smiley face

[massmachine]

Hey Money, is that a TFL rolex?...

;)

[PdH]

Hey Money, is that a TFL rolex?...

Looks like a woman's bracelet to me. ;)

[O-Train]

Whoever decided to use Oprah Winfrey to narrate the documentary Life instead of David Attenborough can suck my dick. What an easy way to ruin such an awesome documentary. **** you Oprah...I hear your voice too much already.

[L3]

i love you CBB

[massmachine]

i love you CBB

Clomid talk?

[L3]

Clomid talk?

seretonin talk

[R-Money]

hold me........... like the river jordan

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Just went to my favorite online movie site and this is now showing.

[tiramisu]

.... they moved http://www.watch-movies-tv.info/

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Thanks!

[R-Money]

i think they have renamed a few times for legal reasons.

http://www.movie-forumz.mobi/index.php

is decent too

[PdH]

The fackers took down ninjavideo to. :mad: Do they really think they can stop this sort of thing? They should get with the times instead of acting like the little boy with his finger in the dike.

[PdH]

**** you Google! :mad: How hard can it be to tell me whether David Garland is an interactionist or a ****ing functionalist. GGGRRRRR

[natenator]

**** you Google! :mad: How hard can it be to tell me whether David Garland is an interactionist or a ****ing functionalist. GGGRRRRR
both

[PdH]

both

Thanks Nate. Freaking theoretical nonsense.

[natenator]

nonsense.

most academia is :D

[macka]

I guess BD and I have been slacking off

[O-Train]

I'm so happy right now. Dan Hardy just got KTFO!

[slick rick]

Me too.. I'd be much happier if Bisping got put to sleep as well.

[BrownDevil]

You guys are neglecting my favourite thread.

:(

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Cause you're neglecting us :D

[BrownDevil]

Ouch. That cuts, MP. :(

lol

[BrownDevil]

I got two days of leave left...why can't time go this fast over there?

*grumble*

[massmachine]

I got two days of leave left...why can't time go this fast over there?

*grumble*

Whats the deal after the two days, where ya heading?...

[BrownDevil]

Hello.

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Hey BD. You back?

[BrownDevil]

Hey MP. Got back in country in July of last year. Life continued to be busy as my spouse left for her brother's wedding and I was on the road for much of the time she was away. Things have only just slowed down with the arrival of our new baby (yes, I see the irony) and I swindled the Army into letting me take two months parental leave.

[ironwill]

Good to see you BD, CC and i were wondering how you are doing??

[BrownDevil]

Doing well, Bro. Been keeping tabs on you and Red on Crackbook. You both look to be doing real well. That's good to see! Nice bike(s), BTW. :)

[ironwill]

Good stuff...If ever out west, drop a line....Stay safe!!

[BrownDevil]

Will do. I think work is going to have me out west at some point...entering possible posting zone next year.

[countrychic]

Will do. I think work is going to have me out west at some point...entering possible posting zone next year.

BD, good to see you around these parts again :)