Omegle

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http://omegle.com/

So you click the button and it connects you to a completely random person for a one on one chat. I have yet to figure out what they're trying to accomplish but it's got potential for some funny convos.



You: You think i'm hot?
Stranger: Well, I'd need to see you first
You: 236 pounds... blue eyes. Size 21. Black
You: Hot rite?
Stranger: MAN THE HARPOONS




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey buddy
You: Hello! My brother hooked up with his wife through this service, i was wondering if you might be interested in a relationship.
Stranger: im up for it
You: Awesome
You: Lets get to it
You: How should we start?
Stranger: i must say im young
You: I like young ones
Stranger: would you be gentle?
You: IF i had to
Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
You: Aw, shit

[waderow]

lol that was fun

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: hi!!!!!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wats up
You: oh oh a nice kitty
Stranger: ye
Stranger: meow meow
You: i am heidi :) hehe
You: whats your name
Stranger: chris
You: hi chris
You: where are you from
Stranger: do u have ponytails and blond hair, like all heidis should
Stranger: ?
Stranger: im from london
You: lol pony tails but brunette. i want to dye it blonde though hehehe
Stranger: but live in ny now
Stranger: whats the point of this whole thing/
You: wow i am in manhattan
You: how old r u
Stranger: 6
Stranger: joking
You: :(
Stranger: old enough
You: 60? hehe
Stranger: where u live in ny?
Stranger: 21
You: cool i am 15
You: r u in school?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: nyu
You: nope lol kidding yes silly... of course
You: oooooooh wait
You: i though you said and you?
You: you mean nyu
You: lol
You: oops
Stranger: ye
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where do u live in ny
You: should i tell a stranger?
Stranger: just lie
You: :( i am scared i have never been with a 21 year old before
Stranger: who said u were going to be
Stranger: is this site full of peados or something?
Stranger: ius that why you're afraid?
You: *blush* sorry
You: so what do you do for fun?
Stranger: masturbate
Stranger: u?
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.