the grossest women you ever banged?

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

ok guys whats the grossest shit a women has done and ya ****ed anyways!

LOL



here we go

i was shitfaced living in Calgary and had a bunch of brothas come out from the westcoast for a visit
and during a party at the castle (my home) . Myself and this girl go into my downstairs shitroom. So i have her siting on the stink sucking the face off her. And she stands up. When i hear the faint sound of a fart. Well knowing it was not myself. I keep my self from laughing. As i dont wanna embaress this broad, and have her run off all red and ashamed. So i continue on kissing and begin the busy hand routine down her pants. Ofcourse being an ass man! I start there. As im squeezing her plump lil cheeks my hands become wet!

I pull out my hand with out her seeing it and see. That when this lil tart had a fart it was really a shart !
She then out of the blue relizes something aint right and asks me to leave so she can tinkle!
I ofcourse do so as i want to wash the girls shit from my hand. In the kitchen doing this i hear the water runing for a while as im sure shes washing her ass.
She then exits the washroom. I then take her to the bedroom and drill for oil!


i kno im sure it aint that bad but is there anyone else with similar stories??


TVG

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

geez i feel alone?



TVG

[LIVEHARD]

geez i feel alone?



TVG

Yuk This one is all yours :a+

[juggybuggy]

Your story reminded me of something that happened once.

about 5 years ago, I was going out with this girl who was absolutley dynamite in the sack. she was one of those girls who could have multiple orgasms, and she had a big g-spot (yes, they are real). If I got her in the right position, so I was hitting that gspot just right, when she came it was all I could do just to hold on, she would literally almost throw me off the bed, it was pretty incredible.

So, after I had been with her for 2-3 months, I got pretty familiar with how to make her come really hard. so this one night I really made it my goal to give her a really, really good orgasm. so I used every trick I knew and it worked.

when she came, she ended up bucking me off of her, so I ended up kind of on my knees, upright between her legs, and she continued to orgasm, she then arched her back so her hips were way up in the air and that is when she lost control of her bladder.
she then proceeded to piss all over me while she finished coming. she had no idea what she did until after it was all over. she finally opened her eyes to see me, totally soaked in piss, kneeling in front of her.
once she realized what happened, she was absolutely mortified. she was so embarassed she cried, it took me an hour to convince her it was OK.
truthfully though, I was pretty grossed out. I ****ed her probably 200 more times after that, thank god that never happened again.

[Ongeau]

geez i feel alone?



TVG

my wife reads the threads with me sometimes and so i'm not about to give up anything. But that being said, your story is mild in comparison.

Ok **** it here's one for ya. I once slept with a guy who I think, thought I was a girl, and when we were makingovut in a bathroom I shit on his hand, and five minutes later he was going down on me. I think he figured out then i was a dude.......

Just kiddin bro, Don't do dudes but thought it was funny..

[cdnsoldier]

Your story reminded me of something that happened once.

about 5 years ago, I was going out with this girl who was absolutley dynamite in the sack. she was one of those girls who could have multiple orgasms, and she had a big g-spot (yes, they are real). If I got her in the right position, so I was hitting that gspot just right, when she came it was all I could do just to hold on, she would literally almost throw me off the bed, it was pretty incredible.

So, after I had been with her for 2-3 months, I got pretty familiar with how to make her come really hard. so this one night I really made it my goal to give her a really, really good orgasm. so I used every trick I knew and it worked.

when she came, she ended up bucking me off of her, so I ended up kind of on my knees, upright between her legs, and she continued to orgasm, she then arched her back so her hips were way up in the air and that is when she lost control of her bladder.
she then proceeded to piss all over me while she finished coming. she had no idea what she did until after it was all over. she finally opened her eyes to see me, totally soaked in piss, kneeling in front of her.
once she realized what happened, she was absolutely mortified. she was so embarassed she cried, it took me an hour to convince her it was OK.
truthfully though, I was pretty grossed out. I ****ed her probably 200 more times after that, thank god that never happened again.


She gave you a golden shower an dthat's a bad thing????? You have her number?

[LIVEHARD]

Your story reminded me of something that happened once.

about 5 years ago, I was going out with this girl who was absolutley dynamite in the sack. she was one of those girls who could have multiple orgasms, and she had a big g-spot (yes, they are real). If I got her in the right position, so I was hitting that gspot just right, when she came it was all I could do just to hold on, she would literally almost throw me off the bed, it was pretty incredible.

So, after I had been with her for 2-3 months, I got pretty familiar with how to make her come really hard. so this one night I really made it my goal to give her a really, really good orgasm. so I used every trick I knew and it worked.

when she came, she ended up bucking me off of her, so I ended up kind of on my knees, upright between her legs, and she continued to orgasm, she then arched her back so her hips were way up in the air and that is when she lost control of her bladder.
she then proceeded to piss all over me while she finished coming. she had no idea what she did until after it was all over. she finally opened her eyes to see me, totally soaked in piss, kneeling in front of her.
once she realized what happened, she was absolutely mortified. she was so embarassed she cried, it took me an hour to convince her it was OK.
truthfully though, I was pretty grossed out. I ****ed her probably 200 more times after that, thank god that never happened again.

Lucky you send her # to the solider Then i would be more than happy to continue around # 700 ish

I love chicks that loose it spray like a kitten all over the place I have met a few

[Kronis]

Your story reminded me of something that happened once.

about 5 years ago, I was going out with this girl who was absolutley dynamite in the sack. she was one of those girls who could have multiple orgasms, and she had a big g-spot (yes, they are real). If I got her in the right position, so I was hitting that gspot just right, when she came it was all I could do just to hold on, she would literally almost throw me off the bed, it was pretty incredible.

So, after I had been with her for 2-3 months, I got pretty familiar with how to make her come really hard. so this one night I really made it my goal to give her a really, really good orgasm. so I used every trick I knew and it worked.

when she came, she ended up bucking me off of her, so I ended up kind of on my knees, upright between her legs, and she continued to orgasm, she then arched her back so her hips were way up in the air and that is when she lost control of her bladder.
she then proceeded to piss all over me while she finished coming. she had no idea what she did until after it was all over. she finally opened her eyes to see me, totally soaked in piss, kneeling in front of her.
once she realized what happened, she was absolutely mortified. she was so embarassed she cried, it took me an hour to convince her it was OK.
truthfully though, I was pretty grossed out. I ****ed her probably 200 more times after that, thank god that never happened again.

That post gave me a boner.

[Ritch]

TVG that is hilarious. No way I would have had sex with her unless she took a shower...

[ergie]

I'm ashamed to post mine :(

[Tiamat]

TVG, aren't you the one who says you love to eat ass tongue deep?

That would have been perfect timing...lol

:D

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

TVG, aren't you the one who says you love to eat ass tongue deep?

That would have been perfect timing...lol

:D

lmao


yeah well i like a nice clean hoop brotha!!

TVG

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

I'm ashamed to post mine :(

come on fergie you dirty ****!! be a man!


TVG

[waderow]

the grossest thing I have ever experienced was when I was eating out my GF at the time, and she had a bad case of smegma. I got a big chunk in my mouth and started gagging, and nearly puked. Had to stop and spit it out.

Also 69'd another girl once who shat earler that day and didnt wipe good. It was sooo gross. I was drunk and young and horny so I kept going, but fuuuuck. It stunk so bad.