View Full Version : Gym Douchebag.
Adonis13
16-06-2009, 07:15 PM
u know when ur sitting on the shoulder bench and ur heads down? u got ur music on and ur just psyching yourself up do press the 110s, and just as you go to get em up this douchebag across the gym starts growling so loud that you almost lose you concentration? you finish your set and you look over to the 160 lb guy wearing a tight tap out shirt working on the frigging cables doing tris. im not talking about those last 2 reps at the end of the set that you are just struggling with, im talking 1st set maybe 80 lbs for 15 reps and looking around while hes doin it. i listen to my music as loud as it goes and i still hear this guy.... does he get chirped?
LIVEHARD
16-06-2009, 07:22 PM
u know when ur sitting on the shoulder bench and ur heads down? u got ur music on and ur just psyching yourself up do press the 110s, and just as you go to get em up this douchebag across the gym starts growling so loud that you almost lose you concentration? you finish your set and you look over to the 160 lb guy wearing a tight tap out shirt working on the frigging cables doing tris. im not talking about those last 2 reps at the end of the set that you are just struggling with, im talking 1st set maybe 80 lbs for 15 reps and looking around while hes doin it. i listen to my music as loud as it goes and i still hear this guy.... does he get chirped?
I thought he trained at my gym
F'K bro give us our village idiot back asap WTF !!!
marino
16-06-2009, 07:27 PM
these little shitbags are like rabbits breeding and infecting every city/town by joining local gyms and then using their tapout shirts as a way of indentifying themselves within the weight pit. Get your 12 gauge ready and lets cull the herd
Ritch
16-06-2009, 07:34 PM
these little shitbags are like rabbits breeding and infecting every city/town by joining local gyms and then using their tapout shirts as a way of indentifying themselves within the weight pit. Get your 12 gauge ready and lets cull the herd
Sweet post. There are definetly douche bags in my gym, but luckily they keep quiet. This one guy arrived with his motorcycle helmet and was fixing his hair with molding paste before working out. Douche bag!
LIVEHARD
16-06-2009, 07:39 PM
Sweet post. There are definetly douche bags in my gym, but luckily they keep quiet. This one guy arrived with his motorcycle helmet and was fixing his hair with molding paste before working out. Douche bag!
That was me you F'Ker
NOT !!!
LOL
LIVEHARD
16-06-2009, 07:41 PM
these little shitbags are like rabbits breeding and infecting every city/town by joining local gyms and then using their tapout shirts as a way of indentifying themselves within the weight pit. Get your 12 gauge ready and lets cull the herd
WE should create a new form www.gymdouchbag/shitbag.ca
and post all there picks
the-vanilla-gorilla
16-06-2009, 07:43 PM
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jsv22
16-06-2009, 08:04 PM
holy shit i've never seen that, what a ****ing idiot!
LOL at the announcers,
kloan
16-06-2009, 08:24 PM
lmao.... omg what a ****ing idiot.... hahaha the announcers make it even funnier...
Adonis13
16-06-2009, 08:33 PM
hahahaha, thats the shit im talkin about....
juggybuggy
16-06-2009, 08:45 PM
is that blood on the floor? I am not sure what happened in that vid.
or did he piss himself? someone please clue me in.
Ok I think I figured it out, he cut himself while banging his head on the bar to psych himself up.
BritishColumbian
16-06-2009, 08:51 PM
i listen to my music as loud as it goes and i still hear this guy.... does he get chirped?
Ab so lute ly, Look at him, he is crying out for attention and you are the one that has to step up and give it to him, after all its what he wants. Making noise is ok if you are actually doing something like the last few reps of your last set of your 110`s. In the past I have aproached people who are making noise for no reason and given them the attention they need, Its funny cause the next time you see them(if you even see them again) they tend to be quiet and look at thier shoes inbetween sets. I usually say things like, "Ladies and gentlemen we have a tuff guy" in my best Bruce Buffer voice(i have a good one) or , "Look at this, hes on the peck deck with 3 HUGE reps of NINETY POUNDS...Listen to the noise this beast is making..."
I can back that shit up but no one ever says anything, they just turn red. And I try to be humerous about it to keep it on the lighter side. Just My 2mg.
:puff
Amazing... On top of the grunting these guys do.....There is the constant eye ****ing and comparing as if you ****ing care and you're trying to show these guys up..... Dude nobody cares about your 9 inch arms....lol
Cheers! Chase the pump and not the grunt! !
errrr grunt grunt look at me everyone I can lift weights....eerrrr i'm intimidating.......
the-vanilla-gorilla
16-06-2009, 09:34 PM
when i train i have my tunage pumped loud as she will go
and inbetween sets i stand up flex the muscle im training and bark like a dog once i have everyone elses attention i look at them and yell ( be sure to spit while you yell for max effect ) " none of you faggots can do this!!!!"
i then grab the elastic bands and begin doing curls!!
TVG
just kidding i dont even lift!
wtf is with tards that wear sunglasses in the gym?
the-vanilla-gorilla
16-06-2009, 10:20 PM
wtf is with tards that wear sunglasses in the gym?
haha thats the worst!
what about the chicks with ten pounds of makeup and do only enough to be sure not to sweat so there makeup dont run!
TVG
Drummer
16-06-2009, 10:29 PM
one slap would do.
~D~
Adonis13
16-06-2009, 10:53 PM
im pretty sure im gonna leave it up to PJD... u leave the most intimidating guy for that stuff, a simple, "wow sounds like ur working hard" will suffice me thinks
gsxr750
16-06-2009, 10:55 PM
" none of you faggots can do this!!!!"
I want that on the back of my CBB Tshirt!
Adonis13
16-06-2009, 10:57 PM
I want that on the back of my CBB Tshirt!
we should get them on the backs of our CBB t shirts
the-vanilla-gorilla
16-06-2009, 10:59 PM
i hate it when a chick trains besides me and you can smell her period blood!
makes me wanna eat her front bum!
TVG
Danger
16-06-2009, 11:33 PM
^^^ Shit I thought I was the only one that happend too!
Kronis
16-06-2009, 11:45 PM
i hate it when a chick trains besides me and you can smell her period blood!
makes me wanna eat her front bum!
^^^ Shit I thought I was the only one that happend too!
:wtf seriously?
Drummer
17-06-2009, 12:06 AM
ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^^^
~D~
cdnsoldier
17-06-2009, 12:23 AM
u know when ur sitting on the shoulder bench and ur heads down? u got ur music on and ur just psyching yourself up do press the 110s, and just as you go to get em up this douchebag across the gym starts growling so loud that you almost lose you concentration? you finish your set and you look over to the 160 lb guy wearing a tight tap out shirt working on the frigging cables doing tris. im not talking about those last 2 reps at the end of the set that you are just struggling with, im talking 1st set maybe 80 lbs for 15 reps and looking around while hes doin it. i listen to my music as loud as it goes and i still hear this guy.... does he get chirped?
Come to my gym for a night. We have some dude with Tourett's syndrome or something really nasty. He grunts like a pig saying something in Italian during the set and after every set he stands up stares at the light and says, out loud, some prayer or something. It's constant and like clock work. He must be crazy or have tourettes syndrome. He holds his hands to he side like he's praying and looks straight up. It's the most bizarre shit I have ever seen. If you work out at night at Pavillion you know who. You can't miss the guy.
cdnsoldier
17-06-2009, 12:23 AM
i hate it when a chick trains besides me and you can smell her period blood!
makes me wanna eat her front bum!
TVG
What are you , a Vampire?
the-vanilla-gorilla
17-06-2009, 12:27 AM
What are you , a Vampire?
yup and when i feel like a cup of hot tea i grab a used tampon instead of a teabag!!
TVG
gsxr750
17-06-2009, 01:16 AM
Where do you come up with this shit? Hahaha
Saw something terrifying last week. There was a guy, probably mid 30s, who when he walked his neck was permanently stuck bent to the side, and he had a huge hunch back, and a giant scar running right up the back of his neck.. which honestly didn't bother me it was inspiring to see him at the gym...
Until he went over to the shrug machine, and put 600 pounds on it, and started doing some weird dead lift for 2 reps. Thought his spine was going to spit out of that scar in the back of his neck.. it was scarrrry.
LIVEHARD
17-06-2009, 01:16 AM
yup and when i feel like a cup of hot tea i grab a used tampon instead of a teabag!!
TVG
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