Do You Take Shits At Work?

Usually a couple times. Right after lunch and sometimes before I go home. I don't see how it's avoidable when you're eating a lot of food.

one time, my father helped me deliver a car that i was selling(we towed it on trailer). it was a 20 hour drive each way so we took turns driving. on the way back we stopped at a taco bell to eat. a 6 pack of tacos and 2 burritos later we are driving away. fast foward 1 hour when my colon is near eruption and I am begging him to pull over Anywhere cuz I am due to blow any second. So i hit this truck stop bathroom just outside Houston, Tx and it was like God was talking to me.....surely a near death experience as i was sweating like a slave while squeezing my cheeks together.......then the most amazing thing happened when i went to wipe i felt something brush against my knuckles so I stand up to find my turd had hit bottom and stood STRAIGHT up out of the water at least 3 inches and was saluting me......needless to say i did not flush..... the moral of this story is....if you shit in strange places sometimes strange and wonderful things happen to you ;)

hahahhaha.... wtf tex?!?!?!

That's a messed up, yet great story... thanks

thats is awesome and definitely a memorable moment Tex. Congrats!

so like i guess u didnt chew eh!?

:D

I never poo, thats how i gain weight. all of you guys that are trying to gain weight should know this by now.

but when i burp it smells like shit .. weird

LOL

I save my shits for work. That way when Im sitting on the nice officer toilett I can think to myself, "Im getting paid to do this!". That thought always helps me push the rest of it out effortlessly

I take sometimes 3-4 poops. Depends how much calories I take in. Lately, I am leaning out so one poop at work, and one at home generally. When a person is eating 5 meals a day, its hard not to always be pooping.
Speaking of pooping, you guys ever see the southpark where they poop backwards after putting food up their asses?

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Originally Posted by Jersey #8

Put up an avatar already dude. Its so easy to do.

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i told him to find me a frickin video of beetlejuice so i could make him one...

hey Ritch: STILL WAITING! :D