Recent breakup

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14-10-2009, 07:23 PM
daande

Recent breakup

So about a month ago I was dating my right hand. I have recently broke up with her and I am now dating my left hand. Best decision ever, discuss.
14-10-2009, 07:27 PM
BBbox

Why dont you just date both at the same time
14-10-2009, 07:30 PM
cheesesteak

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBbox

Why dont you just date both at the same time

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs
14-10-2009, 07:30 PM
Shortdave

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBbox

Why dont you just date both at the same time

doesn't have enough to go around?
14-10-2009, 07:31 PM
Shortdave

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesesteak

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs

Small hands make things look more impressive.
14-10-2009, 07:31 PM
champcar99

TOO FUNNY...lol..
14-10-2009, 07:33 PM
theboss

left hand can be a magical experience. lol
14-10-2009, 07:33 PM
Durk

Rofl your sig makes me lol davo
14-10-2009, 07:37 PM
daande

I tried both at once but it didnt workout.
14-10-2009, 07:41 PM
cheesesteak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shortdave

Small hands make things look more impressive.

No doubt. I shave my junk and it makes it look an inch bigger.
14-10-2009, 07:48 PM
ELCANADA

Time to hook up with the "stranger" left or right.
14-10-2009, 08:26 PM
tex

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesesteak

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs

youve seen his schlong? :popc
14-10-2009, 08:39 PM
pseclint

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand
14-10-2009, 09:07 PM
LonelyBedouin

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Originally Posted by pseclint

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

but thats cheatin!! I could never disrespect my hand like that
14-10-2009, 09:12 PM
JifeLacket

wayyyyy ahead of you guys im onto the left foot

dont ask how...
14-10-2009, 09:45 PM
cheesesteak

Quote:

Originally Posted by pseclint

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

So what do you do, just blow your load into the thing? How do you clean it?

<---- Until I'm looking like that, a fleshlight is as good as it's gonna get
14-10-2009, 09:46 PM
Born2Juice4Ever

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots :( NO balance whatsoever....damn!!

b2J
14-10-2009, 11:19 PM
daande

Quote:

Originally Posted by Born2Juice4Ever

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots :( NO balance whatsoever....damn!!

b2J

Honestly, keep trying its well worth the effort!
15-10-2010, 09:18 AM
zeezee

Quote:

Originally Posted by daande

So about a month ago I was dating my right hand. I have recently broke up with her and I am now dating my left hand. Best decision ever, discuss.

Best post ever. It should be a *sticky*. :)
17-10-2010, 12:56 PM
zeezee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shortdave

Small hands make things look more impressive.

I'll remember that when I am in my next relationship. I have small hands. :)
24-10-2010, 10:22 PM
Van Zan

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Originally Posted by pseclint

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

I love fleshlight! and I also love the tunga too. every man should have those at there disposition
25-10-2010, 02:56 PM
Anthony

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Originally Posted by Van Zan

I love fleshlight! and I also love the tunga too. every man should have those at there disposition

Theres also something called a "Vagina" haha that works pretty good too
25-10-2010, 03:37 PM
JMP

Wtf ? Lol
25-10-2010, 04:06 PM
Anthony

hahah this is a messed up thread, everyones talking about wanking off