Originally Posted by
gsxr750
When urinating at a house party, remember to duck down real low so your unit is almost in the water, and then piss as hard as possible. This will give you a very deep sounding stream, garden-hose ish - which the ladies will hear, giving them the impression that you are hung like a redwood tree. Remember to flush before you run out of steam, and start to trickle off.
I got this tip from Mr. O.