In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
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In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
And if a man in Italy opts for a dress instead of pants he will be arrested.
Some weird facts there. I feel bad for the male Praying Mantis. Something tells me that he won't be feeling much without a head :(
Here is some of mine.
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
Well, excuse me and my ignorant ass. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MuSuLPhReAk
i am carrying around ~14lbs of undigested food and water in my stomach... aka sporting ye'ol GH gut
Damn:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by L3
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots
The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in the 1968 Jane Fonda movie "Barbarella.
Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.
The company providing the liability insurance for the Republican National Convention in San Diego is the same firm that insured the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children
If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to swallow.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (Formerly of the Monkees)
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak
Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been overmixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
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Originally Posted by faller
i'm sure they weren't aiming for it.
ok so im buying some cola flavored gummi bears at bulk barn today in accordance with my binge week diet... two registers open... two girls... naturally i go to the one with the cuter cashier
L3: Hey
CashGirl: Oh my god, you are jacked!
L3: Thank you :)
-silence as she bags my candy-
L3: So do you have any plans for the easter weekend?
CG: Umm no, not really.
L3: Wanna make some?
CG: Sure, i guess i'll write down my number on your reciept. Whats your name by the way?
L3: L3
-Shake hands-
L3: Nice to meet you, Lauren. I'll txt you so you have my number as well.
CG: Sounds good. Cya!
yeaaaaaaaa budday
That movie is worth the watch just to see Jane's boobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by faller
Mr Smooth. :) :fwaveQuote:
Originally Posted by L3
I had a similar experience when I used to volunteer for this alternative measures program. Went to court, saw her name on the docket, and just knew she was gorgeous. Went in the courtroom and looked for the hottest chick in there. Once we were done the paperwork I said "So how do you feel about me calling you on a personal level". Her answer was positive and damn we had some fun. Yeah, she was a shoplifter but so what?
well i am getting close to 1000
Anyone work the graveyard shift? Security works sucks ass.
Yeah... I'm an RA, so I work the graveyard shift every night. :(
sigh, picking up girls was a lot easier when i was cut up
Pilipinas Got Talent Big Mouth (BM)
The action starts at 1:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhGHtBogulg
lol, now i know for sure not to look
I would just like to take a moment to congratulate the Vancouver Canucks who just dethroned the LA Kings in game 6 of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs!
Bah, I wanted the kings to win, well more specifically Clune to get the cup, so I can touch it when he brings it home :PQuote:
Originally Posted by _Ragnar_