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[thecivilizedanimal]

so i think i'm being messaged by some fake profile,

some girl says she met me at a bar a week ago, she was drunk, i dont remember any of it, i dont drink seldom go ot the bar, but i do grab food from the place she said the bar was and i did last week

but she only has one profile pic,

sketch

[thecivilizedanimal]

http://www.facebook.com/sjane1#/sjane1

[Tiamat]

Nice boobs. I'd give her a facial.

[William Shatner]

Thats my sister!!

[Tiamat]

What's her number??

[L3]

dude i was at the rippers last night... no word of a lie, there was one that looks exactly like that chick....

i say go for it man, she was really into it last night and KILLEd the pole dancing

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i lol so hard!

[Tiamat]

meh

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hunh ?

[SmallieBigs]

Tiamat: What's with the post whoreing? You're past 250... Don't get why it matters if you have 2000 more now... ahh well, guess that's why we have this thread...

[thecivilizedanimal]

sup whores,

[Tiamat]

can't sleep ****

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[thecivilizedanimal]

morning naggers

[thecivilizedanimal]

meh

[Tiamat]

So wrong. What's with people nowadays.

http://fartfantasy.net/indexhun.php

[thecivilizedanimal]

HOW LONG TILL IRAN IS IN COMPOLETE CHAOS, I'VE BEEN PREDICTING THIS FOR A ****ING DECADE OR MORE

ah caps sorry, i'm hungry

happy fathers day everyone

[LonelyBedouin]

HOW LONG TILL IRAN IS IN COMPOLETE CHAOS, I'VE BEEN PREDICTING THIS FOR A ****ING DECADE OR MORE

ah caps sorry, i'm hungry

happy fathers day everyone

Man I was watching some of the videos people had taken on CNN and that shit is crazy... There hitting women, children and the elderly...

[thecivilizedanimal]

ah back to the gym toodaay , need foods wheres the woman ?

[LonelyBedouin]

ah back to the gym toodaay , need foods wheres the woman ?

Have you looked in the bathroom, laundry room or in the garden? :P

[L3]

the people upstairs are ****ing.

the girl is fat.

no moans, but a lot of ruckus.

[Tiamat]

Post number 500

woot woot

[kloan]

Ugh I'm so tired!! I'm usually up late most nights, but the one time I decide to pull an all nighter before my flight I'm tired as shit.... I was passing out at 9pm... then 11pm... now 2am and i can barely stay awake. I have to get up at 5am so there's no point in trying to sleep now.

This sucks.

[BritishColumbian]

You will be wide awake and seated beside a fat smelly person who wont stop eating chips for the entire flight. crunch...crunch....chew...chew...smell...fart...bu rp..
the on flight movie will be queen latifah's Last Holiday.
Have a great flight bro!

[Scaffer]

too fn funny!!

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[O-Train]

It's a sad day when plain white potatoes taste delicious.

[Tiamat]

Ok, who is this girl? I'm in love.

http://www.gearpics.com/images/872_c0735f2d.jpg (http://www.gearpics.com/view-872_c0735f2d.jpg)

[_Ragnar_]

Allmost bed time.. check that bed time

[JifeLacket]

gimmie

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dem

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x2 ^^^^^

[R-Money]

Ok, who is this girl? I'm in love.

http://www.gearpics.com/images/872_c0735f2d.jpg (http://www.gearpics.com/view-872_c0735f2d.jpg)

i'd speedbag those titties

[R-Money]

hash browns are ****ing amazing

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**** just bit my lip

[maximus14]

i want to motorboat those all night

[Tiamat]

I wish I could have a girl like that.

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just heated up some pizza pockets

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AND I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[Tiamat]

Have you ever tried a fleshlight?

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ablas no espagnol... :(
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but i know what shes talking about!! :lick:lick:lick

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[Tiamat]

Keep posting. The change one letter thread is great for posts.

[grader]

page 2727 and my 20th post.. damn.. i need to add some more to my post count lol

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

HERE COMES THE BOOM!!!!





















TVG

[MuSuLPhReAk]

testing the banner

[BritishColumbian]

http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10857&stc=1&d=1249806826

[LonelyBedouin]

ablas no espagnol... :(
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but i know what shes talking about!! :lick

If you pause at the right time you can see her tits lol although kinda blurry you can still seem em :p

[BritishColumbian]

hahahaha

[LonelyBedouin]

Finally found that chick in the video...

[Tiamat]

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[kidmode]

that girl is hot

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im gonna have to take spanish in uni this fall haha

[O-Train]

Ok guys. This is probably my last night on earth as a bachelor. So put down your protein shakes and drink a ****ing beer. God knows I'm having a few.

[Tiamat]

Ok guys. This is probably my last night on earth as a bachelor. So put down your protein shakes and drink a ****ing beer. God knows I'm having a few.

Good luck my friend. Your life is officially over...lol

Joking :) Congrats man.

[O-Train]

Good luck my friend. Your life is officially over...lol

Joking :) Congrats man.

Thanks. Cheers

[kidmode]

^^ Congratulations. I hope you and your wife have a long happy marriage.

[O-Train]

^^ Congratulations. I hope you and your wife have a long happy marriage.

Thanks, but don't jump the gun. I still might make a run for it...lol

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[marino]

Ok guys. This is probably my last night on earth as a bachelor. So put down your protein shakes and drink a ****ing beer. God knows I'm having a few.

Best decision I ever made was walking down the aisle coming up on ten years it goes quick. Congrats

[marino]

O Hurley did you survive or are you on the run?

[O-Train]

Best decision I ever made was walking down the aisle coming up on ten years it goes quick. Congrats

Thanks. I'm looking forward to it. Probably should have went to the gym today, kinda nervous about the whole thing.

[_Ragnar_]

Smile, take a deep breath, drink some champagne. You will be fine.

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

CONGRATS!!!!!

TVG

[marino]

Thanks. I'm looking forward to it. Probably should have went to the gym today, kinda nervous about the whole thing.

On my wedding day I was so nervous couldn't sleep. Before the guys came to get me I had a chance to clean around the house. The house had never been so clean. Gym probably would have been better.

[fg123]

what a long thread

[Tiamat]

couldn't finish the submission so deleted the reciprical link.

[O-Train]

So how did it go? Do you feel different?

It went really well. I feel the same as I did before. Seems the only thing that changed is the ring.

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

It went really well. I feel the same as I did before. Seems the only thing that changed is the ring.

well awsome bro and may you and your new found family prosper in all you desires and dreams!!

i mean it congrats bro and enjoy!!


TVG

[O-Train]

well awsome bro and may you and your new found family prosper in all you desires and dreams!!

i mean it congrats bro and enjoy!!


TVG

Thanks TVG.

[marino]

the ring on the finger is just a ring when you got the right girl you have a solid partner for life Congratulations again

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Come on ye faggots,get squatting edit* n calf raisin!!
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my ass is itchy

[PdH]

Why don't British vocalists have an accent when they sing?

[LonelyBedouin]

Why don't British vocalists have an accent when they sing?

Dont know, but british chicks are sexy as hell

[PdH]

Dont know, but british chicks are sexy as hell

That they are! ****ing accent drives me nuts.

[LonelyBedouin]

That they are! ****ing accent drives me nuts.

O man you havent heard accent until you hear a girl from Australia. O man when I was there 3 years ago, I was going nuts. And the girls there are sooo cool, most of the ones I met all loved sports and beer. :ji :ji

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[gsxr750]

Sandwiches: 'Apple bottom jeans, boots with the _ _ _ ?'

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[Durk]

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I got a Nextel phone and I'll send yuh di chip
Any problem yuh can reach mi pon this
A pounds dem a buy when a tons dem a ship
Green like grass brown like chocolate
Fed Ex or UPS a mek several trips
All mi life savings a ride pon this
Yuh can, drink a beer but don't yuh dare bun a spliff
Di scent a di marijuana mek yuh life uplift
Even though it compress and tie inna plastic
Don't deliver it a go end up drastic
A barrel gun mi buss and mi yuh know it caan stick
Mi waan change mi zinc and put up deh chrome stick
Tired fi sip Red Bull a straight Hypnotic


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[MikeyFXD35]

Whatever

[JifeLacket]

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[PdH]

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

[ELCANADA]

Things that make you go hmm
C&C Music Factory lyrics


I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang. Who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door. Ding Dong. Who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit.
Sly as can be, tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful. I really didn't have the gall.
I tried to chilll. She made the move.
Now I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve.
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girl didn't trust me. No!
Yeah, but she lost control I wouln't take the bait.
I said chill baby baby chill baby baby wait
My girl bust in, Caught us creating a boom
She said "Girlfriend"?

Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
Things that make you go hmm

Here's how it started
Just an example of how another brother can trample
Ruin your life, sleep with your wife
Watch your behind
There was a friend of mine named Jay
Would come over late at night and say hey
I watched the fight. I thought is was alright.
'Cause me and Jay were really really tight
So damned close we had the same blood type.
Months went by and my wife got big
We were havin' a child and I got another gig
So I let Jay move into the crib and chill
He had his own room and helped pay the bills
The time had come (for the baby down to the scene)
It looked like Jay and I couldn't believe
Before my eyes in the delivery room.

The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm.

Robbie Rob - break it down!

Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me (x7)
Give it to me Give it to me

Seventeen and I was havin' a ball
Eleventh grade and "Joe" I knew it all
I fell in love for the very first time
With this girl she really blew my mind
Inner sense and whole lotta class
Style that could give you whiplash
We said hello and my heart be stopped
She was the world and I was on top
Time went by, She filled my universe
We made love, She said I was the first
My boy kept tellin' me. Yo, I don't know
I think your girl's been playing tic tac toe
I'll ask my girl I know she only loves me
Wasn't I the one who tool your viginity?
The look on her face read sorrow and gloom
She said "Yeah, Why do you guys always ask that?"

(Chorus)
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
It's the things that make you go hmm

(Repeat Chorus)

Hey ladies
Have you ever had a man
Go away for business, come back with a tan
Comes home late at night from work
You cooked him dinner now you feel like a jerk
Sayin' he didn't have time to eat
And he's not even hungry, he wants to be treat
To the bedroom he said his head hurts
You're only makin' love in radical spurts
Mysterious calls and the phone goes click
You say to yourself "I'm gonna hit him with a brick"
Ain't no way he could be cheatin' on me
I wonder who bought him those BVD's
Dressed to a T to hang with the fellas
Over the guys and I'm getting jealous
Comin' home late smellin' like perfume (fume)

[faller]

^^Rookies!! A true post whore would have stretched those two posts out for at least a 30 post count. :)

[ELCANADA]

^^Rookies!! A true post whore would have stretched those two posts out for at least a 30 post count. :)


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[ELCANADA]

whoring

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Sexuality

[faller]

LOL!!....

[CanadianIron]

Wow.

[LonelyBedouin]

**** so how about those Bronco's? Still undefeated, and Royal ran back 2 tds!!! Unreal

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[JacktheThriller]

lol