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Ritch
15-07-2009, 10:14 PM
I noticed this last year and again this year. The flies are easy to kill now. Before whenever I would go to swat a fly, it would always buzz away before I`d get it. I`d have to use a fly swatter or a newspaper and didn`t always get the suckers. Now I can just get them with my bare hand or even with my thumb, I swear they`ve slowed down! Anyone else notice this? Maybe due to environmental changes? Or am I developing some kind of super power?

GYMBRAT
15-07-2009, 11:06 PM
lmao, whew it wasn't only me lol, it's like it is fall already huh!!!

#8
15-07-2009, 11:21 PM
its cause you're on sauce. you have super human speed. they arent getting slower, you are moving faster than sound...

sdonnell
15-07-2009, 11:24 PM
hmm not sure. Im back in calgary for the summer and they are eager as hell. But during the year when I'm in vic its like the flies are retarded, u can just grab them so easily. maybe its a new breed of retard flies

Big D
15-07-2009, 11:42 PM
ya man your on the sauce for sure, whenever i'm on cycle I can catch pretty much anything I caught a humming bird the other day.

St
15-07-2009, 11:59 PM
The flies aren't slow,its the steroids make you faster like Ben Johnson.BTW the June Bugs are bad a McDonalds everytime.

LIVEHARD
16-07-2009, 12:27 AM
You have super power bro for sure

Do all super heros do Tren ??

GYMBRAT
16-07-2009, 12:30 AM
we do yes

LIVEHARD
16-07-2009, 12:35 AM
we do yes

That's what i thought Its the Porn stars that do Test and cialis

juggybuggy
16-07-2009, 12:52 AM
can you catch one with chopsticks?

LIVEHARD
16-07-2009, 01:11 AM
Hey Juggy love the avi thats one form of cardio !!

R-Money
16-07-2009, 07:24 AM
kung fu masta ritch

Seth
16-07-2009, 08:13 AM
I don't but the super powers thing... How much pot do you smoke in your house? Could be second hand smoke affecting them

LIVEHARD
16-07-2009, 09:40 AM
I don't but the super powers thing... How much pot do you smoke in your house? Could be second hand smoke affecting them

Secrets out Ritch WTF are you drowning the flys in pot smoke HMMM ???

L3
16-07-2009, 09:44 AM
or he could have the AC in his house cranked, cold air will make the flies move slower