Do You Take Shits At Work?

[Amoral]

Saves on TP hah

[SmallieBigs]

A: chick's alright... don't like the poopy talk though...

B: i poop at work whenever need be... i've learned it's better than holding it in (tough on body)... I just clean the **** outta that seat like I'm a CSI cleanup crew 1st..

C: honestly don't think I could rub one out in a tanning bed... not enough room to get comforatable... elbows/arms all squished in... I prefer those nice good jerks... you know noone will be home for hours, close the blinds, lock the door, get some good porn goin on the comp/tv, a tub of ur fav jerk-juice, and a box of tissues.... set-up and tear down of this operation can take a while, but it's nice knowing you don't have to "x-out" of the website/video/whatever, hide the jerk-juice under the couch, pull ur pants up in the seconds it takes for whoever to get from the door to the living room.... I love those ones.... better than the "are you almost done in there? I need to use the washroom..."

[Ritch]

A: chick's alright... don't like the poopy talk though...

B: i poop at work whenever need be... i've learned it's better than holding it in (tough on body)... I just clean the **** outta that seat like I'm a CSI cleanup crew 1st..

C: honestly don't think I could rub one out in a tanning bed... not enough room to get comforatable... elbows/arms all squished in... I prefer those nice good jerks... you know noone will be home for hours, close the blinds, lock the door, get some good porn goin on the comp/tv, a tub of ur fav jerk-juice, and a box of tissues.... set-up and tear down of this operation can take a while, but it's nice knowing you don't have to "x-out" of the website/video/whatever, hide the jerk-juice under the couch, pull ur pants up in the seconds it takes for whoever to get from the door to the living room.... I love those ones.... better than the "are you almost done in there? I need to use the washroom..."

That is rep worthy material there my friend!

[SmallieBigs]

hahahahah... thanks Ritch... don't think i've got any yet... don't know if i can even give it... never been part of a board till this one... don't know how that works...

oh ya...

D: Lettering your points in a response is hella cool...

[Ritch]

hahahahah... thanks Ritch... don't think i've got any yet... don't know if i can even give it... never been part of a board till this one... don't know how that works...

oh ya...

D: Lettering your points in a response is hella cool...

To see if you`ve got any reps, just click on the user cp that is on the upper left side of your screen. They`re all there. So I guess you can tell others I was your first! The whole rep system is explained in the FAQ right near the user cp area.

[SmallieBigs]

To see if you`ve got any reps, just click on the user cp that is on the upper left side of your screen. They`re all there. So I guess you can tell others I was your first! The whole rep system is explained in the FAQ right near the user cp area.

Thanks... I now understand... read up and apparently i got rep on my 1st post... but you'll always be my 1st and i want the world to know it.... check the sig.... :lol

[Ritch]

Oh no! Now I`m damned to eternal gayness!!!

[#8]

I used to save my shits till I got to work so I would get paid to take it. I would also bring in my own high quality toilet paper to avoid the sand paper tearing my asshole apart with my multiple wipes.

[Ritch]

I used to save my shits till I got to work so I would get paid to take it. I would also bring in my own high quality toilet paper to avoid the sand paper tearing my asshole apart with my multiple wipes.

I wonder which paper is worse. The sand paper stuff, or the super thin see thru paper that your fingers pierce through while wipping and end up getting shit on them? Then while you`re wipping the shit off your fingers with more toilet paper, your cock accidently touches the seat or the porcelain part between the seat. Disgusting.

[#8]

^^^Bahahahahaha....dude that made me burst out laughing out loud!! How much ****ing cred do i have to spread around here!!! GOLD dude! Gold!

Put up an avatar already dude. Its so easy to do.