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Richter
27-06-2009, 03:35 PM
Ya so, I was wondering if anyone surfs the net while on the shitter? I had McDonalds for lunch today to give me a good clean out and it takes a bit. So I surf the net on my Blackberry to keep myself occupied.

Am I the only one???

Tiamat
27-06-2009, 03:48 PM
I surf the net in the nude. Is that ok?

LonelyBedouin
27-06-2009, 04:36 PM
If I had internet on my blackberry I would, I usually just play brick breaker while I take my shits

St
27-06-2009, 08:18 PM
I'm not rich.

Richter
27-06-2009, 08:37 PM
I'll take English for $400 Alex....



Btw i look the food great for cutting up.

turboturist
27-06-2009, 10:33 PM
If I had internet on my blackberry I would, I usually just play brick breaker while I take my shits

thats awesome same here, whats your high score?

Either that or play my PSP or listen to my Pimlser Portuguese lessons.

physique
27-06-2009, 11:03 PM
i watch tv

cdnsoldier
28-06-2009, 12:19 AM
I'm not rich enough to have a blackberry.Btw i look the food great for cutting up.

I'm not even rich enough to have a shitter so don't feel bad.

LonelyBedouin
28-06-2009, 02:05 AM
thats awesome same here, whats your high score?

Either that or play my PSP or listen to my Pimlser Portuguese lessons.

Its like 13xxx theres one level I cant beat, but Im going to beat it this time around I got 13 lives and at 7xxx points lol

kloan
28-06-2009, 04:56 AM
ipod touch... god's gift to the 20 min shitters.

tex
28-06-2009, 07:48 AM
i get 50-60 grams of fibre a day......the shit just shoots out of me.....in an out in less than 2 .....no time to **** around........

Ongeau
28-06-2009, 09:36 AM
I downloaded this on the shitter today.

turboturist
28-06-2009, 09:52 AM
Its like 13xxx theres one level I cant beat, but Im going to beat it this time around I got 13 lives and at 7xxx points lol

Well how did you do? I am at level 33 with 16580 points. It was a good shit this morning.

turboturist
28-06-2009, 09:53 AM
I downloaded this on the shitter today.

lol, nice

LonelyBedouin
28-06-2009, 01:29 PM
Well how did you do? I am at level 33 with 16580 points. It was a good shit this morning.

Havent finished yet still on the same game, I dont rush these things lol

Richter
30-06-2009, 10:22 PM
I downloaded this on the shitter today.

Just thought of a new thread...

"Ode to the throne" hot chicks on the shitter!!! :tu

liquidfire
30-06-2009, 10:27 PM
I always bring my blackberry to the can with me. I like to read slashdot.org and wired.com while on the can. If I've already browsed those sites I move to real news on BBC and CNN...

Ritch
30-06-2009, 10:29 PM
No internet on the shitter, but did use my Dr Ho device while taking a shit the other day. Was affraid I`d drop it in the toilet...

Richter
30-06-2009, 10:31 PM
I am truly scared to ask what you had your Dr Ho attached to....

Ritch
30-06-2009, 11:41 PM
I am truly scared to ask what you had your Dr Ho attached to....

Was on my lower back, only had 2 pads on me howerver. It does come with 4pads but walking around and doing stuff is weird with all those wires hanging off you. I was hoping when I was shitting that the vibrating pulses the machine gives would make me shit out in quick sharp pulses like when you fart and walk at the same time,, but shit out, real fast pulsing like... I think you get the picture. Maybe if I put the pads lower, but I don`t want to risk getting them dirty...