Do you hate star-bucks (starF'Ks) I do

[LIVEHARD]

What a way to start the day. I was on my way to the gym. I Have to have coffee and starF'K's is the closest and its on the way to the gym.

Lucky me i live a block from the gym.

So i enter startbucks and wouldn't you know all the lululemon cellulite models
were there.

you know the one's three overweight house wives in the lulu's each one in a oversize SUV they cant park or drive

Sad when divorce would cost so much for something i wouldn't let my dog sleep with.

They stand in line take forever to make up there minds order some vanilla chi not fast latte no sugar chocolate POS. they have no cash so the fumble and can't decide witch gold card they should put a five dollar coffee on.

To make matters they all do the you would think one could cover the bill.

Then the ticket cop (parking) so they all run out to make a scene WOW

There poor partners can you believe the husbands would have to pay millions to leave these ugly POS's

Worst part there husbands bow and worship these pigs OMG

rant


:fart

[manfreakca]

yha i hear you on all the latte bullshit,and drama,and all the prima donnas lol,i love it though when i just go in with my fianccee order to plain house coffees sit and chat

[LIVEHARD]

yha i hear you on all the latte bullshit,and drama,and all the prima donnas lol,i love it though when i just go in with my fianccee order to plain house coffees sit and chat

thats cool i drink plain blk coffee

they need a express line for coffee only

bullshit frappe crap and the lulu's if your a hot beautiful women lulu away

but the cows aaahhhhhh yuc

[natenator]

I love starbucks.

They never **** up my order - NEVER.

unlike Tim Hortons cocksucking mother****ering piece of shit assholes.

die timmies die you rotten vag ****s

[LIVEHARD]

I love starbucks.

They never **** up my order - NEVER.

unlike Tim Hortons cocksucking mother****ering piece of shit assholes.

die timmies die you rotten vag ****s

lol im killing myself

timm's sucks

i have a great coffee shop real coffee but the F'ker wont open till noon

timms is so shitttttttttt

[Ongeau]

Sorry guys I love Tim's, Starbucks tastes like 10 coffee's in one. holy **** that is some strong ass vomit, I've had it twice and never again. TIm's is almost exactly the same as what I brew at home, and at least Tim's isn't $4.50 for a large. WHAT THE **** is that about?

that being said here are my grips about Tims
1.) food being served in the drive thru.
2.) weekend idiot staff that can't tie their shoes, let alone get your order right
3.) they always put the opening to the ****ing lid on the seam
4.) you almost feel obligated to leave the nickle or dime or whatever is left over, cause everyone does.
5.) 10 people behind the counter working the drivethru that's going nowhere,
6.) standing at the counter while 10 people work the drive thru and I'm waiting ten minutes with nobody else in the store.
7.) People ordering food in the drive thru.
8.) the bathrooms are never ****ing clean anymore, at any of them. ****ing gross.
9.) they need to start enforcing the 20 minute rule, peoplea re there all day long and start to think they own their particular store
10.) people ordering food in the drive thru.

and even after all this, I would still rather go to Tim's then that over ****ing priced piece of shit Starbucks...

[LIVEHARD]

Sorry guys I love Tim's, Starbucks tastes like 10 coffee's in one. holy **** that is some strong ass vomit, I've had it twice and never again. TIm's is almost exactly the same as what I brew at home, and at least Tim's isn't $4.50 for a large. WHAT THE **** is that about?

that being said here are my grips about Tims
1.) food being served in the drive thru.
2.) weekend idiot staff that can't tie their shoes, let alone get your order right
3.) they always put the opening to the ****ing lid on the seam
4.) you almost feel obligated to leave the nickle or dime or whatever is left over, cause everyone does.
5.) 10 people behind the counter working the drivethru that's going nowhere,
6.) standing at the counter while 10 people work the drive thru and I'm waiting ten minutes with nobody else in the store.
7.) People ordering food in the drive thru.
8.) the bathrooms are never ****ing clean anymore, at any of them. ****ing gross.
9.) they need to start enforcing the 20 minute rule, peoplea re there all day long and start to think they own their particular store
10.) people ordering food in the drive thru.

and even after all this, I would still rather go to Tim's then that over ****ing priced piece of shit Starbucks...

hahaha lol !!!!!!!!!!!! nice

[LIVEHARD]

we could talk about coffee time ( CRACK HO time )

Its gets way off side after 11 down the road from work

In toronto we have HOOKER Harvey's as well

fun after dark :yeah

remember nothing good happens after midnight unless it's PINK

[Tiamat]

Tim's is where I go. I hate leaving tip. No one should get tip at a drive thru.

Coffee is good and cheap so they get my $$.

Bathrooms reek of pee. Man it stinks in there.

Agreed on drive thru at Tim's should not be for food. It's coffee and zoom away. People gotta get to work you know.

Night time weekends. Where the hell do they get those people? Takes 5 minutes to get me a coffee with 2 milks. And the place is empty!!!

And still I won't tip a drive thru. Why do people not tip at Mcd's or burger king yet they tip at Timmy's. What's wrong with all of you??

[LIVEHARD]

Ever scene the fat POS's that use the drive through every day

[juggybuggy]

Tim's is where I go. I hate leaving tip. No one should get tip at a drive thru.

Coffee is good and cheap so they get my $$.

Bathrooms reek of pee. Man it stinks in there.

Agreed on drive thru at Tim's should not be for food. It's coffee and zoom away. People gotta get to work you know.

Night time weekends. Where the hell do they get those people? Takes 5 minutes to get me a coffee with 2 milks. And the place is empty!!!

And still I won't tip a drive thru. Why do people not tip at Mcd's or burger king yet they tip at Timmy's. What's wrong with all of you??

It takes them 5 minutes to get your coffee because they all take turns spitting in it because they know you don't tip. :p

I agree with you though, reminds me of the beer store when I used to drink.
there was this hot chick always worked the till, and she had a tip jar, and guys would throw money in there constantly. not me though.
The stupid bitch would be talking on the phone the whole time she was ringing me through, and then give me a dirty look when the change goes in my pocket and not in her tip jar.

[macka]

tip at a timmies? :wtf I'll drink timmies, but I love going to the Seattle Coffee House, as they only hire jailbait hotties, and the coffee is good.

[Scaffer]

brulerie saint-denis ftw and muhc hospital coffee!

[Ongeau]

brulerie saint-denis ftw and muhc hospital coffee!

What?

Excuse me sir, are you having a stroke? call 911. hurry quick

[cdnsoldier]

I love starbucks.

They never **** up my order - NEVER.

unlike Tim Hortons cocksucking mother****ering piece of shit assholes.

die timmies die you rotten vag ****s


Actually here in Toronto Starbucks always screws up my order.I don't complain. They usually give it for free if they screw up. I think I always got it free when they messed up. So I don't complan.Tim's on the otherhand- They NEVER give me the right change . The ones I go to always rip you off a quarter or looney. I always have to make a bllody scene. I'm sure the drivethrough does it purposely since if they even steal a quater off each person figure out how much that is at the end of the shift.

[HoliTheCat]

I start everyday with a Venti Starbucks Doubleshot over Ice. It is 5 shots of espresso and I am pretty sure it even saves lives. For $3.67 I don't mind saving a life.

For those that say a coffee at starbucks is $4.50 - go read the menu again. You can get a cup of coffee for under $2. It is all the specialty espressos that are expensive, and they are the same price anywhere you go (that has quality coffee anyways).

****ing bunch of whiners. And Tim Hortons isn't coffee. It is shit in a cup topped off with cream. It makes me sick in my stomach. Coffee should be strong. It shouldn't be brown colored water.



Holi FTW! Lets make out now.

[LIVEHARD]

I start everyday with a Venti Starbucks Doubleshot over Ice. It is 5 shots of espresso and I am pretty sure it even saves lives. For $3.67 I don't mind saving a life.

For those that say a coffee at starbucks is $4.50 - go read the menu again. You can get a cup of coffee for under $2. It is all the specialty espressos that are expensive, and they are the same price anywhere you go (that has quality coffee anyways).

****ing bunch of whiners. And Tim Hortons isn't coffee. It is shit in a cup topped off with cream. It makes me sick in my stomach. Coffee should be strong. It shouldn't be brown colored water.



Holi FTW! Lets make out now.


I like the coffee a the bucks even if it was 5 bucks

its the lulu idiots and the other oblivious POS's it attracts

best bro enjoy the X press O

regarding the make out part ?? I hardly know you

[macka]

Holi,

The starbucks up this way is all ****ed up. I haven't been to the new one yet, but I may go in to see if they have any hotties there.

[kloan]

Can't drink normal cups of Starbuck's coffee... too much caffeine, get gittery...

However, when I used to drink coffee, this is what I'd order:


"Short Long Americano" (aka the Billy Ray, ie; Billy-Ray Cyrus)

- they might do a double-take when you ask for this
- the name sounds weird
- if the chick is hot, you can joke about it/flirt with her
- it's cheap(ish)
- the drink itself tastes great (if done right)

Here's why:

It's a small cup, so the espresso doesn't get wattered down. It's a long shot of espresso, so you get as much out of that single shot as you can. It provides a nice rich tasting cofffee.

[HoliTheCat]

Holi,

The starbucks up this way is all ****ed up. I haven't been to the new one yet, but I may go in to see if they have any hotties there.

I love hotties.

[Richter]

I'm trying to shag a Timmie's Hottie so I can get free coffee all the time. Is that bad?

[cdnsoldier]

I'm trying to shag a Timmie's Hottie so I can get free coffee all the time. Is that bad?

Hmmm I never seen a hot Tim's worker so yeah it might be bad.

[LIVEHARD]

I'm trying to shag a Timmie's Hottie so I can get free coffee all the time. Is that bad?

Sad not bad They make 8 $ a hour

You should buy her a coffee if you decide to tap that ass

[LIVEHARD]

Hmmm I never seen a hot Tim's worker so yeah it might be bad.

thats also true

i hope she has her own tooth's & speaks English ??

good luck with that

no Tims hotties in Toronto if you doubt it

ask the soldier i'm sure he will back me on this one

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

i just brew my own cheaper and always the way i like it:o


TVG

[macka]

I love hotties.

we all do

[macka]

i just brew my own cheaper and always the way i like it:o


TVG

I want to get a decent expresso/capacino machine, so I can make my own.

[LIVEHARD]

I want to get a decent expresso/capacino machine, so I can make my own.

haver one spend the 800-1000 $$ FIEAMA /BArista

[BritishColumbian]

I'm trying to shag a Timmie's Hottie so I can get free coffee all the time. Is that bad?

Really? that sounds odd to me, I have never seen a Timmie's hottie, they just dont have them here. They are more like Timmie's creatures of the bog.
:puff

[LIVEHARD]

Really? that sounds odd to me, I have never seen a Timmie's hottie, they just dont have them here. They are more like Timmie's creatures of the bog.
:puff

van is full of HOTTIES

I will have to pack some extra T/ENTH and viagra
LOL

[Bowlcut]

I want to get a decent expresso/capacino machine, so I can make my own.

My aunt has a nice illy one that normally goes for about $1500-2000. Super sexy but more importantly is super easy.
Might be hard to justify with your "loan officer" though.

[LIVEHARD]

My aunt has a nice illy one that normally goes for about $1500-2000. Super sexy but more importantly is super easy.
Might be hard to justify with your "loan officer" though.

Dose she take VISA and where do i SWIPE my card ??