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Richter
16-06-2009, 10:30 PM
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OMG, read below of my post to this torrent I downloaded. If your Canadian, you will understand that this is a pathetic insult to Canadians and a shitty movie!!


Thank you to the uploader. I figured if had Joshua Jackson, it should be a decent movie. But, I was wrong. No disrespect to the uploader but this has to be the worst movie I ever saw. There were so many flaws in the movie that it was pathetic. If your a Canadian, you'll know what I mean. The acting, well, it was really bad. Something you'd see at a high school play, but worse. As we have seen by the trailer, the movie is about a guy who's got cancer and decides to ride a motorcycle across Canada. If your Canadian, you'll understand this when I say, the director of this movie should never make a movie again!!

Joshua heads west from Toronto Canada on a motorcycle.
Starts off by passing The Beaver Post which is between Dryden and Ignace Ontario, well over 22 hours from Toronto.
Then in Echo Bay Ontario which is close to the US Border towards Michigan .
Then he's driving again and passes a sign that say Toronto 514 km.
Then he's in Perry Sound Ontario which is between Sudbury and Toronto.
Then he's in White River which is close to Sault Ste. Marie Ontario.
Now this one isn't even close... Then he's at the Ranchmen Motel, in Medicine Hat Alberta! HUH? LOL.
Then he's at the Terry Fox statue which is located in Thunder Bay Ontario.
Then poses for a picture with a huge fish which is located in Kenora Ontario.
Then has a bite to eat at Syl's ice cream place which is in Winnipeg Manitoba.
Then he drives by the Manitoba border from Ontario.
Then he stays at a hotel... the Kingsway Motel in Thunder Bay Ontario.. which by the way has a little mini golf course next to it owned by the hotel! OH, and it has one of those WWF Wrestlemania arcades with The Road Warriors, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior... sorry.. I want that arcade game!!
Then he's driving down Highway 1 in Manitoba just passed highway 1 and 12.
Then he drives thru Culross Manitoba which is WAY off Highway 1 to Saskatchewan.
Once again, way off path here, he's then in Arborg Manitoba which is 2 and a half hours NORTH of Culross Manitoba!
Then drives 7 hours to Kipling Saskatchewan.
But then he's back in Glenboro Manitoba to see Sara the 14 foot Camel statue.
After that he travels into Fort McMurray Alberta, which is where the chick meets the man of her dreams.
Then he's drives thru the Alberta border... umm, wasn't he already in Fort McMurray Alberta??
Then he enjoys the site of the worlds largest Tee pee in Medicine Hat Alberta.
Then he drives north west for 3 hours to Drumheller Alberta.
Then drives West 45 minutes outside of Calgary Alberta to a dinosaur park.
Now, while he's at a nice hotel in Banff Alberta, he checks his voicemail and it's his mother...awwww, she says "come back home to Toronto".... wait, didn't the scene start off at The Beaver Post? Oh I'm sooo confused!!

Ok, well, needless to say, it's not only the worst movie I've seen, but it's an insult to Canadians who knows this great country and their landmarks! Pass on this movie... you'll be glad you did.

Richter
16-06-2009, 11:18 PM
Ok, I just became a real asshole. I went to the website www.oneweek.ca and there is a button there there that says "Ask the Direct a question". Ummm, ya, I know your shaking your head and saying "No Richter, you didn't"??? YUP! I did!! Check it out if you want. Let's see if he replies or takes the question down. hehehe

Richter
17-06-2009, 07:14 AM
This is a reply I got last night from someone named "Sweet Johnny".

"My first question is for "Richter", the guy who wrote the narrative geography of Canada below. - I have lived in four provinces, visited all but Newfoundland and Nanavut. I've driven from Toronto to Calgary about 8 times, and from Calgary to Victoria countless times. In all that time, I think I have amassed about 1/1000 of the Canadian geographical knowledge you seem to have, because I didn't even notice the detours. Your recap was hilarious. But seriously, how do you know about all those landmarks? It must have been torture for you watching him zig zag back and forth across the country. Funny stuff. Was it torture? Were you throwing your arms in the air and yelling "aww, c'mon!" like it was a bad penalty call in overtime?

Richter
30-06-2009, 08:07 PM
Two week later the director hasn't answered the question. Seems the site is nothing but a sham. Only answers questions he wants and not ones that call him out. LOL.

faller
02-07-2009, 12:54 AM
I know what you mean. They really jump around here on the west coast as well, one second he's in Tofino (Van. Island), than rideing down the number 1 outside of Van, in the next scene he's in Cathedral Park (Van. Island) sleeping under that big assed fir.

I still liked the movie though.

Richter
03-07-2009, 04:02 PM
After I called him out on his own website, I still haven't seen him respond to my question... lol.