At Home Steroid Test

[meathead]

These are selling at walgreens in the US.
Kind of intresting if you want to know if your gear is bunk or not.

Link:

http://www.phamatech.com/p-steroidtest.html

The At Home™ Steroid Test (Model 9125) is the first steroid test available in major drug store chains. This test will identify the 11 most commonly abused steroids if they are present in the test sample. Test samples are analyzed by the latest and most advanced gas chromatography/mass spectrometry equipment. Results are provided with the identity and quantity of all of the steroids recognized by this kit. Test results are 99% accurate and 100% confidential. This new test is now available at Walgreens Drug Stores.

Phamatech realized there was an existing need for an affordable steroid test that could be utilized by parents, teachers, coaches, personal trainers and athletic groups. "People of all age groups and genders are abusing steroids" said Carl Mongiovi, Vice President of Phamatech, "or (perhaps worse) they are ingesting black market substances they believe to be steroids in order to enhance their performance or appearance Laboratory testing will be performed by the newest division of Phamatech: Forensic Toxicology Services, which last year gained US Department of Health and Human Services (SAMHSA) approval, and is a California Clinical and CLIA licensed laboratory.

[wmk]

This will be useful :)

[spitfire]

Cool. If it works, it'll help the community out.

But it will also be abused by shills.

[Ritch]

This looks like it`s a real site and product, but am having a hard time beleiving it`s real.

[meathead]

It sells at walgreens department store, its legit. It was also advertised in mens health

[Ongeau]

so let me understand, you write your name, address (return Shipping info) pee in a cup giving proof that you have AAS in your blood stream, ship it to some company and hope they don't tell anyone? Ok so maybe there is implied confidentiallity and if they release your name to the authorities then you have a case to sue them over, but what if it is the authorities and you get popped? then your going to be so far up the shitter with problems.

Just keep your wits about you guys, we need to figure out a way to ship your piss anonymously. and still get your results without any implications.

I want to order a kit and see what's involved? if I ship my piss (presumably with gear in it lol) across the border does the FBI get involved. is this an import/export issue? will they even respond to Canadian requests?

[Ritch]

so let me understand, you write your name, address (return Shipping info) pee in a cup giving proof that you have AAS in your blood stream, ship it to some company and hope they don't tell anyone? Ok so maybe there is implied confidentiallity and if they release your name to the authorities then you have a case to sue them over, but what if it is the authorities and you get popped? then your going to be so far up the shitter with problems.

Just keep your wits about you guys, we need to figure out a way to ship your piss anonymously. and still get your results without any implications.

I want to order a kit and see what's involved? if I ship my piss (presumably with gear in it lol) across the border does the FBI get involved. is this an import/export issue? will they even respond to Canadian requests?


I don`t trust this system either. I thought it was an in home test kit, not the send your piss in the mail system. With the witch currently going on my spidey senses are tingling here...

[meathead]

I'm in Vancouver so all I have to do is go on a day trip to the US do some shopping, go to Walgreen's while on a cycle, buy the kit, piss in the cup and send it off.

While I'm down there get a PO box and have the results sent there.

The test is mainly for parents, coaches ect... that want to test there kids.

[Ritch]

I bet you soon there will be a rec drug test kit right beside this one at Wallgreen`s. Poor kids todya, having to get their urine tested for all this shit... I guess it`s a good and bad thing at the same time.

[meathead]

I think there already is. Also ones that use hair samples.

As for the AAS kit. I believe you can get the results from the website with a PIN number so no return addy is needed or PO box.

Results can be transmitted via encrypted email to your personal email account.

You can also phone to get your results.

[hellfish]

"...11 most commonly abused steroids...."

They don't mean the misspelled ones and prohormones labelled on the box do they?

[deleteduser0001]

"...11 most commonly abused steroids...."

They don't mean the misspelled ones and prohormones labelled on the box do they?

not unless they invented a test for "snake oil" or "placebo"

[Gib]

That sounds like an awfully expensive and overly complicated way to possibly bust a few recreational AAS users.

btw to get a PO Box you have to provide ID and your residence is then kept on file by wherever you are getting the PO Box...so that wouldnt really help you much...

[deleteduser0001]

That sounds like an awfully expensive and overly complicated way to possibly bust a few recreational AAS users.

btw to get a PO Box you have to provide ID and your residence is then kept on file by wherever you are getting the PO Box...so that wouldnt really help you much...

I agree. too many tinfoil hats.

[Dragoon]

i've also seen the test advertised in Muscular Development. I really doubt the cops are in on it.

[meathead]

There's this one as well but its more expensive

http://www.steroidconfirm.com/features.html

[chan_ho_nam]

Why the hell would they have epitestosterone on there? You're body produces that naturally anyway, of course you'll get a positive. Same goes for plain old test...

[BAM]

I think there already is. Also ones that use hair samples.

As for the AAS kit. I believe you can get the results from the website with a PIN number so no return addy is needed or PO box.

Results can be transmitted via encrypted email to your personal email account.

You can also phone to get your results.

NIce..

Now someone has to try it and post their results here. :)

[meathead]

Why the hell would they have epitestosterone on there? You're body produces that naturally anyway, of course you'll get a positive. Same goes for plain old test...

The amount of testosterone your body naturally produces is significantly lower than the amount one would take for performance enhancement (muscle building)

Its that elevation of testosterone that these kits find in your urine.