Recent breakup

Time to hook up with the "stranger" left or right.

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Originally Posted by cheesesteak

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs

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youve seen his schlong? :popc

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

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Originally Posted by pseclint

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

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but thats cheatin!! I could never disrespect my hand like that

wayyyyy ahead of you guys im onto the left foot

dont ask how...

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Originally Posted by pseclint

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

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So what do you do, just blow your load into the thing? How do you clean it?

<---- Until I'm looking like that, a fleshlight is as good as it's gonna get

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots :( NO balance whatsoever....damn!!



b2J

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Originally Posted by Born2Juice4Ever

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots :( NO balance whatsoever....damn!!



b2J

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Honestly, keep trying its well worth the effort!

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Originally Posted by daande

So about a month ago I was dating my right hand. I have recently broke up with her and I am now dating my left hand. Best decision ever, discuss.

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Best post ever. It should be a *sticky*. :)

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Originally Posted by Shortdave

Small hands make things look more impressive.

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I'll remember that when I am in my next relationship. I have small hands. :)