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Anyone ever try one?
http://www.fleshlight.com/
spitfire
02-05-2009, 03:21 PM
No but the real thing feels much better.
Yes it does, but my wife won't keep up with my roid drive lol. She usually is not a 2-3 times/day gal and I only get it about every other day and if I am lucky then I might get twice in one day.... She bought me this green sleeve thing that she uses on me sometimes when she isn't in the mood and it has ripped so she said that she is going to buy a new one.
spitfire
02-05-2009, 03:36 PM
Try it out, let us know. Take one for the team.
Or if you have money, you can try this.
http://www.realdoll.com/
waderow
02-05-2009, 03:44 PM
i would bang a real doll. Some are kinda hot.
I would pepper this little bitch doll..........
someone must have tried one... DK???
the-vanilla-gorilla
02-05-2009, 04:03 PM
the fleshlights r sweet id get one !
but i dont need it!
TVG
the cleaning part must be a bitch
gicantor
02-05-2009, 04:21 PM
the cleaning part must be a bitch
Wash,rinse,repeat.
Ritch
02-05-2009, 05:06 PM
Yes it does, but my wife won't keep up with my roid drive lol. She usually is not a 2-3 times/day gal and I only get it about every other day and if I am lucky then I might get twice in one day.... She bought me this green sleeve thing that she uses on me sometimes when she isn't in the mood and it has ripped so she said that she is going to buy a new one.
LOL!
someone must have tried one... DK???
haha for $6,499 ill just stick to pornhub
MuSuLPhReAk
02-05-2009, 08:03 PM
Wow, they've gone up in price. I believe they were $2k back in 2003.
haha for $6,499 ill just stick to pornhub
I meant the fleshlight for 59.99....:hit
I meant the fleshlight for 59.99....:hit
o shitt, never tried one.
i get nervous enough buying condoms haha, but i did buy condoms and baby food at the same time and the bitch clerk laughed at me and said she wasnt even gonna ask.
little did she know i just really like strawberry babyfood
macka
02-05-2009, 11:10 PM
o shitt, never tried one.
i get nervous enough buying condoms haha, but i did buy condoms and baby food at the same time and the bitch clerk laughed at me and said she wasnt even gonna ask.
little did she know i just really like strawberry babyfood
you should have said you needed the condoms to keep your gf from getting HPV
INked
03-05-2009, 12:07 AM
Anyone ever try one?
http://www.fleshlight.com/:mock
The fleshlight is in the mail along with a few toys for my wife. When it gets here, I'll let you know how it is. In the meantime, any ideas in increasing my wife's libido to match my 2-3 times a day roid drive?
Houstonbc
07-05-2009, 02:00 AM
viagra works on women too i heard
anavar at 5mg day would do it if shes into the supplements
natenator
07-05-2009, 08:34 AM
viagra works on women too i heard
anavar at 5mg day would do it if shes into the supplements
who cares if she is. crush that shit up in her cereal lol
physique
07-05-2009, 09:46 AM
The fleshlight is in the mail along with a few toys for my wife. When it gets here, I'll let you know how it is. In the meantime, any ideas in increasing my wife's libido to match my 2-3 times a day roid drive?
**** her sister
Here is the report on the fleshlight... I ordered it online, but my wife bought one at a local adult store. It feels amazing, she used it on me last night and it feels like the real thing! I highly recommend it and it is a great substitute for when she is not in the mood. I really can't believe how real it feels.
INked
10-05-2009, 06:41 PM
Told my lady this site was top notch,she takes it upon herself to take a peek and comes across this sub-par post!Keep up the good work boys!:wtf
Told my lady this site was top notch,she takes it upon herself to take a peek and comes across this sub-par post!Keep up the good work boys!:wtf
Subpar huh... maybe after your girl reads this she is thinking hmmmm... I should buy my guy a fleshlight!
Told my lady this site was top notch,she takes it upon herself to take a peek and comes across this sub-par post!Keep up the good work boys!:wtf
Might also be lucky that she came across this one as opposed to the several pics of penis clits in another off topic thread.
INked
10-05-2009, 08:42 PM
Subpar huh... maybe after your girl reads this she is thinking hmmmm... I should buy my guy a fleshlight!I would bet ya 50 Apotex Dbols she ain't thinking that!!:popc
I would bet ya 50 Apotex Dbols she ain't thinking that!!:popc
You must be intrigued because you keep coming back to read this post. :beat
**** it im gonna get one, just for the hell of it haha
**** it im gonna get one, just for the hell of it haha
You'll will like it, it feels so real! If you don't want to order it online, you can get it at the adult store on Mcleod Trail SW, next to popeyes supplements.
kawikaratekid
10-05-2009, 09:06 PM
who cares if she is. crush that shit up in her cereal lol
lol that and some rufees and you'll be golden!! Once she wakes up you'll be able to hit it again ;)
You'll will like it, it feels so real! If you don't want to order it online, you can get it at the adult store on Mcleod Trail SW, next to popeyes supplements.
in the 11 minute time span from my last post i already ordered online haha.
I dont even want it, i just wanna give it a go, i dont understand how it can feel real.
****in shippin costs as much as the damn thing
kawikaratekid
10-05-2009, 09:08 PM
Might also be lucky that she came across this one as opposed to the several pics of penis clits in another off topic thread.
hahaha that would have been golden! I'm sure she would have been rattled after seeing that. "Is this the type of shit you're looking at on here all the time?" lol...
kawikaratekid
10-05-2009, 09:10 PM
in the 11 minute time span from my last post i already ordered online haha.
I dont even want it, i just wanna give it a go, i dont understand how it can feel real.
****in shippin costs as much as the damn thing
If you like it too I may have to get one. I've never used a masturbatory aid other then my opposite hand - and it still feels like someone else ;)
in the 11 minute time span from my last post i already ordered online haha.
I dont even want it, i just wanna give it a go, i dont understand how it can feel real.
****in shippin costs as much as the damn thing
Ha ha... after giving it a go, you will keep it for backup just in case those 7 ladies you have on the go all realize that you are screwing all of them lol.
If you like it too I may have to get one. I've never used a masturbatory aid other then my opposite hand - and it still feels like someone else ;)
Trust me, it feels almost like the real thing it is incredible. When my wife put it on me, I knew instantly that I won't feel so bummed when she is not in the mood. The real thing is always going to be better, but this thing is amazing, feels way better than some bj's I have in the past.
Trust me, it feels almost like the real thing it is incredible. When my wife put it on me, I knew instantly that I won't feel so bummed when she is not in the mood. The real thing is always going to be better, but this thing is amazing, feels way better than some bj's I have in the past.
which interior did you get?
i just got the original, didnt feel like gettin fancy
which interior did you get?
i just got the original, didnt feel like gettin fancy
I got the original, but now I am intrigued by the others because of how damn good this thing feels.
kloan
10-05-2009, 10:22 PM
Be sure not to use petroleum-based lubes... that shit will disintegrate faster than you can bust a nut. :D
tripleA
11-05-2009, 10:46 AM
The fleshlight is in the mail along with a few toys for my wife. When it gets here, I'll let you know how it is. In the meantime, any ideas in increasing my wife's libido to match my 2-3 times a day roid drive?
Well tell her to date a good looking guy, that will increase her sex drive. :laugh
tony_canuck
11-05-2009, 01:49 PM
I see there's a patent on it. i would've like to see the guy/girls face at the patent office "yes I've got the paperwork for a portable pussy - very lifelike...."
I was working the door last night at a club in downtown toronto, and a guy had a backpack he was brining into the bar so i had to search it.
He had what looked like a huge mug with a screw on lid so i made him open it......
when the lid came off it revealed a cylindrical plastic pussy. Yes. This happened for real.
Ritch
11-05-2009, 04:48 PM
Say are these fleshlights dishwasher safe?
Say are these fleshlights dishwasher safe?
Nope. Can't use soap on the as it will break down the material. Can't use any oil or petroleum products with it either. For cleaning water with a little bit of rubbing alcohol.
I was working the door last night at a club in downtown toronto, and a guy tried had a backpack he was brining into the bar so i had to search it.
He had what looked like a huge mug with a screw on lid so i made him open it......
when the lid came off it revealed a cylindrical plastic pussy. Yes. This happened for real.
Hah hah... he was traveling with it... wtf?
Ritch
11-05-2009, 07:12 PM
Say are these fleshlights dishwasher safe?
I`ll quote myself here, to say I wasen`t serious about the dishwasher comment. It was a joke. That would be ****ing disgusting to put something you were jabbing your wang in then came in to put it in the dishwasher where other people will be using the same glasses and utensils. Imagine going to a friends house for dinner to open up his dishwasher and see one of those! I`d suggest we order in....
I`ll quote myself here, to say I wasen`t serious about the dishwasher comment. It was a joke. That would be ****ing disgusting to put something you were jabbing your wang in then came in to put it in the dishwasher where other people will be using the same glasses and utensils. Imagine going to a friends house for dinner to open up his dishwasher and see one of those! I`d suggest we order in....
Blah... its Monday and I am slow... it would be quite funny thought when you think about it lol.
One time my old roomate back in college was out of town for a few days. I was getting freaky with this chick who brought over a few of her sex toys. I used a few of her dildos on her and when we were done, she put them on the kitchen counter as she was going to clean them off. Something came up and she forget about them on the counter without cleaning them and we stepped out for a bite to eat. When we got home, my buddy came back early with his girl friend. His girl was so disgusted that she refused to eat at our place. My buddy later told me it turned him on and that he was trying to convince his girl to let him use them on her lol. He is now married to her and she still does not like me much.
IronRobi
12-05-2009, 09:27 AM
So did you guys order this from their u.s. website? Wonder what customs would say when they inspect the package! hahaha
So did you guys order this from their u.s. website? Wonder what customs would say when they inspect the package! hahaha
Well I ordered it from a Canadian site, but my wife didn't know I ordered it with a few toys for her and she went out and bought one at an adult shop in calgary. Not sure what I will do with 2. Anyone want to buy one?
Well it is official, my wife is jealous of the fleshlight lol. She used it on me this weekend 3 times and I loved every minute of it and she knew it. Last night we start fooling around and she proceeds to do some oral and then I reach into the night stand and take out the fleshlight and she said are you serious? I told her yes, so she used it. Tonight I come home and she is all over me and when I reached for the fleshlight she smacked my hand and asked me if it feels better than her. I made the mistake of saying, well it only feels better because I don't have to wear a condom. Well now she is insulted... women will never understand how much condoms suck.
Ritch
12-05-2009, 10:38 PM
Well it is official, my wife is jealous of the fleshlight lol. She used it on me this weekend 3 times and I loved every minute of it and she knew it. Last night we start fooling around and she proceeds to do some oral and then I reach into the night stand and take out the fleshlight and she said are you serious? I told her yes, so she used it. Tonight I come home and she is all over me and when I reached for the fleshlight she smacked my hand and asked me if it feels better than her. I made the mistake of saying, well it only feels better because I don't have to wear a condom. Well now she is insulted... women will never understand how much condoms suck.
That`s awesome, that fleshlight is going to make her want you more.
gsxr750
12-05-2009, 10:46 PM
Just tell her the fleshlight doesn't have an asshole....................
Just tell her the fleshlight doesn't have an asshole.................... holy f@ck...this is gold right here...anal sex here you come!!
holy shit, my wife just rocked my world! She gets 120% for this one... lol this is great. Every-time she starts slacking in bed I can use the fleshlight as motivator for her!
Just tell her the fleshlight doesn't have an asshole....................
actually, I believe you can get it with an anus or pussy.
physique
14-05-2009, 10:24 AM
You'll will like it, it feels so real! If you don't want to order it online, you can get it at the adult store on Mcleod Trail SW, next to popeyes supplements.
one stop corner. grab your protein and creatine and a fleshlight. lmao is there a gym,grocery store and a bank there too? jesus sounds like the perfect street corner.
physique
14-05-2009, 10:28 AM
why do u have to use a condom? why doesnt she go on the pill. and how do ya lube the fleshlight? spit?
why do u have to use a condom? why doesnt she go on the pill. and how do ya lube the fleshlight? spit?
My wife did the depo shot before and it really messed with her natural hormones and trashed her sex drive. The pill did the same thing and she just felt tired and depressed on it. It took some time for her to start feeling better. Estrogen and Progesterones are really nasty shit to play with and can really screw up a lot of things in a female body. I would never want her to go through that again.
As far as lube goes, water based lubes feel so good. Like Ky or astro glide or any water based lube that you can buy at any store that sells condoms. Spit would dry up way too fast unless your a 15 second type of guy.
one stop corner. grab your protein and creatine and a fleshlight. lmao is there a gym,grocery store and a bank there too? jesus sounds like the perfect street corner.
Actually there is a world health club about 2 blocks away, another supplement store across the street called samsons.... the owner of samsons is a cool guy with a lot of knowledge. No grocery store though.
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