Dude on da juice flipped on me at Costco

[trainharder]

Hey bros,

Until yesterday, I used to believe that Roid Rage was a bodybuilding myth. Was I ever proven wrong.

I was enjoying some leisurely Sunday shopping at the Merivale Costco yesterday. As is often the case, they were out of carts at the front of the store. Luckily for me, I noticed an empty cart that appeared abandoned. Abandonned, except for the Blue Ray DVD edition of The Notebook. Now I typically wouldn't chance stealing some other dude's cart, but based on the owner's choice of movies, I figured it was worth the gamble.

So I'm minding my own business, when some 'roid head comes my way, his arms loaded with egg whites and steaks, accusing me of stealing his cart. Figuring this guy couldn't possibly be a fan of the Notebook, I proceed to inform him that he was mistaken.

Well that's when the steroids kicked in! The guy got right in my face, grabbed my shirt and asked me if I wanted to fight. Now, I've watched UFC a couple times so I'm sure I can handle myself, but I didn't want to get my Costco membership revoked, so I declined and apologized.

Why such roid rage? :)

ps: Would some dball help me bulk up? I want to be ready for this guy next time I run into him at Costco!

[natenator]

blahahhaah

oh man! thanks for the laugh!!! I needed that lol

[#8]

nate?

[tex]

har har har

[talon05]

That was awsome bro..lmao

[nitrous]

it made me laugh lol

[Ritch]

That is the best post I`ve read in a long time. It merits an extra green square if I were sheriff.

[IronRobi]

blahahhaah

oh man! thanks for the laugh!!! I needed that lol

Geez bro, you should really stay away from costco! That place will get you arrested! hahaha

[BAM]

good one..

green worthy

[Benny62]

good 1

[Avitoholis]

That was hilarious, thanks.

[drdnj]

hahahahaha.....nice!

[keypak]

dude you have no idea.
The other day I was out dirtin on the bikes with the little guy and we were by the road when some guy jumps from his moving car. After chasing the car down, buddy pulls out his boxer from the car and is just peaking!!! Dude is freaking in the middle of the road beating the hell out of both dog and car.
Maybe he was the same guy from merivale costco. Sounds like his MO.
Either way............ You'd think people would take a clue and lower the test a bit.

[dinosaur]

ha ha!

[elmatador]

thats hilarious...good one

[declan]

You got nate good man, funny.

[Danger]

Awesome post +1 !!!

[Big D]

hahahahha so good

[marino]

lmao

[St]

haha.

[Solo59]

Obviously, you've never seen "The Notebook". That's macho hardcore, Bro, for the more sensitive roid rager.:rolleyes:

Solo

[bossman_1986]

LOL

[SmallieBigs]

Very nice... High five! Or maybe just some green...

[BritishColumbian]

LOL @ You


Now, I've watched UFC a couple times so I'm sure I can handle myself, but I didn't want to get my Costco membership revoked, so I declined and apologized.

You should write comedy for the movies! G4U

[liquidfire]

Haha, great stuff!

[MMASTAR]

Wow.. i wish i could have seen the look on my own face when i read the thread title..nicely done..

[Drummer]

hahhaahhahahahaaaaaa!

[greekgod]

LOL!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while....

[novicebuilder]

omg this and that other thread are the funniest things ive read in a long time!

[Socially_Inept]

hahaha

youd think hed have put down the egg whites and steaks before the confrontation

[z83]

hahaha, awesome

[MikeyFXD35]

Yeah, you need to what out for those guys on steroids...LOL

[LIVEHARD]

when do the dball's go on sale at cosco ??
what's the limit per customer ??
do you think there will be a line up ??
I would hate it if someone took my cart !

what's next you think??

zellers is going to let the muscle bound shop there as well what a world we live in

[4031]

lol, that was awsome!

[Gettin'r'round]

We need more posts like this one, lol. Nice laugh to start the day.

[manfreakca]

didnt i just read the opposite of this thread??

[natenator]

didnt i just read the opposite of this thread??
yes lol

[shithead]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[shithead]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAhAH

[downtown]

well played

[gustavo77]

Too ****ing funny....nice one...

[killer40]

That is so funny. I freaked out on a guy at the Nanaimo BC costco for pushing in front of me in line,lol. Im on roids but he was a ass and deserved my RAGE. Seems if your on roids Costco is a place to stay away from.