Do You Take Shits At Work?

[UkrainianGuy]

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[the-vanilla-gorilla]

i do but im on the highway so i jjust walk into the forest and shit!wipe my ass and work!

sometimes if i have soupass ill drive up to a shiter!



TVG

[Dk]

**** yah, ive beat off at work haha

[L3]

i give the toilet seat a once-over with soap&tp

[jsv22]

**** yah, ive beat off at work haha

LMAO ya i've done both too,

[Ritch]

I always take a shit right before leaving, so it rarely happens. Only once where I `m working at now and it was because I ate at the restaurant before work. If I shit in a public bathroom it`s because if I dont, I will shit myself.

Once in high school, I had to shit and it was 10am. I held it in all day, went to the gym, then finally took my shit when I got home around 7pm. In high school anytime we saw somone shitting, we`d wet some brown paper and just launch it at the person taking a shit. There would have been too many people waiting to get me back. What I find absolutely digusting is when your cock touches a part of the toilet in a public bathroom, either the side of the seat or the porcelain part in front of you.

[Gib]

i dont usually take shits at work, but i sure as hell leave them...

[spitfire]

no

[waderow]

i totally want to bang that chick. **** me. dont you guys want to bang her?

[waderow]

oh yeah, and back to topic... yes I beat off at work everyday, and if i dont during the day I stay late and do after close.
ususally I have chopped one down by 800am ED

[Ritch]

i totally want to bang that chick. **** me. dont you guys want to bang her?

NO!

[kloan]

^^haha... i would

[PdH]

i totally want to bang that chick. **** me. dont you guys want to bang her?

I'd bang her. A bunch of times.

[PdH]

and if i dont during the day I stay late and do after close.

Why? You got something special at work?

[Felinecougar]

In Japan you squat. Not a relaxing position for the average person.

[Houstonbc]

shes not big enough for Ritch?

[oster]

i totally want to bang that chick. **** me. dont you guys want to bang her?

Oh yea! Very cute!

[waderow]

NO!

lol why not dude? is it because she pooped? all girls poop.

[waderow]

Why? You got something special at work?

time to browse porn mostly is the culprit, which now has become a routine

[St]

You need hot chicks to beat off at work,but what about the girl at the Tanning salon haha.
Do anyone of you fart when your are tanning.

[DFA_DFA]

yes i poop at work.

[buildinthaskinnys]

In Japan you squat. Not a relaxing position for the average person.

Did you know this is the natural position? When you sit on a toilet an lean over you are actually pinching off your lower intestine to a certain degree.

all this talk got me movin!! See yah in ten!! lol

[tex]

whenever i gotta shit...i take a shit....who cares where you are....

[waderow]

You need hot chicks to beat off at work,but what about the girl at the Tanning salon haha.
Do anyone of you fart when your are tanning.

last time i tanned i beat off

[PdH]

last time i tanned i beat off

You sir, are the King of Masturbation. :D

[waderow]

noone here has ever beated off in the tanning bed?
I thought that was why there is a courtesy tissue box

[Born2Juice4Ever]

last time i tanned i beat off


OH SHIT!! hahhahahhaha me tooooooooooooooo


I used to wack off all the time in my early 20s at the tanning salon...the chick at the counter was so damn hot WOW!! REALLY!! She was around 5 years older, and holy **** very very hot blonde:)

In regards to taking dumps at work: No. The entire building would have to evacuated and quarantined shortly after ;)


B2J

[waderow]

yours was 5 years older? LOL mine is about 13 years younger hahahah

[Ritch]

shes not big enough for Ritch?

Ha ha! No it`s not that, I just look at her and get zero sexual stimulation, it`s not about the pooping. And her body is just average nothing great, not disgustingly fat, but does seem kinda fat in the ass in those jeans, and she has skinny arms, not a good sign...

[kloan]

^^nice observations.. you've given it some serious thought :D

[Amoral]

Saves on TP hah

[SmallieBigs]

A: chick's alright... don't like the poopy talk though...

B: i poop at work whenever need be... i've learned it's better than holding it in (tough on body)... I just clean the **** outta that seat like I'm a CSI cleanup crew 1st..

C: honestly don't think I could rub one out in a tanning bed... not enough room to get comforatable... elbows/arms all squished in... I prefer those nice good jerks... you know noone will be home for hours, close the blinds, lock the door, get some good porn goin on the comp/tv, a tub of ur fav jerk-juice, and a box of tissues.... set-up and tear down of this operation can take a while, but it's nice knowing you don't have to "x-out" of the website/video/whatever, hide the jerk-juice under the couch, pull ur pants up in the seconds it takes for whoever to get from the door to the living room.... I love those ones.... better than the "are you almost done in there? I need to use the washroom..."

[Ritch]

A: chick's alright... don't like the poopy talk though...

B: i poop at work whenever need be... i've learned it's better than holding it in (tough on body)... I just clean the **** outta that seat like I'm a CSI cleanup crew 1st..

C: honestly don't think I could rub one out in a tanning bed... not enough room to get comforatable... elbows/arms all squished in... I prefer those nice good jerks... you know noone will be home for hours, close the blinds, lock the door, get some good porn goin on the comp/tv, a tub of ur fav jerk-juice, and a box of tissues.... set-up and tear down of this operation can take a while, but it's nice knowing you don't have to "x-out" of the website/video/whatever, hide the jerk-juice under the couch, pull ur pants up in the seconds it takes for whoever to get from the door to the living room.... I love those ones.... better than the "are you almost done in there? I need to use the washroom..."

That is rep worthy material there my friend!

[SmallieBigs]

hahahahah... thanks Ritch... don't think i've got any yet... don't know if i can even give it... never been part of a board till this one... don't know how that works...

oh ya...

D: Lettering your points in a response is hella cool...

[Ritch]

hahahahah... thanks Ritch... don't think i've got any yet... don't know if i can even give it... never been part of a board till this one... don't know how that works...

oh ya...

D: Lettering your points in a response is hella cool...

To see if you`ve got any reps, just click on the user cp that is on the upper left side of your screen. They`re all there. So I guess you can tell others I was your first! The whole rep system is explained in the FAQ right near the user cp area.

[SmallieBigs]

To see if you`ve got any reps, just click on the user cp that is on the upper left side of your screen. They`re all there. So I guess you can tell others I was your first! The whole rep system is explained in the FAQ right near the user cp area.

Thanks... I now understand... read up and apparently i got rep on my 1st post... but you'll always be my 1st and i want the world to know it.... check the sig.... :lol

[Ritch]

Oh no! Now I`m damned to eternal gayness!!!

[#8]

I used to save my shits till I got to work so I would get paid to take it. I would also bring in my own high quality toilet paper to avoid the sand paper tearing my asshole apart with my multiple wipes.

[Ritch]

I used to save my shits till I got to work so I would get paid to take it. I would also bring in my own high quality toilet paper to avoid the sand paper tearing my asshole apart with my multiple wipes.

I wonder which paper is worse. The sand paper stuff, or the super thin see thru paper that your fingers pierce through while wipping and end up getting shit on them? Then while you`re wipping the shit off your fingers with more toilet paper, your cock accidently touches the seat or the porcelain part between the seat. Disgusting.

[#8]

^^^Bahahahahaha....dude that made me burst out laughing out loud!! How much ****ing cred do i have to spread around here!!! GOLD dude! Gold!

Put up an avatar already dude. Its so easy to do.

[O-Train]

Usually a couple times. Right after lunch and sometimes before I go home. I don't see how it's avoidable when you're eating a lot of food.

[tex]

one time, my father helped me deliver a car that i was selling(we towed it on trailer). it was a 20 hour drive each way so we took turns driving. on the way back we stopped at a taco bell to eat. a 6 pack of tacos and 2 burritos later we are driving away. fast foward 1 hour when my colon is near eruption and I am begging him to pull over Anywhere cuz I am due to blow any second. So i hit this truck stop bathroom just outside Houston, Tx and it was like God was talking to me.....surely a near death experience as i was sweating like a slave while squeezing my cheeks together.......then the most amazing thing happened when i went to wipe i felt something brush against my knuckles so I stand up to find my turd had hit bottom and stood STRAIGHT up out of the water at least 3 inches and was saluting me......needless to say i did not flush..... the moral of this story is....if you shit in strange places sometimes strange and wonderful things happen to you ;)

[SmallieBigs]

hahahhaha.... wtf tex?!?!?!

That's a messed up, yet great story... thanks

[waderow]

thats is awesome and definitely a memorable moment Tex. Congrats!

[UkrainianGuy]

so like i guess u didnt chew eh!?

:D

[Big D]

I never poo, thats how i gain weight. all of you guys that are trying to gain weight should know this by now.

but when i burp it smells like shit .. weird

[icey_boi]

LOL

[8heyzeus4]

I save my shits for work. That way when Im sitting on the nice officer toilett I can think to myself, "Im getting paid to do this!". That thought always helps me push the rest of it out effortlessly

[waderow]

I take sometimes 3-4 poops. Depends how much calories I take in. Lately, I am leaning out so one poop at work, and one at home generally. When a person is eating 5 meals a day, its hard not to always be pooping.
Speaking of pooping, you guys ever see the southpark where they poop backwards after putting food up their asses?

[kloan]

Put up an avatar already dude. Its so easy to do.
i told him to find me a frickin video of beetlejuice so i could make him one...

hey Ritch: STILL WAITING! :D

[waderow]

i found a .gif for him, but it was too big