turboturist
13-05-2009, 10:03 AM
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."