If you 'snapped' and became a serial killer

[BAM]

If you some day snapped and decided to become a serial killer, what kind of serial killer would you be?

I for one would prey upon ignorant bastards that do not clean up after their dogs. I would wait in the bushes for them and once they started walking away from the steaming fecal matter, I'd lunge out and shoot the dog with a silenced .45 in the head then, at gun point I would force the jerk to eat his dead dogs feces. As he was chewing back the last chunk, I'd punch him in the throat so he choked on it.

[gsxr750]

I'd go after sex offenders and people who charge too much for shipping on Ebay.

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

lol haha

i would prey on internet tuff guys!!!
id beqat them to death with there own computer!

[BAM]

^^ Bring it

:)

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

^^ Bring it

:)

where do you live? lol


TVG

[BAM]

where do you live? lol


TVG


Beside that park with all the dog shit all over the place. :)

[Gettin'r'round]

I'm disturbed you in particular are asking about "snapping". You don't live in the the GTA right?

[BAM]

We'll.. I wouldn't 'hypothetically' hunt in my own neighborhood anyway, so yeah, you should just 'hypothetcally' pick up after your dog to be safe.

hehe

[gsxr750]

I'll watch for BAM on CP24..

BAM do you find it attractive when a hot girl bends over to pick up her dogs doodie? Like, what's going through that babes mind at that very moment... that girl, is a freak.

[waderow]

i hate people who leave dog shit, but dont blame the dog. I would def want the owner to eat it and I would ****ing LAUGH!

[Gib]

the homeless

[gsxr750]

People on welfare that i'd snipe as they leave the beer store..

[AlladdinSane]

The Government.

[#8]

People that tell personal stories during lectures.

Like anyone in class gives a SHIT about what has happened to you in your pathetic life. Put your hand down and STFU

:)

[waderow]

WADEROWS FINAL SOLUTION

okay, in this order:

Government officials and lawmakers would get it first

followed by the criminals and dregs of society

then the ultra left hippies whose hearts bleed at the thought of making a bum work for his money

I would then eliminate pretentious women

then I would move on cocky arrogant men



at this juncture the world is a pretty good place, so I will start to pick on all whom I deem ugly

with the ugly gone, its time to maintain the beauty, so anyone who lets themselves get fat get a bullet at this time

we are now complete in Waderow's global cleansing

[AlladdinSane]

WADEROWS FINAL SOLUTION

okay, in this order:

Government officials and lawmakers would get it first

followed by the criminals and dregs of society

then the ultra left hippies whose hearts bleed at the thought of making a bum work for his money

I would then eliminate pretentious women

then I would move on cocky arrogant men



at this juncture the world is a pretty good place, so I will start to pick on all whom I deem ugly

with the ugly gone, its time to maintain the beauty, so anyone who lets themselves get fat get a bullet at this time

we are now complete in Waderow's global cleansing
:flowers

[Kiem]

Don't shoot the dog. They don't know any better. As for serial killings, I would follow my idol Dexter.

[Seth]

Personally, I'd go after every single people that ****ed with me during my childhood and teenage

Edit: and fat people who hang around in the middle of the aisles in supermarkets

[Big D]

fat chicks, no one needs those

[kloan]

First, I'd eradicate the roads of all the ****ing assholes who drive below the speed limit and insist on changing lanes in front of people who'd like to drive faster than their slow asses.

And then, if I haven't been caught or shot dead yet, I'd start to clear out all radicals and religious zealots.

[guest]

i'd hunt those who pick on the weak. the molesters and child porn freaks, the rapists, the woman beaters, the people that scam seniors, those who abuse animals.......just general pieces of shit. i could buy a tiger and feed them to him or maybe get an online SAW type show going where if the win............. they get to fight the tiger.

[turboturist]

WADEROWS FINAL SOLUTION

okay, in this order:

Government officials and lawmakers would get it first

followed by the criminals and dregs of society



Whats the difference?

[Bowlcut]

I would start with people who desecrate veterans memorials.

[guest]

I would start with people who desecrate veterans memorials.

excellent call sir. what about the piece of shit immigrants that piss on the land and culture those soldiers fought for?

[Bowlcut]

excellent call sir. what about the piece of shit immigrants that piss on the land and culture those soldiers fought for?

You forgot the French too sir. It seems they have a nasty habit of melting down the copper war memorials here in MTL.

[waderow]

^^^ oh yeah, I forgot to say immigrants in my global cleanse

[waderow]

lol oh yeah, and the french

[Dk]

**** murder, im going hardcare serial rapist.

pedofile serial rapist.

FTW

[waderow]

like you mean you are going to rape pedophiles in the poo poo or you are going to be a pedophile

[Dk]

like you mean you are going to rape pedophiles in the poo poo or you are going to be a pedophile

if anyone else is reading this, im gonna kill pedofiles.

if holi is reading this, im gonna be one

[juggybuggy]

drug dealers who prey on young girls, they get them hooked on drugs so they will be thier little crack-whores.
happened to the daughter of a buddy of mine. she was 15

[kloan]

This thread is great. :D

[HoliTheCat]

girls.

[Bowlcut]

girls.

Can't stand all the rejection eh. :flowers

[HoliTheCat]

Can't stand all the rejection eh. :flowers

Nope.

[Born2Juice4Ever]

fat chicks, no one needs those


For Gods sakes bro, what about Rich?? HE loooooooooooooves fatties:popc2

Gettin'around made a very good point LMFAO, but this entire thread's made me laugh my ass off---8:45AM on second cup of coffee---half a bag of oreos already down in my belly--yes sir cheat day for this fella...where is the ice cream? **** breakfast :D

I too have damn fit everytime I come out onto my freakking drive way and see SHIT...yeah DOG SHIT!! I don't even have a ****ing dog, why is there shit in my drive way every freakking daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! aAAAAAAAAAAAAA wtf!!
I have thought of this:

So I figure the dog and its owner come by me early in the morning. I am up at 5:30AM 5 days per week...the shit is already there by 6AM.
I am planning on getting up at 4AM (I don't give a shit)--my car is parked IN the garage, but that day I will leave it across the street.
At 4AM I will get up and go in my car, since it is dark, put a mask on...once the dog shits ON MY DAMN drive way, then get out, beat the leaving snot out of the dog owner, make the dog owner eat the shit HIMSELF...then follow him to his home and **** his wife 3 times!!

I assure you HE nor the damn dog will never ever come to my drive way.

How is your day going so far bros? Yes sir mine is dandy, thanks for asking




B2J

[Bowlcut]

^^^^. Collect the dog shit for a week, find out where the prick lives, and then dump and smear on car door handles, windshields, and any other place deemed worthwhile.

[waderow]

i would definitely get the mother****er. Thats pretty rude to let your dog shit day after day on a dudes driveway.

[Doryphorus]

i would definitely get the mother****er. Thats pretty rude to let your dog shit day after day on a dudes driveway.

A few years back I saw a dog shit on a neighbor's lawn while the neighbor was doing yardwork.
I then saw the neighbor pick the shit up with his shovel, saunter over to the dog owner's driveway, and dump the shit into the front seat of his roof-down convertible.
I can't say for sure, but I'd assume... Problem Solved.

[natenator]

I am not sure what kind I would be but BAM, sweetie, you are first on my hit list :D

Now that's true love peeps

[BAM]

I am not sure what kind I would be but BAM, sweetie, you are first on my hit list :D

Now that's true love peeps

pack a lunch :)

[420]

I would take out ****en douche bag cops.

[kloan]

^^but leave the good ones alone ok? :)

[420]

Oh ya just the douchebags. Theres some nice cops out there.

[Kronis]

I'd capture 2 obese monsters, lock them in a room together and tell them they'd have to eat the other if they wanted to live. Then I'd reward the winner with a poison donut and make him into soap, fight club style.

[macka]

pack a lunch :)

that long of a line eh?

[kloan]

^^oh snap :D

[BAM]

that long of a line eh?

naa..

not really.. mostly internet tough guys.

[kloan]

im an internet pussy.

[BAM]

I think if Nate was a serial killer, he'd tie me to a chair and shout things like..

"You don't know anything.." "Don't give advice you fkn noob.." " I give the fkn advice around here.." "I'm the fkin silverback!".

And then he'd urinate on me and make a pendant out of my penis as a sign to all other know-nothings who merely read and have no life experience. ... lol

and I'd be like " man.. you cut off my fkn penis! you sick bastard! wtf?"

and he'd be like "stfu noob"

lol

[waderow]

whats going on in here?

[macka]

whats going on in here?

Are you the fun police?