View Full Version : The Guilty Conscience Thread...
Anyone need to get something off their chest? Is the conscience feeling a bit guilty??? Well get rid of you guilt by telling the world what you did!
I guess I can start....
I burned my parents transmission out 16 years ago, when I first got my licensee. I blamed it on my sister. I still feel bad about it to this day as I never told them the truth.
canadianmuscle0803
07-04-2009, 12:56 PM
I dont feel bad about anything I did in my life, is that bad?
Back in high school a buddy of mine lived on a farm and he had rabbits. He took the rabbit turds and put them into chocolate chip cookies and fed them to people he didn't like... including teachers. I never ratted him out. Probably should have.
i had a real bad cheat day on my keto diet. I ate a triple whopper with cheese, large fries and 10 timbits. Totally disgusting lol. It's probably why I feel like I have the flu.
natenator
07-04-2009, 01:03 PM
Back in high school a buddy of mine lived on a farm and he had rabbits. He took the rabbit turds and put them into chocolate chip cookies and fed them to people he didn't like... including teachers. I never ratted him out. Probably should have.
lmao! hilarious
Wow, am I the only one who feels bad a bout some shit I did? Where are those anti-estrogens, I think I need to take the bottle!
Spyder122
07-04-2009, 01:49 PM
Well, this one guy asked me to show him some Jiu Jitsu, I told him no because I'd probably hurt him. He says , "Come on I'm twice your size you won't hurt me". So I said fine, but don't get mad if I really hurt you. He said "Deal". I told him to grab my wrist and hold on tight, he did and he got really tense. I said "Ready", ...yepp. I kicked him in the nuts, he fell to the ground, I walked away. I kinda feel bad about that. ...... Actually, now that I think of it, it's still pretty funny.
gsxr750
07-04-2009, 01:49 PM
Lol. I like this thread.
****** I am sorry that I purposely JO'd 5 minutes before you arrived and ate 3 viagara just so I could bang you for an hour straight and not be able to finish, just to purposely devestate you emotionally because deep down I hate you for breaking my heart.
waderow
07-04-2009, 02:00 PM
Lol. I like this thread.
****** I am sorry that I purposely JO'd 5 minutes before you arrived and ate 3 viagara just so I could bang you for an hour straight and not be able to finish, just to purposely devestate you emotionally because deep down I hate you for breaking my heart.
****in a bro!
Adonis13
07-04-2009, 02:21 PM
i was in the shower with my girl and i told her i was gonne **** her ass, but i also told her i had a hard time keeping it up when i was standing...so after i stick it in i tried real hard to relax and i eventually got limp enough to take a piss in her ass. she was a good girl
i was in the shower with my girl and i told her i was gonne **** her ass, but i also told her i had a hard time keeping it up when i was standing...so after i stick it in i tried real hard to relax and i eventually got limp enough to take a piss in her ass. she was a good girl
LOL... I will have to add this to my to do list before I die.
Well, this one guy asked me to show him some Jiu Jitsu, I told him no because I'd probably hurt him. He says , "Come on I'm twice your size you won't hurt me". So I said fine, but don't get mad if I really hurt you. He said "Deal". I told him to grab my wrist and hold on tight, he did and he got really tense. I said "Ready", ...yepp. I kicked him in the nuts, he fell to the ground, I walked away. I kinda feel bad about that. ...... Actually, now that I think of it, it's still pretty funny.
ha ha, that is a good one....
Well here is another one.... I bought a 2009 double cab off road edition Tundra and I didn't tell my wife how much it was once I added all the extras in. I thought I knew the price of the truck and she was fine with that, then I went in and I was like... well I should get the 160,000KM 7 year full warranty, and the road hazard warranty for tires, and the step up bars because my wife is short, and the towing mirrors, etc. So when it was all said and done, it was about 10,000 more.
At least I thought about her and put the step up bars on :P.
Rhinobolt10
07-04-2009, 09:23 PM
I cheated on my gf with a stripper... it's honest to god the best sex I've ever had in my life. I've never ever came that fast or that hard before.
The stripper was also a legit 9 out of 10... not some ugmo with no teeth...
i was in the shower with my girl and i told her i was gonne **** her ass, but i also told her i had a hard time keeping it up when i was standing...so after i stick it in i tried real hard to relax and i eventually got limp enough to take a piss in her ass. she was a good girl
lol.
the-vanilla-gorilla
07-04-2009, 10:05 PM
lmao this is awsome guys keep them cuming
im guilt free and just dont give a **** my self but i like what you ****ers have to say !!
Ritch
08-04-2009, 03:32 PM
Not really guilty here but was a weasel for doing it. When I first got a motorcycle at the age of 18, I used to take girls for rides and would slam on the breaks, just to feel their boobs pressed up against my back. And the girls with bigger boobs got longer rides.
gsxr750
08-04-2009, 03:35 PM
I tell them to direct me when they're on the back tap the left thigh to turn left, right thigh to turn right.. rub crotch area to continue forward :D
Ritch
08-04-2009, 03:45 PM
^^^ And a finger up the ass to slow down?
gsxr750
08-04-2009, 03:52 PM
Only when Mr. O is on the back
Today I confess..
It wasn't that I hurt my back at the gym, it was just.. your vag smelled like pee.
waderow
08-04-2009, 03:54 PM
i was in the shower with my girl and i told her i was gonne **** her ass, but i also told her i had a hard time keeping it up when i was standing...so after i stick it in i tried real hard to relax and i eventually got limp enough to take a piss in her ass. she was a good girl
:) ****en a
waderow
08-04-2009, 04:03 PM
my last gf and I normally practiced safe sex, and i don't need to tell you how ****ing boring that is, so whenever I had the opportunity to not use a rubber, I wouldn't...
After wards, every ****ing time she would be a basket case... oh boohoo i am going to be pregnant, oh boohoo will you support me and the baby if I am .... ****ing bitch,...
anyways, as you all know, condom sex sucks balls, so sometimes, i would not even get my nuts off... after like 2 hours, I would be pouring sweat from serious jackhammer action, and nothing... so one of two things started happening....
Number 1, is the condom would break, and I would keep going and blow in her
Number 2, i would rip the rubber apart on purpose, and keep going....eventually blowing inside of her...
she was one of those girls who was on the pill, but still thought she would get pregnant.... ****ing bitch
one time she found a piece of broken rubber in her ****, and this was waaay after and asked me what happened.... I told her I removed the rubber and flushed it, so she asked why didnt i notice the broken rubber and tell her...
i lied and said it was dark and i never noticed and that i remove the condom from the base and discard into toilet immediately.
****ign bitch...
waderow
08-04-2009, 04:04 PM
Only when Mr. O is on the back
Today I confess..
It wasn't that I hurt my back at the gym, it was just.. your vag smelled like pee.
jesus, how old was she that she still smells like pee?
countrychic
08-04-2009, 04:48 PM
Back in high school a buddy of mine lived on a farm and he had rabbits. He took the rabbit turds and put them into chocolate chip cookies and fed them to people he didn't like... including teachers. I never ratted him out. Probably should have.
lol that's awesome!!
countrychic
08-04-2009, 04:51 PM
my last gf and I normally practiced safe sex, and i don't need to tell you how ****ing boring that is, so whenever I had the opportunity to not use a rubber, I wouldn't...
After wards, every ****ing time she would be a basket case... oh boohoo i am going to be pregnant, oh boohoo will you support me and the baby if I am .... ****ing bitch,...
anyways, as you all know, condom sex sucks balls, so sometimes, i would not even get my nuts off... after like 2 hours, I would be pouring sweat from serious jackhammer action, and nothing... so one of two things started happening....
Number 1, is the condom would break, and I would keep going and blow in her
Number 2, i would rip the rubber apart on purpose, and keep going....eventually blowing inside of her...
she was one of those girls who was on the pill, but still thought she would get pregnant.... ****ing bitch
one time she found a piece of broken rubber in her ****, and this was waaay after and asked me what happened.... I told her I removed the rubber and flushed it, so she asked why didnt i notice the broken rubber and tell her...
i lied and said it was dark and i never noticed and that i remove the condom from the base and discard into toilet immediately.
****ign bitch...
..... pretty good guess here ....but you don't like her much hey :shock
ironwill
08-04-2009, 05:02 PM
my last gf and I normally practiced safe sex, and i don't need to tell you how ****ing boring that is, so whenever I had the opportunity to not use a rubber, I wouldn't...
After wards, every ****ing time she would be a basket case... oh boohoo i am going to be pregnant, oh boohoo will you support me and the baby if I am .... ****ing bitch,...
anyways, as you all know, condom sex sucks balls, so sometimes, i would not even get my nuts off... after like 2 hours, I would be pouring sweat from serious jackhammer action, and nothing... so one of two things started happening....
Number 1, is the condom would break, and I would keep going and blow in her
Number 2, i would rip the rubber apart on purpose, and keep going....eventually blowing inside of her...
she was one of those girls who was on the pill, but still thought she would get pregnant.... ****ing bitch
one time she found a piece of broken rubber in her ****, and this was waaay after and asked me what happened.... I told her I removed the rubber and flushed it, so she asked why didnt i notice the broken rubber and tell her...
i lied and said it was dark and i never noticed and that i remove the condom from the base and discard into toilet immediately.
****ign bitch...
you should have put it in da butt, then when removing cock, slide the rubber off still inserted, then when she farted, she would have a nice baloon following behind her, or worse yet, if she had to poop, things would get interesting and youd have some splainin to do lucy...
countrychic
08-04-2009, 05:13 PM
I tell them to direct me when they're on the back tap the left thigh to turn left, right thigh to turn right.. rub crotch area to continue forward :D
I miss those days now that I have my own bike.....IW was always going forward :D I bet he misses those days to ;)
I once tore the label off a mattress.....
champcar99
08-04-2009, 05:19 PM
Lol. I like this thread.
****** I am sorry that I purposely JO'd 5 minutes before you arrived and ate 3 viagara just so I could bang you for an hour straight and not be able to finish, just to purposely devestate you emotionally because deep down I hate you for breaking my heart.
yup did that before a few times and sent them home to thier boyfriends all ****ing sore I remeber one x grabbing her asshole and box and complaining about how sore she was... couple days later I called a couple of my x's boyfriends after this happened and asked them how did I taste'''LMFAO
as far as the rest of the things I need to get off my chest...I would be here typing all day and night..lets just say I wasn't on the straight and narrow path growing up in life....lol..
waderow
08-04-2009, 05:32 PM
..... pretty good guess here ....but you don't like her much hey :shock
nope. not so much.
I hate one person on the whole planet. her
waderow
08-04-2009, 10:13 PM
champcar bro, the first time i read this i missed your x's boyfriends and read it like I have it below... I almost shit... I was like.... champcars gay?? then i saw the x's in stead of x alone.... i lol'd
yup did that before a few times and sent them home to thier boyfriends all ****ing sore I remeber one x grabbing her asshole and box and complaining about how sore she was... couple days later I called a couple of my x-boyfriends after this happened and asked them how did I taste'''LMFAO
as far as the rest of the things I need to get off my chest...I would be here typing all day and night..lets just say I wasn't on the straight and narrow path growing up in life....lol..
waderow
08-04-2009, 10:25 PM
holy ****. did i put my foot in my mouth?
natenator
08-04-2009, 10:36 PM
****, I always had a sneaky feeling he was a little floppy in the wrists!
1. Did my X's best friend while my X was sleeping on the couch. A little later in the day I purposefully created a bunch of drama so my X would leave and I could do the best friend some more. ****in booze.
2. Was at an after hours club in Toronto a few years ago when I was obsessed with training Jiu Jitsu. Starting talking to a biker's girlfriend. Biker came and gave me a slow one-arm push. Hhmm, one shouldn't give a Jiu Jitsu practitioner (especially a drunk one) a limb to do very bad things to. I took his arm back and down, separating his shoulder. It probably took 2 years for that injury to fully heal. My response was wholly disproportionate. ****in booze.
The vast majority of my guilt revolves around drunken activities. I don't drink much anymore.
Ritch
08-04-2009, 10:54 PM
1. Did my X's best friend while my X was sleeping on the couch. A little later in the day I purposefully created a bunch of drama so my X would leave and I could do the best friend some more. ****in booze.
2. Was at an after hours club in Toronto a few years ago when I was obsessed with training Jiu Jitsu. Starting talking to a biker's girlfriend. Biker came and gave me a slow one-arm push. Hhmm, one shouldn't give a Jiu Jitsu practitioner (especially a drunk one) a limb to do very bad things to. I took his arm back and down, separating his shoulder. It probably took 2 years for that injury to fully heal. My response was wholly disproportionate. ****in booze.
The vast majority of my guilt revolves around drunken activities. I don't drink much anymore.
Dude ****ing another chick while your girl is sleeping??? You sir are a bad person! Not busting your balls though, this is the thread to reveal all the bad things we`ve done.
You`re lucky that biker didn`t have friend`s around...
natenator
08-04-2009, 11:03 PM
Dude ****ing another chick while your girl is sleeping??? You sir are a bad person! Not busting your balls though, this is the thread to reveal all the bad things we`ve done.
You`re lucky that biker didn`t have friend`s around...
If it was in MTL he wouldn't be alive to type that story :D
Ritch
08-04-2009, 11:07 PM
If it was in MTL he wouldn't be alive to type that story :D
You are indeed correct about that sir Nate! An afterhour being their turf, they would have done some bad things to him!
ironwill
09-04-2009, 11:00 AM
1. Did my X's best friend while my X was sleeping on the couch. A little later in the day I purposefully created a bunch of drama so my X would leave and I could do the best friend some more. ****in booze.
2. Was at an after hours club in Toronto a few years ago when I was obsessed with training Jiu Jitsu. Starting talking to a biker's girlfriend. Biker came and gave me a slow one-arm push. Hhmm, one shouldn't give a Jiu Jitsu practitioner (especially a drunk one) a limb to do very bad things to. I took his arm back and down, separating his shoulder. It probably took 2 years for that injury to fully heal. My response was wholly disproportionate. ****in booze.
The vast majority of my guilt revolves around drunken activities. I don't drink much anymore.i shouldnt even post but i cannot resist on this thursday before a long wknd...BUT
#2 makes me giggle a lot.....i was in that world at one time and lets say you would be on a missing person report somewhere on a piece of paper...lmaooo..
i am guessing you are meaning the bikers that wear those tight sexy shorts and pedal up and down the biking trails on 10 speeds....i do believe that....lol
i shouldnt even post but i cannot resist on this thursday before a long wknd...BUT
#2 makes me giggle a lot.....i was in that world at one time and lets say you would be on a missing person report somewhere on a piece of paper...lmaooo..
i am guessing you are meaning the bikers that wear those tight sexy shorts and pedal up and down the biking trails on 10 speeds....i do believe that....lol
The tone of your post insinuates that I am lying. Thank you.
ironwill
09-04-2009, 11:35 AM
:D i dont know if you are lying or not, im not a judge.....
i did giggle like a lil girl though...
maybe you were drunk when you posted this??
I think there's a confusion between biker and biker gang member here
ironwill
09-04-2009, 11:38 AM
i shouldnt even post but i cannot resist on this thursday before a long wknd...BUT
#2 makes me giggle a lot.....i was in that world at one time and lets say you would be on a missing person report somewhere on a piece of paper...lmaooo..
i am guessing you are meaning the bikers that wear those tight sexy shorts and pedal up and down the biking trails on 10 speeds....i do believe that....lol
i feel guilty for being sarcastic....and i ate some cheesecake last wknd.....im over it now though....:beat
waderow
09-04-2009, 11:43 AM
jackets and modes of transportation mean nothing
natenator
09-04-2009, 11:50 AM
since we're on the biker gang thing. I have a few close friends who are HA's. If I were in trouble I'd call them before I'd call the cops. In a heartbeat.
ironwill
09-04-2009, 11:50 AM
i could care less if someone is a biker or not. its common sense. If you are going to have to fight 1... or 10. If you are against a weapon.... or not.
I will duke it out with any hells angel, as a jacket doesnt scare me. However if I have to duke it out with 3 or 10? No thank you.
Just because someone is a biker doesnt mean shit. I would sooner fight a boozing biker then a thick farm boy
what if hes an ex farm boy biker....thats crazy...lolol...:D
i knew some dudes would jump out at this comment...lol..it was all in fun, honestly...this topic always gets guys (alpha males) going big time..:popc
i know many bikers with jackets and patches etc, only very few REAL tough ones out there....But the loyalty and organization makes them top dogs......1 joe blow, other than chuck norris isnt doing much in an afterhours bar to a clubber...that i guarantee.....over and over..
Personally, i never got ****ed with when i was hangin around..., plus im hung like a horse, that just garners respect anywhere...lol
damn, you changed your post wade, now mine looks even more silly..
waderow
09-04-2009, 11:59 AM
its not a huge thing, but you fight 10 "bikers", or 10 "asians" or 10 "wiggers"... you are in trouble
a man is a man, and it all comes down to fitness and experience. just due to being a biker does not make a man any tougher. Some are....yes, very hard mother****ers. So are some cops. Some farm boys, some rig pigs etc etc etc.
ironwill
09-04-2009, 12:42 PM
its not a huge thing, but you fight 10 "bikers", or 10 "asians" or 10 "wiggers"... you are in trouble
a man is a man, and it all comes down to fitness and experience. just due to being a biker does not make a man any tougher. Some are....yes, very hard mother****ers. So are some cops. Some farm boys, some rig pigs etc etc etc.
what about 4 midgets and a transvestite??
ironwill
09-04-2009, 12:44 PM
sorry im a little giddy, carb depleted and super happy a long wknd is upon us...wooot, i get a free pass for bein a dumbass for today...please..:flagC
waderow
09-04-2009, 12:44 PM
i would never fight a tranny as it would be too gay
waderow
09-04-2009, 12:45 PM
and ****ing midgets dude lol they are strong little pricks
1- **** a girl no rubber,didnt shower, later that day ****ed another girl no rubber
ive done that with 2 diff sets of girls.... im really trying hard for 3 diff ones in one day but its proving impossible
2- fingered a random girl on the dance floor at a club... felt a little guilty afterwards
3 - used my ex's car to pick up/bang another girl (see #1)
4 - showed my ex's tit job pics to my friends/coworkers/neighbor
Spyder122
09-04-2009, 03:35 PM
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
Ritch
09-04-2009, 03:38 PM
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
LOL!
ironwill
09-04-2009, 03:42 PM
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
guilty.....:shock damn fta bell canadian porn stations.....
Ha ha ha... this thread is getting good! Keep em coming.
Ritch
09-04-2009, 04:36 PM
1- **** a girl no rubber,didnt shower, later that day ****ed another girl no rubber
ive done that with 2 diff sets of girls.... im really trying hard for 3 diff ones in one day but its proving impossible
Keep at it. I have a friend who did 4 chicks in one day. He said his lower back was never so sore.
Big D
09-04-2009, 04:54 PM
went home with a stranger from the bar, did it pretty much all night. finished by doing her in the ass.
i didnt take a shower, I passed out, my ex came by early in the morning and she ended up giving me a bj in the washroom while the other girl was still sleeping.
natenator
09-04-2009, 05:00 PM
went home with a stranger from the bar, did it pretty much all night. finished by doing her in the ass.
i didnt take a shower, I passed out, my ex came by early in the morning and she ended up giving me a bj in the washroom while the other girl was still sleeping.
**** dude! that takes balllllllls!!!!!!!
Im sending you my T500 cause you are way more man than I am lol
Amoral
09-04-2009, 06:02 PM
1- **** a girl no rubber,didnt shower, later that day ****ed another girl no rubber
ive done that with 2 diff sets of girls.... im really trying hard for 3 diff ones in one day but its proving impossible
2- fingered a random girl on the dance floor at a club... felt a little guilty afterwards
3 - used my ex's car to pick up/bang another girl (see #1)
4 - showed my ex's tit job pics to my friends/coworkers/neighbor
#4 shouldn't be a guilty conscience...it should be out of consideration for your buds!
Haha i love the funny sex stories.
Big D
09-04-2009, 07:50 PM
**** dude! that takes balllllllls!!!!!!!
Im sending you my T500 cause you are way more man than I am lol
lol thanks man,
i felt pretty guilty tho :(
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