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wolverine
02-07-2009, 10:09 AM
First I would like to say my wife is smoking ****ing hot, how I ever landed her is a mystery, why is it that when I go out with her every mother****er feels he has to eye **** her?? Why the **** is it everytime we go out some mother****er feels they are some ****ing tough guy and pushes my ****ing buttons?? Last night I decided I would take her out for Canada day to a bar for diner, this drunk piece of shit decides he likes my wife and starts to talk to her, now remember I'm 5'6" tall and 285 lbs, this guy is like 5' 8" and 175 soaking ****ing wet!! The piece of shit won't leave her alone, he buys us a round, which I didn't want and then calls me on, only to go and sit with 5 other ****ing douche bags. When he heads back to the table, one of the guys he's with starts cat calling me and my wife, at this point I'm ****ING boiling, rage is starting at it's best which I have not experienced in ****ing years, I ****ing hate that feeling because I never know what is going to happen, much like the Hulk. So my wife who now is fearing for her life because she ****ing knows what I'm capable of tells this mother****er to fist himself the next time he walked by, which was pretty good advice as he could see the pressure cooker about to explode. My wife removed us from the situation by leaving that bar and heading some where else. Another night ruined by a bunch of ****ing assbags! If anyone know's a driller from Kingston ON that lives in Alberta, tell him I am going to stomp a ****ing mud hole in his ass!
Thank you for understanding!!
ironwill
02-07-2009, 10:47 AM
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ironwill
02-07-2009, 10:48 AM
First I would like to say my wife is smoking ****ing hot, how I ever landed her is a mystery, why is it that when I go out with her every mother****er feels he has to eye **** her?? Why the **** is it everytime we go out some mother****er feels they are some ****ing tough guy and pushes my ****ing buttons?? Last night I decided I would take her out for Canada day to a bar for diner, this drunk piece of shit decides he likes my wife and starts to talk to her, now remember I'm 5'6" tall and 285 lbs, this guy is like 5' 8" and 175 soaking ****ing wet!! The piece of shit won't leave her alone, he buys us a round, which I didn't want and then calls me on, only to go and sit with 5 other ****ing douche bags. When he heads back to the table, one of the guys he's with starts cat calling me and my wife, at this point I'm ****ING boiling, rage is starting at it's best which I have not experienced in ****ing years, I ****ing hate that feeling because I never know what is going to happen, much like the Hulk. So my wife who now is fearing for her life because she ****ing knows what I'm capable of tells this mother****er to fist himself the next time he walked by, which was pretty good advice as he could see the pressure cooker about to explode. My wife removed us from the situation by leaving that bar and heading some where else. Another night ruined by a bunch of ****ing assbags! If anyone know's a driller from Kingston ON that lives in Alberta, tell him I am going to stomp a ****ing mud hole in his ass!
Thank you for understanding!!
Thats all cool and all, not sure if i misinterpreted, but why is your wife fearing for HER life????
I find that comment strange.....i hope i read that wrong or was typed wrong....Because you seem like a cool dude, but anyone whose wife fears him should get his ass mudstomped or whatever the term is...
I personally enjoy it when dudes oogle CC, im secure in the fact she digs me and only me in that way, so its entertaining,
as you probably know,,,,CC can take care of herself...But the cat calling is just plain disrespectfull, you should have just walked up and started dragging him around the bar smashing his skull under the tables you walked by them...i was younger then...lol, i have a bit more control now....., you have more patience than me, because i never talk about what i would have done.I just do it, then think after...lol..It would normally be CC asking why i almost killed that guy and how much bail money is set-aside to get me back out to get to work on Monday.....
wolverine
02-07-2009, 11:01 AM
LOL... no she was fearing for her life because she knew things not fixed to the ground were about to start flying around the bar at any minute and she was worried she was going to get caught in the middle of it, I would never start anything in front of my wife, I respect her way too much, hence my leaving the bar, but trust me, it took every bit of will power to remove myself from that situation and today I feel good about it. My wife is no slouch either, the woman has trained MMA and works out like fiend but I was clearly out numbered
so I had to way the pros/cons. I made the right decision.
BritishColumbian
02-07-2009, 08:36 PM
I bet you could have knocked those mother ****ers out one at a time until you were the only one left standing, LMAO hows the tren treating you?
wolverine
02-07-2009, 09:01 PM
^^^ Oh..... I guess pretty......Good? LOL!!!
canadianmuscle0803
02-07-2009, 09:24 PM
I love it when other guys hit on my girl.. it just assures me that im with a hot piece of ass.. lay off the tren bro :)
wolverine
02-07-2009, 11:08 PM
Whether I was on or not I still would have been this pissed off, total disrespect and they were just looking to start something, It really bothered me, not so much the fact that guys stare at my wife but the cat calling with me sitting right there, that's what really pissed me off!! only 3 days into the Tren so it wasn't that!
spankmonkey
02-07-2009, 11:16 PM
I love it when other guys hit on my girl.. it just assures me that im with a hot piece of ass.. lay off the tren bro :)
Agreed.
No offence but it sounds like there is some insecurities or maybe your just venting. Assholes exsist all over the world, if you want to go around letting them rent space in your head by getting all worked up about how you are gonna start throwing stuff and kicking peoples heads in....,seems like a waste of time. Why not just go to a higher class restaurant that wont have drunks looking to push your buttons and oogle your wife?
WonderWoman
02-07-2009, 11:19 PM
No one likes to have to deal with a confrontation when plans are to get dolled/duded up for a nice date night with the wife. It sounds like u and ur wife handled the situation the best u could under the circumstances, esp. being out-numbered the way u were-even if the Hulk was going to make a green appearance (-: I'm surprised u were able to control urself-hard to do once rage sets in-sounds like ur wife helped out with that a bit. Well-u r lucky u have such an attractive wife and u recognize it-and u sound proud of her (-: And she is lucky she has u to defend/protect her and keep the scum away. It is a very uncomfortable feeling when u r being eye-****ed though. Glancing is o.k-but stareing and salivating def. is wrong-what a bunch of dick-wads(pardon my french) some guys just look for trouble. I still can't get over how many guys will hit on u-right infront of ur hubby-no matter how intimadateing they may look either-it still shocks me everytime :-O Well-I hope ur night out together wasn't totally ruined. ;-)
wolverine
02-07-2009, 11:48 PM
Agreed.
No offence but it sounds like there is some insecurities or maybe your just venting. Assholes exsist all over the world, if you want to go around letting them rent space in your head by getting all worked up about how you are gonna start throwing stuff and kicking peoples heads in....,seems like a waste of time. Why not just go to a higher class restaurant that wont have drunks looking to push your buttons and oogle your wife?
It was Canada day, everyone was drunk that was out, **** man, this piece of shit was hanging off my wifes shoulder and at one point kissed her on the cheek, then his boys were egging me on when they knew that He was starting to piss me off. No insecurities here just ticked at the disrespect.
LIVEHARD
03-07-2009, 12:18 AM
First I would like to say my wife is smoking ****ing hot, how I ever landed her is a mystery, why is it that when I go out with her every mother****er feels he has to eye **** her?? Why the **** is it every time we go out some mother****er feels they are some ****ing tough guy and pushes my ****ing buttons?? Last night I decided I would take her out for Canada day to a bar for diner, this drunk piece of shit decides he likes my wife and starts to talk to her, now remember I'm 5'6" tall and 285 lbs, this guy is like 5' 8" and 175 soaking ****ing wet!! The piece of shit won't leave her alone, he buys us a round, which I didn't want and then calls me on, only to go and sit with 5 other ****ing douche bags. When he heads back to the table, one of the guys he's with starts cat calling me and my wife, at this point I'm ****ING boiling, rage is starting at it's best which I have not experienced in ****ing years, I ****ing hate that feeling because I never know what is going to happen, much like the Hulk. So my wife who now is fearing for her life because she ****ing knows what I'm capable of tells this mother****er to fist himself the next time he walked by, which was pretty good advice as he could see the pressure cooker about to explode. My wife removed us from the situation by leaving that bar and heading some where else. Another night ruined by a bunch of ****ing ass bags! If anyone knows a driller from Kingston ON that lives in Alberta, tell him I am going to stomp a ****ing mud hole in his ass!
Thank you for understanding!!
Never fall for a goofs game in a bar. Don't let the Test take over
Be a man take your lady home safely.
Turn down the drink offer politely and head of to a nicer spot
The other part of this we will get into over safe mail Happy Canada day
LIVEHARD
03-07-2009, 12:21 AM
No one likes to have to deal with a confrontation when plans are to get dolled/duded up for a nice date night with the wife. It sounds like u and ur wife handled the situation the best u could under the circumstances, esp. being out-numbered the way u were-even if the Hulk was going to make a green appearance (-: I'm surprised u were able to control urself-hard to do once rage sets in-sounds like ur wife helped out with that a bit. Well-u r lucky u have such an attractive wife and u recognize it-and u sound proud of her (-: And she is lucky she has u to defend/protect her and keep the scum away. It is a very uncomfortable feeling when u r being eye-****ed though. Glancing is o.k-but stareing and salivating def. is wrong-what a bunch of dick-wads(pardon my french) some guys just look for trouble. I still can't get over how many guys will hit on u-right infront of ur hubby-no matter how intimadateing they may look either-it still shocks me everytime :-O Well-I hope ur night out together wasn't totally ruined. ;-)
Smart girl !!!!!!!
GYMBRAT
03-07-2009, 12:32 AM
been there done that man, it SUCKS hard core!! I've given and taken the boots from a few smart asses in my old days lol...I'm tooo old for that crap now days and just walk away, screw the problems bro their not worth it!!.........well actually I did end up flooring a couple guys on New yrs (first time in many yrs though) LOL
the-vanilla-gorilla
03-07-2009, 07:42 PM
he kissed your wife on the cheek!?
drunk or not i woulda ripped his ****ing lips OFF!
i would gladly have taken the beaten if thats what woulda happened if a man touched my wife especialy with his lips
TVG
hyperlite32
04-07-2009, 01:57 AM
he kissed your wife on the cheek!?
drunk or not i woulda ripped his ****ing lips OFF!
i would gladly have taken the beaten if thats what woulda happened if a man touched my wife especialy with his lips
TVG
Agreed!
LIVEHARD
04-07-2009, 08:14 AM
It was Canada day, everyone was drunk that was out, **** man, this piece of shit was hanging off my wifes shoulder and at one point kissed her on the cheek, then his boys were egging me on when they knew that He was starting to piss me off. No insecurities here just ticked at the disrespect.
We can fix this later !!! Email me !! You will enjoys the solultion
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ironwill
04-07-2009, 10:44 AM
he kissed your wife on the cheek!?
drunk or not i woulda ripped his ****ing lips OFF!
i would gladly have taken the beaten if thats what woulda happened if a man touched my wife especialy with his lips
TVG
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ubcpower
04-07-2009, 11:11 AM
Wolvy, as long as you trust your wife(which im sure you do) you should take it as a compliment and just sit back and watch the show......HOWEVER, if it gets to a point where the guy over steps his boundaries (is disrespectful to her, cat calling, touching her somehow, harrassing you guys) i would suggest just to finish up your meal and leave the place. you got to see the reality, you and youre wife are both easy targets. You are a big guy and intimidating to most so you are the "challenge"...i bet every bar you step in to guys are constantly sizing you up....Your wife, well she is smoking hot so, again, she is a challenge for them and gets them all stirred up....unfortunately, the reality of the situation is you may just want to pick your spots better on where you go to socialize and have fun with her. I stopped going to clubsand bars a long ntime ago w/ my gf because of the above reasons (guys wanted to fight me, and they wanted to **** my girlfriend) ...it does not make for a good night.....However, i bet if you were a bit more selective with where you take her out :
1. An upscale restaurant or lounge
2. A movie theatre
....etc
there would not be a totally hammed dipshit with the balls and immaturity to do more than maybe "look" at her (which im sure you dont mind)....
anyways, any of us can put our fists through these types faces but it takes a bigger man to assess the reality of the situation and maybe change a few things
Hmm.. a group eh? OK.. first, you call your bros and say meet me in front of this bar in 15 min, then you get your o'lady at the bar so they were distracted and then went and found something really heavy and hard a came up from behind them and smashed the shit out of the biggest one first with repeated head shots. By the time they knew wtf is going on, you'd probably already have 2 of them incapacitated. Then, when you and the remaining monkeys get tossed by the bouncers, your buds are already outside ready to help you finish the remaining idiots off.
or you can just find another bar that doesn't let shite in the door.
wolverine
04-07-2009, 12:01 PM
^^^^ Don't worry everything you just said crossed my mind, trust me, as for the bar we went to, it's not a bad place, maybe because it being Canada day it drew out the idiots as everywhere was busy, Ive been going to this establishment for a year now and have never had a problem there. The misses really was the one that talked me out of it, otherwise the place was going upside down. My wife acutually saw the guy yesterday at the hotel she works at, he's staying there right now.
Clobering time!!!!!!
spankmonkey
04-07-2009, 05:00 PM
Wolvy, as long as you trust your wife(which im sure you do) you should take it as a compliment and just sit back and watch the show......HOWEVER, if it gets to a point where the guy over steps his boundaries (is disrespectful to her, cat calling, touching her somehow, harrassing you guys) i would suggest just to finish up your meal and leave the place. you got to see the reality, you and youre wife are both easy targets. You are a big guy and intimidating to most so you are the "challenge"...i bet every bar you step in to guys are constantly sizing you up....Your wife, well she is smoking hot so, again, she is a challenge for them and gets them all stirred up....unfortunately, the reality of the situation is you may just want to pick your spots better on where you go to socialize and have fun with her. I stopped going to clubsand bars a long ntime ago w/ my gf because of the above reasons (guys wanted to fight me, and they wanted to **** my girlfriend) ...it does not make for a good night.....However, i bet if you were a bit more selective with where you take her out :
1. An upscale restaurant or lounge
2. A movie theatre
....etc
there would not be a totally hammed dipshit with the balls and immaturity to do more than maybe "look" at her (which im sure you dont mind)....
anyways, any of us can put our fists through these types faces but it takes a bigger man to assess the reality of the situation and maybe change a few things
Nicely put.
the-vanilla-gorilla
04-07-2009, 05:45 PM
^^^^ Don't worry everything you just said crossed my mind, trust me, as for the bar we went to, it's not a bad place, maybe because it being Canada day it drew out the idiots as everywhere was busy, Ive been going to this establishment for a year now and have never had a problem there. The misses really was the one that talked me out of it, otherwise the place was going upside down. My wife acutually saw the guy yesterday at the hotel she works at, he's staying there right now.
Clobering time!!!!!!
well since you didnt do it when you should have
DO IT SMART!
TVG
theboss
07-07-2009, 11:42 AM
that sucks bro....been there..........now lets see some pics !
HardWood
19-07-2009, 05:11 AM
I hate situations like that. Guys when they see another guy is out with his girl just having a nice mellow time should...MIND THEIR ****ING BUSINESS. Just reading a story like that gets me a little amped up!
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