Plenty Of Fish

[Durk]

We should have some sort of cbb contest. All of us make profiles and see how many sluts that we can bang in a month. Maybe Phys could throw in a prize lol

[kloan]

^^Let's have another contest in parallel with that one, who can get the most STDs in a month..... oh, and who can get the most girls pregnant! And..... who can break the most hearts! Who can be the biggest douchebag!!!

I tease.......... no really, it's a great idea Durk... lol.

[waderow]

I dont want to play that STD game, but the pregnant one, the heart break one.... the douchbag one.... lets do it

[PdH]

I had 2 ****ING BAD experiences on POF talk with a chick online her pic looked great, we chatted ..she said everything I wanted too hear... she worked out , eats the right food , flirty and a great person to talk to..So after a couple weeks of talking on the phone we met....MOTHER OF ****ING GOD. the chick looked like a baby hippo...she was 5 feet tall ,had no neck her third chin went from ear to ear ...I was ****ing ****ing furious , I couldn't bail I was already sitting down in the pub waiting when she came up to me...So I sat there... She wanted to eat I just wanted to have a drink and get the **** out..she orders a bacon cheese burger with fries and gravy with a DIET coke...too funny..burger comes she opens it up and dumps a ton of salt on it...so much for eating right, working out and the pic it must of been years before....feeding time was over for baby hippo so i told her had to go home had to get up early for work..I went home and sent her a not so flattering email ....what a waste of my time

Internet dates and the ten year old picture eh? Ha! I guess they figure you'll look past it and fall head over heels with their pleasing personality.

[natenator]

I had 2 ****ING BAD experiences on POF talk with a chick online her pic looked great, we chatted ..she said everything I wanted too hear... she worked out , eats the right food , flirty and a great person to talk to..So after a couple weeks of talking on the phone we met....MOTHER OF ****ING GOD. the chick looked like a baby hippo...she was 5 feet tall ,had no neck her third chin went from ear to ear ...I was ****ing ****ing furious , I couldn't bail I was already sitting down in the pub waiting when she came up to me...So I sat there... She wanted to eat I just wanted to have a drink and get the **** out..she orders a bacon cheese burger with fries and gravy with a DIET coke...too funny..burger comes she opens it up and dumps a ton of salt on it...so much for eating right, working out and the pic it must of been years before....feeding time was over for baby hippo so i told her had to go home had to get up early for work..I went home and sent her a not so flattering email ....what a waste of my time

lmao

bahahahahaahahahahaha

[SmallieBigs]

So very true. Years ago I bounced in a bar called Stages (do you go there smalliebigs?). You did get hit on by patrons, but the waitresses were unreal. They hit on you constantly. Outright propositions. I'm going back to Uni in the fall in Ottawa and I'm thinking of returning to this line of 'work'.

lol... stages..... i think it's called dallas now, a country bar, mechanical bull and everything.... I go to Rev/Flying Dog... sure you know those places too...

[natenator]

lol... stages..... i think it's called dallas now, a country bar, mechanical bull and everything.... I go to Rev/Flying Dog... sure you know those places too...

I see you are in Kitchener. I remember when I used to live In Brantford we'd roll to Lulu's. Wasn't the greatest but lots of hot cougar action (they didn't have a name back then) and when you're 18 and 19 getting felt up by a hot 30 year old who KNOWS what she wants.... priceless lol

[SmallieBigs]

I see you are in Kitchener. I remember when I used to live In Brantford we'd roll to Lulu's. Wasn't the greatest but lots of hot cougar action (they didn't have a name back then) and when you're 18 and 19 getting felt up by a hot 30 year old who KNOWS what she wants.... priceless lol

lol... ya, club Abstract on fridays/ flying dog on saturdays.... cougar action now... lulu's is sadly gone

brantford?? I just moved from there about a year ago... lived there for about 8 or 9 years.... brantford lol

[natenator]

lol... ya, club Abstract on fridays/ flying dog on saturdays.... cougar action now... lulu's is sadly gone

brantford?? I just moved from there about a year ago... lived there for about 8 or 9 years.... brantford lol

I lived there from 0 - 18. Haven't looked back. I don't even like going back there to visit my mom. Such a ****ing hole.

[SmallieBigs]

I lived there from 0 - 18. Haven't looked back. I don't even like going back there to visit my mom. Such a ****ing hole.

your mom? or browntown? lol j/k

ya, i hear ya... my mom lives there too.... it's really been built up over the last 8 years or so though, and still growing... downtown is a joke... they actually filmed a horror movie there a couple years ago.... and i have no idea what the city does with all the money from the casino....??????

lots of ditchpigs and swampdonkeys too....