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wolverine
01-08-2009, 10:18 PM
One day Farrah Fawcett ends up at the pearly gates of heaven and is met by St. Peter.

St.Peter tells Farah that she can have one wish granted to her and then it will be fulfilled and she is welcome to enter into heaven.

Farah thinks long and hard and tells St.Peter that her wish is that all the little boys and girls would be safe for the rest of time.....

The next day Michael Jackson died......

Knuckles28
02-08-2009, 08:23 AM
not new, funny though..
I think it was posted in a thread about him.

macka
03-08-2009, 09:21 AM
MJ is getting cremated, but before they cremate him, they are taking out all the plastic and making face masks for kids. So he can sit on their faces without reprecussion.

bigdaddydrew123
03-08-2009, 11:59 AM
they could just recycle mj,there was nothing left that was real anyway