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the-vanilla-gorilla
22-04-2009, 05:19 PM
OK!
so earler today i decided to look at a lil porn and jerkoff!
so my stoopid ass forgot to grab some tissue and i blew my load on my pplate i had just ate from :( i kno i kno ****ing gross. Well after i finished off to some great milf porn. My ass decided to hit the link to midget porn for a laugh! so i did i giggle and decided to take a shower. WELL! my women decided to come home for lunch. Sees the wadd all over the plate hits the mouse to see whats on the screen and i forgot to close the shit!
Now she thinks i wanna **** midgets!


she wont stop bugging me !


TVG
the-vanilla-gorilla
22-04-2009, 05:20 PM
anyone have shit like this happen top them before?
ironwill
22-04-2009, 05:25 PM
anyone have shit like this happen top them before?
were they male or female midgets......???:flowers
the-vanilla-gorilla
22-04-2009, 05:27 PM
it was a female one with a black normal dude!


TVG
BritishColumbian
22-04-2009, 05:36 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha, thats one of the funniest things Ive heard in a long time!
You made my day! Thank you for that!
waderow
22-04-2009, 07:12 PM
If I could give you rep... I would LOLOLOLOL **** me

I never ever want to get caught looking at midget porn
the-vanilla-gorilla
22-04-2009, 07:15 PM
NO YOU DONT!
Richter
22-04-2009, 07:45 PM
Ask the Hammer... I think he shagged a midget once...
the-vanilla-gorilla
22-04-2009, 07:53 PM
really he ****ed a midget?



TVG
guest
22-04-2009, 07:56 PM
really he ****ed a midget?



TVG

its been verified. 100% true.
natenator
22-04-2009, 08:18 PM
If I could give you rep... I would LOLOLOLOL **** me

I never ever want to get caught looking at midget porn
but the animal porn you routinely watch is perfect fine to get caught watching ;)
Big D
22-04-2009, 08:44 PM
hahahhah TVG best story ever lol , i'd give you more rep if I can, **** thats a good one ...


well a good friend of mine back in the day when everyone was using napster, he was downloading just regular porn, he let it download all day. well his mom came home and went on the comp she found the porn. it turns out the porn was a dog ****ing a girl LOL... man his mom was disgusted with him...
the-vanilla-gorilla
22-04-2009, 08:46 PM
lol no doubt!

mom musta just triped!


TVG
Ritch
22-04-2009, 08:57 PM
Sorry can`t relate to your story. I was funny though. "Came into a plate..." I was sure you were going to say something about someone eating the cum off your plate for some reason.
PdH
23-04-2009, 12:08 AM
anyone have shit like this happen top them before?

No. But I'll certainly be extra cautious when I'm jerking off and watching midget porn from now on. Damn, I can't even imagine how embarrassing that would be, and she'll never let it go. The next fight you have she'll be retorting 'Well at least I don't want to **** a midget'!
waderow
23-04-2009, 12:10 AM
I think we have all looked and wacked off to porn that we are not proud of.
PdH
23-04-2009, 12:22 AM
I think we have all looked and wacked off to porn that we are not proud of.

Don't make me think about it!
kawikaratekid
23-04-2009, 12:26 AM
hahaha that's a sweet story. what did she say? **** i'm still laughing now...