I did once a long long time ago, when I was 19 or so. Got way to drunk at some stupid bar and I mean really drunk..... had no clue what I was doing. Went home with some fugly chick, when I woke up in the morning I had to take a piss really really badly but I didn't want to go downstairs cuz the whale was there so I pissed in her closet and then snuck out the window lol. Good times good times.
my story is the exact same minus the piss part i just peaced out the back door same age and everything lol....not a good memory
Whale-humpers :-) This is for you:
that's photoshop.
There are sites dedicated to fat women. It turns some guys on. Wierd.
ya dude I still think about it and get queasy...... not a good memory but its funny as hell lol.Originally Posted by Houstonbc
Come on guys, there's gotta be more fat chick stories out there.
Why are you an expert on large women Freeze?that's photoshop.
I had a few buddys who made a bet, who would **** the biggest chick in the bar, they both ended up finding whales and ****ed them in the bar after hours bent over the pool table. i feel bad for that pool table
What you meant to say was: I made a bet, who would **** the biggest chick in the bar, I ended up finding whales and ****ed them in the bar after hours bent over the pool table. i feel bad for that pool tableI had a few buddys who made a bet, who would **** the biggest chick in the bar, they both ended up finding whales and ****ed them in the bar after hours bent over the pool table. i feel bad for that pool table
Ewwww. Fat chicks aren't cool. And they have smelly poo poo's. They eat all your food and hog the couch.
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