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Dryvrgrl
04-07-2009, 05:21 PM
5:47 am...The DOUCHEBAG accross the street starts hammering!
5:50 am... I close the windows on my house
6:53 am.. DOUCHEBAG starts up a compressor.
7:00 am... I start up my computer and search bylaws
7:10am... I stomp out the door in my hello kitty pyjammies with a copy of the by-law variance on construction noise and hand it to him
7:11 am... the DOUCHEBAG who woke me up and broke the stupid noise bylaw calls me a bitch
(sub-rant... why do guys always have to say bitch? like it's so damned unoriginal... Dude... do you THINK I don't know I'm a bitch at 7am after you wake me up on my day off.. like HELLO!!!! excuse to be a bitch!!!)
skip ahead a few hours
3:10 pm... cleaned out the cat litter box
4:00 pm... left DOUCHEBAG a nice little present in his pool care of the Crazy Bitch accross the street with the 4 ****en cats!!

Lesson... Let the crazy cat lady get her beauty sleep!!... GGRRRRR

the-vanilla-gorilla
04-07-2009, 05:41 PM
lol nice!!


TVG

LIVEHARD
04-07-2009, 06:54 PM
5:47 am...The DOUCHEBAG accross the street starts hammering!
5:50 am... I close the windows on my house
6:53 am.. DOUCHEBAG starts up a compressor.
7:00 am... I start up my computer and search bylaws
7:10am... I stomp out the door in my hello kitty pyjammies with a copy of the by-law variance on construction noise and hand it to him
7:11 am... the DOUCHEBAG who woke me up and broke the stupid noise bylaw calls me a bitch
(sub-rant... why do guys always have to say bitch? like it's so damned unoriginal... Dude... do you THINK I don't know I'm a bitch at 7am after you wake me up on my day off.. like HELLO!!!! excuse to be a bitch!!!)
skip ahead a few hours
3:10 pm... cleaned out the cat litter box
4:00 pm... left DOUCHEBAG a nice little present in his pool care of the Crazy Bitch accross the street with the 4 ****en cats!!

Lesson... Let the crazy cat lady get her beauty sleep!!... GGRRRRR
SWEET

HELLOKITTY YOU SAY !!!! CUTE

steve_d
04-07-2009, 07:05 PM
4:00 pm... left DOUCHEBAG a nice little present in his pool care of the Crazy Bitch accross the street with the 4 ****en cats!!



Thats awesome! I hate it when people have no respect. I still live in a new community and construction zone, so I know what its like to be woken up early from noise (I am not sure but I bet some days they start WAY to early to be legal).

Glad you got even.

BritishColumbian
04-07-2009, 09:25 PM
LMAO thats one thing that really pisses me off, You have probably started something now, wait till next sat and we will see, You should stockpile your cat shit for the whole week....

My neighbor liked to mow his lawn @ 5am every sunday morn, we had words and now there is no noise till 9am. I need to get some hello kitty pajamas.

Mastagon
04-07-2009, 09:34 PM
I would have just called the cops, but then again kiity litter can work to.

And sometimes the cops are too busy eating at Trifons pizza, or touching each other to answer something like a noise complaint

Dryvrgrl
04-07-2009, 09:58 PM
thanks guys!! glad ya liked it!

part of my ballsiness might have something to do with the fact that my house was for sale and I just accepted an offer on it Friday afternoon... lol... so whatever... I'm only here for 6 more weeks!!

6 weeks of cat poop in his pool!!

Mr Ontario
04-07-2009, 10:45 PM
Meow :)

LIVEHARD
05-07-2009, 12:12 AM
thanks guys!! glad ya liked it!

part of my ballsiness might have something to do with the fact that my house was for sale and I just accepted an offer on it Friday afternoon... lol... so whatever... I'm only here for 6 more weeks!!

6 weeks of cat poop in his pool!!

Well done again ha ha ha !!!!!!:a+

Ongeau
05-07-2009, 09:32 AM
I like it. so tell me! did he drain his pool?

Dryvrgrl
05-07-2009, 05:28 PM
no signs of pool drainage!... no construction this morning... maybe ill just lay off now!

Big D
06-07-2009, 08:56 PM
ahhaha I love it

Ongeau
06-07-2009, 09:37 PM
did you throw the bag of shit in? and if so is it open or closed?

theboss
07-07-2009, 11:39 AM
oh..sorry.....didnt know you were my neighbour...............and thanks for the poop in my pool

manfreakca
07-07-2009, 12:18 PM
dam noisey fukin world sometimes u cant sleep worth shit with the noise that is goin on outside.shit i live in a condo downtown noisey as fuk here sometimes