physique
12-11-2009, 06:31 PM
Redneck couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.
Husband says ' Oh for ****'s sake stop crying, you're still my sister'
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Today a native was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice.
Regina police said it's the
worst case of suicide they had ever seen.
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A car bomb was found outside Lakemba mosque today. Police have urged the public not to panic as they have managed to push it inside the mosque.
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Woman goes into a
shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos.
She asks what are they made of.
The assistant said they were
made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair.
The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99.
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Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.
She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you ****er'.
He replied casually, 'If you
remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, '**** off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing'
and the best one i have read in a long ass time!
I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.
I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and ****s off.
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Husband says ' Oh for ****'s sake stop crying, you're still my sister'
__________________________________
Today a native was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice.
Regina police said it's the
worst case of suicide they had ever seen.
__________________________________________________ _
A car bomb was found outside Lakemba mosque today. Police have urged the public not to panic as they have managed to push it inside the mosque.
__________________________________________________ __
Woman goes into a
shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos.
She asks what are they made of.
The assistant said they were
made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair.
The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99.
__________________________________________________ ____
Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.
She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you ****er'.
He replied casually, 'If you
remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, '**** off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing'
and the best one i have read in a long ass time!
I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.
I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and ****s off.
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