View Full Version : ATTN: Bana, Wadd, BDH any other pimps out there
You ever have a weird girl like this? Get her number, she wont talk to me, meet her again she starts texting, but says she is to shy to hang out. Meet her again, was gunna hang out, but her dad died, started talking again a few weeks later met one more time, but still really shy around me and wont go anywhere with me alone, so I figured she had way to much going on so didnt talk for a month. She somehow gets my msn yesterday and is trying to talk to me again this has been going on forever is she just shy or ****ing with me you think?
Should I bother texting her for a while for her to get more used to me or something, or get her out to a club get her drunk and grope her?
Not dwelling on her or anything, got another date with a different girl tomorow I just dont wana be down to one F-buddy right now.
It justs frusterates the **** out of me when someone keeps texting me out of nowhere, but keeps acting all shy and shit.
good thing you have another on the side or i was gonna say you are wasting all this time ****ing around with this weird chick when you should be spending it actually ****ing other girls.
my advice is to be straight up with her and tell her right off the bat you arent looking for anything serious and you want her to "come over and watch a movie". that is pure gold if she agrees. if she wants sex she will be down. if she doesnt, dont waste any more time.
P.S. I will try not to be offended that you didnt include my name in your title.
ESPECIALLY after I posted pics of my super hot gf up here. I should rank in pimp status by now. Just so you know....
daande
04-08-2009, 03:15 PM
I think you should get her drunk and see if you can **** her in the ass.
EDIT: Also, always remember there are plenty of fish (http://www.plentyoffish.com) in the sea!
natenator
04-08-2009, 03:15 PM
P.S. I will try not to be offended that you didnt include my name in your title.
ESPECIALLY after I posted pics of my super hot gf up here. I should rank in pimp status by now. Just so you know....
pimp = whoring around.
You can';t whore around because it is unlikely you'll find something hotter than your current ;)
gsxr750
04-08-2009, 03:15 PM
Sounds like she has a boyfriend
pimp = whoring around.
You can';t whore around because it is unlikely you'll find something hotter than your current ;)
My gf is one of the hottest girls ive ever seen, let alone met. I agree with you totally.
Im just looking for some recognition is all.......
:o
I think you should get her drunk and see if you can **** her in the ass.
EDIT: Also, always remember there are plenty of fish (http://www.plentyoffish.com) in the sea!
You know I have yet to make a profile. I should cuz my buddy literally ****s a new chick every week from that site.
Sounds like she has a boyfriend
Its possible. Most of the girls that I have ****ed lately seem to have boyfriends.
daande
04-08-2009, 03:23 PM
You know I have yet to make a profile. I should cuz my buddy literally ****s a new chick every week from that site.
Man my one fat friend ****s girls off that site. Its bizzare.
Sorry Jersey aint askin the pussy whipped for advice lol, And what beaver is out your way Geo other than the ones you catch in a trap <3 lol just razzin u dude.
*cough*
do you know who i am? im kind of a big deal....
Man my one fat friend ****s girls off that site. Its bizzare.
One of my fat friends is a straight up pimp. He is such a blatant asshole that he has this weird effect on women. Half of the women we meet want to stab him and the rest want his cock as if he ejaculated diamonds its bizare.
waderow
04-08-2009, 03:29 PM
I had one similar to this.
She was using me as a back up guy. She had her first choice, which in this case was not me (stupid **** LOL) and in the event it didnt work out with ****head, she didnt want to lose me. So she ****ed with me and ****ed with me and ****ed with me and lied.... I finally had enough and told her to leave me alone, and then she became stalkerish.... But it was best that I walked from that bitch for sure.....
*cough*
do you know who i am? im kind of a big deal....
Lol I know a coke head that says that all the time. I leterally want to curb stomp that asshole.
Lol I know a coke head that says that all the time. I leterally want to curb stomp that asshole.
lol. jeez.
:pb
grader
04-08-2009, 03:54 PM
sounds to me like shes got a boyfriend and cant decided what the **** she wants to do.
go with the " come over and watch a movie " approach if she comes over shes down to **** if not.. dont waste anymore time.
ok.. wait a minute.. Durk likes girls? :confused:
the-vanilla-gorilla
04-08-2009, 05:34 PM
where the **** was my name on that tittle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's either a ****ing wacky bitch or a really shy wholesome girl
looking for something that will last!
TVG
Houstonbc
04-08-2009, 05:57 PM
she has a boyfriend but still wants your cock, shes just scared to initiate i think you should invite her for the movie like the boys said
This is so funny... I am going through the exact same thing right now... the girl just turned 20, so I was trying to be understanding that the age difference might be kinda freaking her out...
We have been playing the game over a year now... texting, making plans, breaking plans... lather, rinse, repeat...
I have hung out with her alone just once... kissed her just once... anyone that knows me, that is really not my style... but, Im trying to turn over a new leaf...
So, last week, she hits me up on MSN(which I rarely, if ever, am on) and says how much she misses me... we NEED to hang out... so, we make plans to meet up at the bar... she shows up late and then pretty much hangs with her friends... I dont go out of my way to talk to her... if she's interested, she should be ditching her friends to hang with me...
Needless to say, the game is over... and this is one of the reasons guys like me end up acting like douchebags... as much as I have to try being understanding that she is young, she has to understand that I am NOT... I am 36 and cant be playing kids games...
So, Durk... tell your little friend to text me if things dont work out...
My laptop f'd up before I could make a point... either be straight up and tell her she needs to quit shitting the bed or put an end to it...
BTW... Bana??? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pimp???? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BBbox
04-08-2009, 06:08 PM
Shes a virgin.
BBbox
04-08-2009, 06:10 PM
Probably "shy" because she's never had sex before and is:
1)scared of how you'll react
2)scared of having sex
macka
04-08-2009, 06:52 PM
Durk,
quit being a ****ing loser, and tell her straight up to either put out or get out.
Jersey,
big deal??? umm ya OK :puff
Big D
04-08-2009, 07:50 PM
I use to know a few girls like this, we would always make plans then something would happen and we wouldnt hangout, or she would bring her friend along with her. always some sort of bullshit like that.
but when I would get home she would flirt with me on msn always making it seem like shes down to **** around.
I find they're the type of girls that just like the attention of men. they just love that feeling of being needed / wanted.
your best bet is telling her to smarten the **** up , and grow up.
the-vanilla-gorilla
04-08-2009, 08:55 PM
My laptop f'd up before I could make a point... either be straight up and tell her she needs to quit shitting the bed or put an end to it...
BTW... Bana??? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pimp???? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHA quit shitting the bed!!!
TVG
I find they're the type of girls that just like the attention of men. they just love that feeling of being needed / wanted.
your best bet is telling her to smarten the **** up , and grow up.
hilarious because i told a chick 2 weeks ago those exact words
I use to know a few girls like this, we would always make plans then something would happen and we wouldnt hangout, or she would bring her friend along with her. always some sort of bullshit like that.
but when I would get home she would flirt with me on msn always making it seem like shes down to **** around.
I find they're the type of girls that just like the attention of men. they just love that feeling of being needed / wanted.
your best bet is telling her to smarten the **** up , and grow up.
Nah if it doesnt pan out I am going to be nicer about it. This place isnt that big and I have burned way to many bridges with chicks already. I am trying to be nicer in that sense lol.
This is so funny... I am going through the exact same thing right now... the girl just turned 20, so I was trying to be understanding that the age difference might be kinda freaking her out...
We have been playing the game over a year now... texting, making plans, breaking plans... lather, rinse, repeat...
I have hung out with her alone just once... kissed her just once... anyone that knows me, that is really not my style... but, Im trying to turn over a new leaf...
So, last week, she hits me up on MSN(which I rarely, if ever, am on) and says how much she misses me... we NEED to hang out... so, we make plans to meet up at the bar... she shows up late and then pretty much hangs with her friends... I dont go out of my way to talk to her... if she's interested, she should be ditching her friends to hang with me...
Needless to say, the game is over... and this is one of the reasons guys like me end up acting like douchebags... as much as I have to try being understanding that she is young, she has to understand that I am NOT... I am 36 and cant be playing kids games...
So, Durk... tell your little friend to text me if things dont work out...
I am starting to get to that point. I am great at being a doucebag, but I only really need to when a girl is either in a playfull mood or thinks her shit doesnt stink. I think she genuinelly is super shy because of how nervous she acts around me. I know her friends all love me they are always wanting me to hang out with them when shes not around, but they all have bf's so that could just be more drama. I have also seen girls that I flirt with who I know want me get jelous when I talk to her, and tell her I am nothing, but a player and to stay away.
But anyways things are way to complicated. I just need to find some dirty whores and give up on this gayness lol
BBbox
06-08-2009, 10:46 AM
pimp = whoring around.
You can';t whore around because it is unlikely you'll find something hotter than your current ;)
You can always find something hotter...
And lets be real... even if you have steak at home sometimes you just want to go out for a big mac :p
t-bone
06-08-2009, 04:03 PM
since my alter alias was mentioned in the title i will answer....these kinda chicks r the ones i will never give up on. this is where u have to b super patient and let her dictate the progression...if ur pushy then they get nervous...just keep talking and be patient...this is the situation that seperates a true pimp from a shit talkin wannabe. Dont let her win.....btw my last gf beats jersay#8 gf and i am 34 and not even attractive...lol..alllllll game
guest
06-08-2009, 05:22 PM
since my alter alias was mentioned in the title i will answer....these kinda chicks r the ones i will never give up on. this is where u have to b super patient and let her dictate the progression...if ur pushy then they get nervous...just keep talking and be patient...this is the situation that seperates a true pimp from a shit talkin wannabe. Dont let her win.....btw my last gf beats jersay#8 gf and i am 34 and not even attractive...lol..alllllll game
agreed, be patient and you'll wind up owning her.
Rofl at your sig banna. Alright, I will work it slow with this one, and whore myself out in the meantime. Cant wait til sept. All the bars will be filled with a fresh batch of young and yummy new college girls.
since my alter alias was mentioned in the title i will answer....these kinda chicks r the ones i will never give up on. this is where u have to b super patient and let her dictate the progression...if ur pushy then they get nervous...just keep talking and be patient...this is the situation that seperates a true pimp from a shit talkin wannabe. Dont let her win.....btw my last gf beats jersay#8 gf and i am 34 and not even attractive...lol..alllllll game
this is a useless statement without pics.
step up.
BBbox
06-08-2009, 05:50 PM
Head shot and full body shot of each will allow us to fully judge whos is better :p
ive already posted. do some searching bud.
guest
06-08-2009, 06:08 PM
this is a useless statement without pics.
step up.
he can pull in a ridgeline, he has to have game, lol.
ive already posted. do some searching bud.I dont search...
I dont search...
good, cause i wasnt talking to you fokker.
JOKING
I love you.
:)
good, cause i wasnt talking to you fokker.
JOKING
I love you.
:)I know... I was just hoping you'd either:
A) Somehow be intimidated into posting the link.
B) Feel sorry for me and post the link.
Either/both would be acceptable...
^^LOL nice try.
I cant even find the post.
^^LOL nice try.
I cant even find the post.You could always post another pic, jerk...
lol, she was asking why i wanted her to send pics over email so i could save them to my comp.
i told her what i was doing and she laughed and called me a loser
BBbox
06-08-2009, 09:39 PM
lol, she was asking why i wanted her to send pics over email so i could save them to my comp.
i told her what i was doing and she laughed and called me a loser
I think he might be embarrased to post them... she got fat didn't she?
I will forgive you if you post pics of the girls you have on the side :beer
I think he might be embarrased to post them... she got fat didn't she?
I will forgive you if you post pics of the girls you have on the side :beer
Tbone...... *cough*........
double you tee eff
warlock
06-08-2009, 10:26 PM
I feel offended my opinion wasn't asked!
I feel offended my opinion wasn't asked!
In your oppinion was Bruno the most disturbing movie that you ever seen?
I feel offended my opinion wasn't asked!I PM you all the "good" questions...lol
t-bone
06-08-2009, 10:34 PM
he can pull in a ridgeline, he has to have game, lol.
actually had to get corvette z06 to get this one,,,,,lol
lol will you take me shopping warlock and work some queer eye for the straight guy magic?
guest
07-08-2009, 12:37 AM
actually had to get corvette z06 to get this one,,,,,lol
haha, nice. if you got it, you might as well use it!
warlock
14-08-2009, 10:11 PM
lol will you take me shopping warlock and work some queer eye for the straight guy magic?
Anytime. I haven't seen Bruno but seems that Sasha Cohen can find people that is so ****ed that they make me look normal...
warlock
14-08-2009, 10:20 PM
I PM you all the "good" questions...lol
You git it right bro!!!
w
lol I actually just pmed u
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