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physique
12-11-2009, 06:31 PM
Redneck couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.

Husband says ' Oh for ****'s sake stop crying, you're still my sister'

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Today a native was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice.

Regina police said it's the

worst case of suicide they had ever seen.

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A car bomb was found outside Lakemba mosque today. Police have urged the public not to panic as they have managed to push it inside the mosque.

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Woman goes into a

shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos.

She asks what are they made of.

The assistant said they were

made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair.

The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99.

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Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.

She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you ****er'.

He replied casually, 'If you

remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, '**** off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing'

and the best one i have read in a long ass time!

I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.

I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and ****s off.

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MMASTAR
12-11-2009, 06:35 PM
haha..very nice..

declan
12-11-2009, 08:07 PM
The reverse wedding video is just classic. Thanks for the laugh P!

jack_krauser
12-11-2009, 08:11 PM
LOL funny shit

kloan
12-11-2009, 08:18 PM
lmao.... very funny thanks for the laugh :D

#8
12-11-2009, 09:10 PM
i laughed for sure.

:)

faller
12-11-2009, 09:43 PM
Laughed my ass off. Read the one about the woman in labour to wife! Lol..

Green!!

GYMBRAT
12-11-2009, 10:10 PM
all good physique lol!!

....whats an Indians favorite fur? ...welfur ;)

L3
12-11-2009, 11:48 PM
What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common?

both couldn't finish the race

Iwant2Grow
12-11-2009, 11:56 PM
LMFAO !

physique
13-11-2009, 04:15 AM
all good physique lol!!

....whats an Indians favorite fur? ...welfur ;)

lmao

grader
13-11-2009, 03:02 PM
hahahaha best laugh in a long time!

Chunk
13-11-2009, 03:13 PM
keeping in the theme of "relax, it's a joke"

I AM NOT RACIST!!!! and this joke is ironic for a few reasons...

There are 4 houses in a rural culdesac. A Jamaican lives in one house, a Mexican lives in one house, a Pakistani lives in one house, and a white guy lives in the other house.

On Wednesday in the middle of the day, a plane crashes into the culdesac destroying all 4 houses and everything around them...

which of the 4 guys survives?




the white guy, he was at work.

CanadianIron
13-11-2009, 05:44 PM
What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of KFC?

The bucket can feed a family.

Chunk
13-11-2009, 05:47 PM
What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of KFC?

The bucket can feed a family.

baaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha - that's rotten man hahahahaha

CanadianIron
13-11-2009, 05:51 PM
What do you call a Chinese guy holding a cigarette?

Wishful thinking...

dremen
13-11-2009, 06:46 PM
What do you call a Chinese guy holding a cigarette?

Wishful thinking...


?:fback

pseclint
13-11-2009, 06:56 PM
Keeping in mind these are just Jokes

What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in Common?
They both couldnt finish a race

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Sick of getting nailed to the boards

kloan
13-11-2009, 07:32 PM
Keeping in mind these are just Jokes

What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in Common?
They both couldnt finish a race

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Sick of getting nailed to the boards
:laugh

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