Help - How Can I Get Rid of This Fast

[PdH]

So...

[kloan]

Hmm.. I dunno man, that's tough... Arnica cream could help, or something with Calendula and Witch hazel in it.

[PdH]

Hmm.. I dunno man, that's tough... Arnica cream could help, or something with Calendula and Witch hazel in it.

Thanks kloan. I'll try some arnica in the morning.

[Dk]

sorry this isnt really an answer to your question, but i dont really see the harm in telling her the truth?

big deal, you pinched some skin putting dumbells down and it bled under the skin, she probably wont even care it was only 5lbs

[bottleneckblooz]

Maybe some make up?

[Ongeau]

shit, it's a little blood, poke it with a pin if you want and drain it, but it will go away in a few weeks.

tell her its a hickey from an Ex. lol

[waderow]

i would make a point of bringing it up, and then it will get her thinking of your poor peepee that needs a kiss better.
but yeah, dude, 5pounds? dont use your peepee next time

[Gettin'r'round]

Get some skin colored coverup makeup.

While not the same, I took a 65lb hex to my inner calf/shin last night, owww.

[Sean Summers]

Please tell me this is a joke thread.
SS

[natenator]

Please tell me this is a joke thread.
SS
ahhh! SS to bring back the reality :D

Dude, you still doing Ottawa next month?

[Ritch]

5lbs couldn't have left too bad of a mark

:mock

[PdH]

:mock

And calamity shall cover the mocker (45:50)

[megwell]

Just tell her that you got a boner and it's so powerful you bruised yourself
Or here's a thought .....: tell the truth if she asks

[PdH]

This thread is stupid. My attempt at humour failed miserably. :o I need sleep.