If the world would end in a week

[pinhead]

Let's say you are sure the world would end in a week. What would you do? I thought about this question long and hard and have problems coming up with an answer. In all seriousness, what would you do because I am drawing a blank.

[kloan]

1) I would find the one who got away and tell her how I feel.
2) I would either spend the rest of the week with her and my cat or,
2b) Spend the rest of the week with my cat.

Really, if you know the world is going to end in a week what could you possibly do to make you feel any better about it? Besides trying to come to terms with any unresolved issues you may have in life, there's really only one thing you need to do.. and that is to make peace with the fact that you and everyone else is going to die in a week. Then it's just a matter of finding who you want to spend that remaining time with.

I know some people would say rob a bank, or kill someone, or do something crazy that they would normally never ever do.. but if you're normal, you'd eventually realize what really matters and wouldn't waste what precious time remains doing things that won't bring you peace.

[natenator]

I'd find, seduce and **** the-vanilla-gorilla's playboy sister. lol

[Monka]

1) I would find the one who got away and tell her how I feel.
2) I would either spend the rest of the week with her and my cat or,
.
What if your rejected? IF your going, your going, so just spend with family and friends

[Big D]

I'd find, seduce and **** the-vanilla-gorilla's playboy sister. lol


i was just about to say that.

[HoliTheCat]

I'd find, seduce and **** the-vanilla-gorilla's playboy sister. lol

lol.

I would kill myself. I am going out on my own terms. But I would do that the day before the world ended.

The previous 5 days (since I really only have 6 days not a week) I would see if I could convince Tina Fey to get down with me and a couple of my broskis'.

And try and take my boat off some sweet jumps.

[Van Zan]

1) If everyone knew that the world would end in a week It would be pure chaos all around you and you would probably not be able to do whatever u have in mind.

2) If ur the only one to know that the world would end in a week then u could have some fun.

[HoliTheCat]

1) If everyone knew that the world would end in a week It would be pure chaos all around you and you would probably not be able to do whatever u have in mind.

2) If ur the only one to know that the world would end in a week then u could have some fun.

The thread starter didn't ask for you to philosophise over the question, but rather answer it with what you would physically do. Stick to the script jackass :D Go have original thought provoking thoughts in your own threads.

[champcar99]

I'd find, seduce and **** the-vanilla-gorilla's playboy sister. lol

I am with nate on that one..
also get me a ****ing long range rifle with a deadly accurate scope and go cop killing...thats a big fantasy of mine...lol..

[champcar99]

The thread starter didn't ask for you to philosophise over the question, but rather answer it with what you would physically do. Stick to the script jackass :D Go have original thought provoking thoughts in your own threads.

we have a fiesty one here

[natenator]

we have a fiesty one here
says the guy wanting to peg off cops on mass....

[HoliTheCat]

Probably though, what I would do, since my other answer(s) aren't realistic, I would just hang with my fams. Ya know? Reminiscing about the good times and the sad. Talk about our accomplishments and what a great honor it is to be able to have any time on this planet, in these bodies and have the experiences we have. I am sure we would try and speculate as to whether or not life after death existed. My Mother and probably my brother would believe that it does...I on the other hand would agree with them for sake of making them feel better, even though I do not agree. But I would feel that the end of the world is not a time for evoking a debate about life and death, but rather making the people around you feel comfortable, content and loved.

[HoliTheCat]

says the guy wanting to peg off cops on mass....

LOL!! TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT!!!! (pretend I look like the first african american you see today when you picture me saying that)

omg.

[HoliTheCat]

we have a fiesty one here

VanZan knows I mean it in love (if you my next post I jump right into philiholi mode cuz im a hypocrite)

[Van Zan]

The thread starter didn't ask for you to philosophise over the question, but rather answer it with what you would physically do. Stick to the script jackass :D Go have original thought provoking thoughts in your own threads.

:)

[Ritch]

Would split my time between my family and presonal pleasure. I would find the dumbest dealer to front me a ton of shit for 8 days... It would be sex and drugs for days on end.

[Van Zan]

Would split my time between my family and presonal pleasure. I would find the dumbest dealer to front me a ton of shit for 8 days... It would be sex and drugs for days on end.

I like your thinking

[champcar99]

Would split my time between my family and presonal pleasure. I would find the dumbest dealer to front me a ton of shit for 8 days... It would be sex and drugs for days on end.

that sounds like a good idea after I go do some cop killings....lmao

[HoliTheCat]

that sounds like a good idea after I go do some cop killings....lmao

This made me laugh out loud. Sick I know.

[Gettin'r'round]

my seratonin receptors would be fried. at least when the asteroid hit the explosion would be so bright and wow looking.

[AlladdinSane]

There is a great Canadian movie about this exact thing. "Last Night".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156729/

Watch it cuz it's good.

[waderow]

I would take TVG's sister on a whirlwind of romance and love.

Walks along the river. Wine. Foot massages. I would brush her hair. Tell how beautiful she is. And make sweet passionate love to her and take her mind off the world ending.
Let her have and feel nothing but happiness in the face of disaster.

[zippythewonder]

I think I'd laugh a lot. All cares would be gone. Spend as much time with my daughter and family as I could. And laugh a lot..

[Ritch]

I would take TVG's sister on a whirlwind of romance and love.

Walks along the river. Wine. Foot massages. I would brush her hair. Tell how beautiful she is. And make sweet passionate love to her and take her mind off the world ending.
Let her have and feel nothing but happiness in the face of disaster.

Wow, you have a way with putting "I`d gonna bang you then eat a sandwhich" into poetry...

[INked]

Let's see,a week to live?It would be tight time wise as one of my ex wives lives in Nevada,but i would shoot both my ex wives and get them to dig their own holes to boot!!Oh wait World ends in a week?no holes needed just leave em where they fall!:beat

[INked]

Let's see,a week to live?It would be tight time wise as one of my ex wives lives in Nevada,but i would shoot both my ex wives and get them to dig their own holes to boot!!Oh wait World ends in a week?no holes needed just leave em where they fall!:beatCome to think of it good chance both of em would be already hunting me down LOL!:ne

[champcar99]

2 x wifes bro..... that alone for some people is enough to leave this planet...lol..

[Dk]

get a gender change, get a real vagina, none of that tranny tuck shit, get breast implants.



From there im not sure where id go, probably TVG's sister

[HoliTheCat]

get a gender change, get a real vagina, none of that tranny tuck shit, get breast implants.


Hi. I am Holi. Probably we should be friends. :ilu

[INked]

get a gender change, get a real vagina, none of that tranny tuck shit, get breast implants.



From there im not sure where id go, probably TVG's sisterI heard that "manGinas" are smelly!!:handsome

[Van Zan]

I heard that "manGinas" are smelly!!:handsome

well we have someone experience in the mater here...

[pinhead]

Ya, they don't clean themselves. You need to stick a hose in there to freshen up.

[Dk]

Hi. I am Holi. Probably we should be friends. :iluwe can have a little end of the world party.


I heard that "manGinas" are smelly!!:handsome
shouldnt get to bad in a week

Ya, they don't clean themselves. You need to stick a hose in there to freshen up.


anyone have a hose

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

Id tell a few of ya where my sis was


then go somewhere with my 2yr old son and wife spend the days with them and do all the drugs i aint done at night!

[Dk]

Id tell a few of ya where my sis was



BRB, starting a nuclear war

[ironwill]

i think dk716 would make a hot lady.....i would scrub "it" up all nice and clean and then rinse out with a hose and see if CC and dk716 would want to put on a show for me....muahahaha, id just watch, no touching....

[kloan]

man this thread went gay in a hurry... lol

[pinhead]

It's a good ol sausage fest.

Sword swallowing anyone??

[waderow]

it started with dk saying he wants an actual real life vagina installed..... since then its been pretty gay

[pinhead]

Ah so he's the gay infecter lol

[HoliTheCat]

Ah so he's the gay infecter lol

This time it wasn't me. Be proud.

[pinhead]

I feel gay now that you posted in the thread. :D

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

pooh pusher!!!!

[waderow]

i think DK is having estrogen problems regarding the vagina issue, but yes, he inadvertently got the thread very gay

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

Here ill try to save this thread!!



WHO LIKES TWAT!!!

[HoliTheCat]

Here ill try to save this thread!!



WHO LIKES TWAT!!!

I dunno man...I can only picture DK growing a twat...that is hot to me.

[pinhead]

WHO LIKES TWAT!!!

It tastes GREEEEEEAAAAAT!!

[waderow]

me? i would never say that mean word, but i very much like women....

ps dude, did you tell your sis about me yet?

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

I love chubby twat



and no i didnt

[Dk]

it started with dk saying he wants an actual real life vagina installed..... since then its been pretty gay


Ah so he's the gay infecter lol


i think DK is having estrogen problems regarding the vagina issue, but yes, he inadvertently got the thread very gay

i have no motive to deny this.

:handsome

[waderow]

but jesus dude.... a vagina?

[Dk]

but jesus dude.... a vagina?

it all started with me wondering what it felt like on the girls end of the stick. (get it, the stick is a dick) and if theres a week left, **** it.

im sure i can find some big hunk of man meat on this site that would smash his peanut balls against my..

ok this is getting to much

(wheres holi at)

[HoliTheCat]

i have no motive to deny this.

:handsome

wtf...DK makes me feel straight...

Team HoliFlex might need a new member...jesus christ.

[HoliTheCat]

it all started with me wondering what it felt like on the girls end of the stick. (get it, the stick is a dick) and if theres a week left, **** it.

im sure i can find some big hunk of man meat on this site that would smash his peanut balls against my..

ok this is getting to much

(wheres holi at)

:sexy

[HoliTheCat]

I am going to sleep and I know all I will be able to dream about is a big veiny pole and some dude smoking it while he rubs one out on his newly owned vajayjay

****.

[pinhead]

It's starting to smell of nut sack juice in here.

[waderow]

holy shit.... this is ****ed up gayness now. There is no saving the thread

[Dk]

I am going to sleep and I know all I will be able to dream about is a big veiny pole and some dude smoking it while he rubs one out on his newly owned vajayjay

****.

pics plz


It's starting to smell of nut sack juice in here.
thats not nut sack juice

[pinhead]

lock er down, lock er down. Please someone save us!!!!! :D

[HoliTheCat]

I am bowing out for the night...taker away boys....taker away.

[ezturbo]

If I was gunna die in a week, I'd crank the tren up to 4000mg and go for gold.

[Dk]

If I was gunna die in a week, I'd crank the tren up to 4000mg and go for gold.

your avatar just made me grow my penis back.

jesus ****ing christ i love that picture.

[pinhead]

Ya, when are you going to show the rest??

[waderow]

yeah, I keep going to the friggen anabolic section or whatever to look at her... but there is never any updates bro... we need the sauce!

[pinhead]

Ok, I made a choice on what I'd do. I'd probably go jack a lamborghini and see how fast I got the balls to go in it. Then just stay with my woman and greet the end together.

[waderow]

and brush her hair and shit?

[pinhead]

Nah, make love and stuff like that. **clomid moment**

[HoliTheCat]

Nah, make love and stuff like that. **clomid moment**

Faggot.

[waderow]

I am going to give TVG's sister foot rubs and brush her hair n shit, going to be pretty cool, but afterwards and also before hand of every hair brushing session is major porn star action. Bottle of Tadafil Citrate, roofies, coke, and Lemon Gin will be in use.

[Dk]

Ya, when are you going to show the rest??

i dont even wanna see the rest.

i think the reason that picture gets me going so much is because i cant see anything haha, and that ****in position shes in

all i know is that picture is ****ing epic

[pinhead]

Faggot.


Be honest. You got a boner when you wrote that word eh?

[Dk]

Be honest. You got a boner when you wrote that word eh?

cant speak for him, but i got a boner when a read it

[HoliTheCat]

Be honest. You got a boner when you wrote that word eh?

Sorta.

Ok, gnight.

[kloan]

I am going to sleep and I know all I will be able to dream about is a big veiny pole and some dude smoking it while he rubs one out on his newly owned vajayjay

****.

:laugh

[kloan]

....I'd probably go jack a lamborghini and see how fast I got the balls to go in it.
**** yeah. I have to drive one at least ONCE before I die. Seriously.

#1 Drive a Lamborghini Diablo

[pinhead]

**** yeah. I have to drive one at least ONCE before I die. Seriously.

#1 Drive a Lamborghini Diablo

You can rent them you know ;)

[kloan]

I'd rather own one... but.... I suppose I could rent one. Think they have GPS speed tracking in it? I'd take that shit on the 401 at 4am and see how fast I could go.

Fastest I've ever driven was 195kms/hr... that was in a '96 Mazda MX3.. lol

[ezturbo]

I'd rather own one... but.... I suppose I could rent one. Think they have GPS speed tracking in it? I'd take that shit on the 401 at 4am and see how fast I could go.

Fastest I've ever driven was 195kms/hr... that was in a '96 Mazda MX3.. lol

247km/h in my turbo jetta, on the road to Edmonton from Calgary. My neighbours Ferrari 360 spyder goes 320km on the track. Such a sexy car.

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

247km/h in my turbo jetta, on the road to Edmonton from Calgary. My neighbours Ferrari 360 spyder goes 320km on the track. Such a sexy car.

turbo whos the girl in you profile??

[Rhinobolt10]

not exactly the answers I was expecting from a bunch of jacked guys on steroids....

Basically, I'd be one all the drugs I've ever wanted to do, but never did cause I knew it would ruin my life.

I'd be banging every chick in site... well... no fatties.. I'm talking a legendary dose of cialis, and I'm doing it left right and center.

I'd also throw in a few nice grand theft autos, kill a few people I always wanted to, but didn't feel like going to jail over...

Basically I'd be a caveman on steroids...

[kloan]

247km/h in my turbo jetta, on the road to Edmonton from Calgary. My neighbours Ferrari 360 spyder goes 320km on the track. Such a sexy car.

in a jetta?? shit man... that's brave! lol..... man i love driving fast.... (er, used to rather....;))

[Dk]

I think every guy would say, "I'd bang all the chicks I could." but in reality most would be so strucken by fear, and sick to their stomachs that I think no one would have sex at all. I think most people would spend at least a few days glued to the T.v. looking for answers on how to survive. That's human nature, perhaps after the initial shock wore off, people would let loose for a day or two... but I personally think everywhere would look like a ghost town, stores raided of their products, and people trying to find decent shelter. Providing this end of the world scenario was from an asteroid or something. It wouldn't be a wild party... well, not for most anyway. A lot of people say "I don't care, everyone dies." I believe they'd have a different view on it if they knew the exact day, hour, minute, second it would happen. Kind of a depressing response, but that scenario is the ultimate depressing situation. I'd do everything I could to unburden myself without placing that burden on someone else. I'd spend every second with my family and loved ones, and know that energy can neither be created or destroyed, it can only change form. So in some way, whatever people's beliefs are on what happens after we die... to some extent we live on.

makes sense.

im still sticking with my answer haha

[Gettin'r'round]

why is this thread still alive???

[HoliTheCat]

why is this thread still alive???

Bump.

[kloan]

haha

[ezturbo]

Last word.

[spitfire]

in

[Gettin'r'round]

Bump.

*sigh*

can I have temporary mod powers to lock this thread?

[HoliTheCat]

*sigh*

can I have temporary mod powers to lock this thread?

I agree. We should get Gettin'r'round temp mod. Threads like this need to be locked down or else tools will keep bumping them. Fags.

[waderow]

this thread has been going on for quite some time eh?

[HoliTheCat]

this thread has been going on for quite some time eh?

See, this is what i'm talking bout right here. If I was mod you'd be banned for a day. lol.

[waderow]

i never meant to bump it!!! hehe

[Dk]

accidental bump

[waderow]

no more bumping of this thread, or the gay ones... or the prostate ones

[Dk]

no more bumping of this thread, or the gay ones... or the prostate ones

...ok