The women were right.

[Ritch]

Been wearing shorts around the house because it`s so hot and just noticed something, besides the fact I have small calves... When taking a piss, urine does fly eveywhere. The women were right. I swear, my shins get splashed every time. Just putting that out there...

[Van Zan]

don’t piss on the opposite side of the wind champ


I cant type for shit lol

[Ritch]

don’t piss on the opposite side of the wind champ


I cant type for shit lol

Go take a piss with a pair of shorts on, you`ll see what I`m talking about. Or maybe it`s just my big horse like cock with it`s super powered jet that produces a massive splash you don`t seem to relate to...

[ubcpower]

lol this happens to me too cus i take donkey pisses b/c of all the h20 i drink, i swiffer wipe my bathroom floor like 1x/day atleast, im pretty compulsive

[turboturist]

I sit when I pee

[Richter]

I had a feeling you had a vagina TT!!

[Van Zan]

Go take a piss with a pair of shorts on, you`ll see what I`m talking about. Or maybe it`s just my big horse like cock with it`s super powered jet that produces a massive splash you don`t seem to relate to...

If you read correctly I'm obviously refering to pissing outside cuz there should be no wind in your bathroom.

Now why I was refering to pissing outside? that is a good question

[Big D]

piss then you take a shower, problem solved ;)

[Ritch]

If you read correctly I'm obviously refering to pissing outside cuz there should be no wind in your bathroom.

Now why I was refering to pissing outside? that is a good question

LOL!

[physique]

piss then you take a shower, problem solved ;)

piss in the bathtub. never will u hit your shins. i do this all the time when drunk or too lazy to use the toliet.

[Ritch]

piss in the bathtub. never will u hit your shins. i do this all the time when drunk or too lazy to use the toliet.

Makes much more sense to do this. See how we always think of such smart and logical things when we`re drunk?

[Knuckles28]

I sit when I pee

Me too, does your wife make fun of you for it? mine does.:mock

[Knuckles28]

piss in the bathtub. never will u hit your shins. i do this all the time when drunk or too lazy to use the toliet.

Ill often use the sink in the laundry room when i cant make it upstairs. Saved me a bundle on putting a washroom in the basement.

[physique]

Me too, does your wife make fun of you for it? mine does.:mock

i too do this.

1. cause i am too lazy to turn the light on at night
2. the girl i live with has those padded toliet seats, that always fall down mid piss. thats the only time my shins get wet. lol

[O-Train]

i too do this.

1. cause i am too lazy to turn the light on at night
2. the girl i live with has those padded toliet seats, that always fall down mid piss. thats the only time my shins get wet. lol

The toilet seat in my apartment is brutal. Unless I put it up just right it will fall down/I have to hold it up the whole time. Although for me it's easy because as mentioned in another thread, unlike physique, I shit sometimes 5x/day so usually sitting is required anyways.

[Ritch]

Ill often use the sink in the laundry room when i cant make it upstairs. Saved me a bundle on putting a washroom in the basement.

I once did this in the appartement building I was living in. Had to piss so bad and I lived 5 levels up with no elevator. Somebody could have walked in any moment which made it releiving and fun...

[Richter]

It's even more fun when you've been drinking beers all night on the balcony and you live REALLY high up but too lazy to go back inside so you piss off the balcony... what? At least the car below is getting a free car wash!! Sometimes if I hit one of the bars, it splashes back.

[kloan]

^^hahah, pissing off the balcony... classy. id hate that to be my car... or happen to be walking by...

[manfreakca]

piss in the bathtub. never will u hit your shins. i do this all the time when drunk or too lazy to use the toliet.

yha i piss in the tub to just rinse after u piss

[hellfish]

you guys f'n kill me! shin piss LOL!

[turboturist]

I had a feeling you had a vagina TT!!

Ya but its a real big one, I have at least a 6in clenis.

[blondie]

Jesus Christ! You guys are a bunch of animals...lol..."piss in the tub...piss in the shower...in the laundry tub" thats disgusting...
I really hope none of you have reproduced...I can picture a whole bunch of little 5 year old boys pissing all over town!

[L3]

a bunch of words

let me guess, you dont wipe post pee?

[GYMBRAT]

squat to pee bro lmao

[turboturist]

Jesus Christ! You guys are a bunch of animals...lol..."piss in the tub...piss in the shower...in the laundry tub" thats disgusting...
I really hope none of you have reproduced...I can picture a whole bunch of little 5 year old boys pissing all over town!

I have 4 that will follow my example, one turns 18 tomorrow.

[wmk]

Back in college I dated this girl who was real nice, the kind that you would want to take home to mom. After dating her for about 4 weeks her kinky side started to come out and she became this aggressive monster in bed. She had whips, hand cuffs, leg cuffs and she started to tie me up. I enjoyed it a lot as she would 69 me, then screw me. Well after doing this a few times, I was hooked and I really liked her. I then started returning the favor and started to chain her up and have my way with her. We got really drunk one night and she took me to her shower and she told me to piss on her. So I did, what shocked me though was when I was pissing on her tits as she knelt down in the tub she put her hair in the stream and then opened her mouth as I was peeing and put her mouth on my cock and drank it.... It was hot at the time, but when she asked me if she could piss on me I told her no way! She was a wild one. She also loved public sex, she would often give me a bj or **** me at the theatre, at the bar, in a dressing room at the gap, or at a restaurant.

[Ritch]

Getting pissed on in the shower wouldn`t bother me, drinking it, no way, and no pooing! I`m sure tex would agree with me...