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countrychic
23-06-2009, 10:25 AM
Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?


Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this ****'n house knows HOW to change a ****'n light bulb! They don't even know that the ****'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE ****'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the ****'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME ****'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ****ER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE ****'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ****'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE ****'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.
What was the question?


this doesn't happen in CC's house.....;)
LIVEHARD
23-06-2009, 10:33 AM
Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?


Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this ****'n house knows HOW to change a ****'n light bulb! They don't even know that the ****'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE ****'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the ****'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME ****'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ****ER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE ****'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ****'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE ****'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.
What was the question?


this doesn't happen in CC's house.....;)


Funn WOWW Want to get married ???LOL
BIGABOY
23-06-2009, 02:54 PM
hahaha thats awsome CC i could see some woman acutally saying that
slick rick
23-06-2009, 03:09 PM
I emailed it to the wife.. she laughed her ass off. That guy is me..
pblade
23-06-2009, 08:06 PM
LOL thanks for the laugh, i didn't know what to expect when i opened this =P
Avitoholis
23-06-2009, 08:44 PM
That was great, thanks for the laugh!!
declan
24-06-2009, 01:21 AM
Funny as hell:D
champcar99
24-06-2009, 10:44 AM
I am going to send it to my bitch ex girlfriend...lmao