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BloodRage
27-09-2007, 12:14 AM
Some days I shouldn't be allowed to drive my car. Like if I'm in a bad mood b4 I get in it and a couple things happen, I'm ready to step outside...

Today was one of those days:

On 1 stretch of the same street [about 4 minutes of driving, 4 lanes, 1 way] 3 things happened.

1. I turn right onto the street into the right hand lane [as is the law], I signal and move over 1 lane to the left. 2 lengths ahead of me and in the lane to my left, is an Avalanche. As I approach to maybe 1 car length or less behind and beside him, he moves about 1/3rd of the way into my lane. I hit the brakes a bit and stay 1/2 length behind him. After maybe a block he moves back over a couple feet so that just his tires are in my lane. I stomp the accelerator and whiz past him missing him by inches [figure it's his fault if he sideswipes my lane]. He honks at me, LMAO! idiot.

2. A couple blocks up the street, a guy in a work pickup truck is looking to leave a parking lot 2 lanes over on my left. Instead of turning onto the street and staying in the left lane he just pulls out and decides to drive directly into my lane without even a signal. He's going about 40km/h and I'm going 70. I pull right up behind him and hit my brakes. He keeps going 40-45km/h. I pull to the left and pass him and then immediately go back into the lane in front of him. Then he moves over another lane to the right.

3. Right after this [like 2 seconds] we approach a red light and I stop behind a long line of cars in my lane. This guy in a "Toyota Industrial" white GMC van slows up right beside me[he has about 6 car lengths to move up] and makes direct eye contact with me while giving me a dirty look. I stare back and yell "What?!?!" at him. Later up the street he is 2 cars ahead of me and i can see him looking in the rearview at me. I barely held myself back from chasing him and beating the shit out of him when he stopped.

**** I was soooo pissed off ! How the hell do these people have liscences???? :mad:

RJ*
27-09-2007, 12:18 AM
alls i read was
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you know people are idiots homey,
too much tren and halo me thinkgs ;)

BloodRage
27-09-2007, 12:43 AM
Not me Orb, I ****ing run like a top with this shit!

blimp
27-09-2007, 01:00 AM
I think there are about 20% of people on the road that should have their license taken away. Just yesterday I had someone pull a U turn and stop traffic in both direction because he saw he had enough time to pull the U and everyone would have time to stop before hitting him so he could complete it. Fact was he knew they were going to have to stop. He just did it when everyone had enough time to stop. Someone should give that guy the beats for him thinking he's special enough to stop traffic so he can pull a u turn.

pseclint
27-09-2007, 03:54 AM
some of those go cart tracks can be vicious BR........ guess they didnt ID to make sure they were 13yr+

BloodRage
27-09-2007, 08:16 AM
Man, i had a great one last winter;

2 lanes in each direction, I'm on the curb side and the bitch on the center side who is 2-3 lengths ahead of me makes a right hand turn from her lane! I slam on the breaks and slide up onto a small snowbank, missing her ass end by about a foot. Just b4 my car pops over the curb, she leans on her horn for a couple of seconds. If I didn't have to get to work I would have chased the bitch down and taken her ass to the police station which is like 5 blocks up the road from that spot!

BAM
27-09-2007, 08:34 AM
lol

I see you drive in the same fashion as you moderate forums. Shame on those infidels for not
immediately recognizing your supreme Godliness.

:)

BloodRage
27-09-2007, 08:40 AM
how about knowing how to drive? Does that count?

BAM
27-09-2007, 08:46 AM
I totally understand the temptation to drag cell phone idiots and non-signaling R-tards out their drivers window.

Just a friendly dig..

BloodRage
27-09-2007, 09:32 AM
I'll call you next time, and we can hunt together!

macka
27-09-2007, 02:09 PM
You need a sun roof and a nice snotty kleenex. Get about 1/2 a length in front of the special person and hold your hand just into the slip stream, and release the bountiful booger rag. It usually gets caught under the wipers, and when they hit the wipers, they get snot smeared on their windshield, sometimes they even puke.

BloodRage
27-09-2007, 02:22 PM
wow, u've thought about that alot huh?

macka
27-09-2007, 02:40 PM
wow, u've thought about that alot huh?

I've had it happen to me once and I've passed the favour along twice

Freebsd1977
11-03-2008, 08:33 PM
This is the reason we need weapons attached our cars as options. :-)
Trust me, many times I would love to have a 50 cal 7 barrel turret on my roof to teach those non-signalling idiots a lesson.

guest
11-03-2008, 09:22 PM
lol

I see you drive in the same fashion as you moderate forums. Shame on those infidels for not
immediately recognizing your supreme Godliness.

:)

how did i miss this? lol.