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natenator
25-03-2009, 08:23 PM
In light of Physiques Free Tank Top thread I'd like to propose a similar thread of my own....

the first person to guess my favourite color will receive a free blowjob from Jersey!

Whose gonna start? :D

AlladdinSane
25-03-2009, 08:23 PM
Rainbow?

natenator
25-03-2009, 08:25 PM
Rainbow?
tsk tsk! that's cheating!

pinhead
25-03-2009, 08:25 PM
Transparent? Is that a color?

AlladdinSane
25-03-2009, 08:28 PM
tsk tsk! that's cheating!

Not if you're gay (and you are :) )

natenator
25-03-2009, 08:29 PM
Not if you're gay (and you are :) )
*I* wasn't offering myself to give the blowjob. I was offering Jersey's services...


Big difference. I am a pimp. I am an equal opportunity money maker :D

physique
25-03-2009, 08:29 PM
hot pink

#8
25-03-2009, 08:30 PM
dude, on that note i have a pretty funny story of what happened last night after a fun filled night at 2 bars, then century room.

This pretty funny kid I work with on the marketing team and I went out with the owner of the company and some of the other team members last night for some drinks. He ended up getting totally trashed and crashing in my hotel room cause he lost his key and didnt wanna wake up his roommate. Anyhoo, we both fell asleep pretty late and still very drunk in our separate beds (two double bed hotel room). I woke up around 5am this morning to find him fast asleep in MY bed with his arm almost around me. I was like "what the **** dude? why are you in my bed? get out of my bed you weirdo." He was like "where am i? what the ****?" I couldnt stop laughing though, it was pretty ****in funny. He told me he sometimes sleepwalks when hes really drunk, which I understand cause I do too sometimes (according to my gf). Pretty jokes night all around though.

Thanks for thinking of me though Nate.

You Fokker.

natenator
25-03-2009, 08:31 PM
hot pink
so close!

I think for that effort, waderow will hoop your bumhole! Wade?

hehe

waderow
25-03-2009, 08:32 PM
dude, on that note i have a pretty funny story of what happened last night after a fun filled night at 2 bars, then century room.

This pretty funny kid I work with on the marketing team and I went out with the owner of the company and some of the other team members last night for some drinks. He ended up getting totally trashed and crashing in my hotel room cause he lost his key and didnt wanna wake up his roommate. Anyhoo, we both fell asleep pretty late and still very drunk in our separate beds (two double bed hotel room). I woke up around 5am this morning to find him in my bed fast asleep in my bed with his arm almost around me. I was like "what the **** dude? why are you in my bed? get out of my bed you weirdo." He was like "where am i? what the ****?" I couldnt stop laughing though, it was pretty ****in funny. He told me he sometimes sleepwalks when hes really drunk, which I understand cause I do too sometimes (according to my gf). Pretty jokes night all around though.

Thanks for thinking of me though Nate.

You Fokker.

did you have a sore bum?

#8
25-03-2009, 08:33 PM
p.s. your favourite colour is off white, cause it reminds you of jizzum

:)

#8
25-03-2009, 08:34 PM
did you have a sore bum?

LOL no, it was so funny though. I couldnt wait to tell all the other guys and girls this morning over breakfast. We all had a good laugh about it.

waderow
25-03-2009, 08:34 PM
so close!

I think for that effort, waderow will hoop your bumhole! Wade?

hehe

dang this thread turned gay in a hurry....wait, it was gay all along lol who started this thread?

natenator
25-03-2009, 08:35 PM
dang this thread turned gay in a hurry....wait, it was gay all along lol who started this thread?
hey, I was posting up ficticous humour before Jersey post up his reality....

waderow
25-03-2009, 08:37 PM
LOL no, it was so funny though. I couldnt wait to tell all the other guys and girls this morning over breakfast. We all had a good laugh about it.

i went on a business trip to regina about 10 years ago, and my boss at the time and i shared a room. after the convention, our buying meetings, and then the hospitality suites, we went back to our room, and watched porn. Same scenario, two double bed, and one room.
So he takes all his clothes off for **** sakes. I was like WTF????? I slept in my clothes and never shared a room with him again.

pinhead
25-03-2009, 08:42 PM
dude, on that note i have a pretty funny story of what happened last night after a fun filled night at 2 bars, then century room.

This pretty funny kid I work with on the marketing team and I went out with the owner of the company and some of the other team members last night for some drinks. He ended up getting totally trashed and crashing in my hotel room cause he lost his key and didnt wanna wake up his roommate. Anyhoo, we both fell asleep pretty late and still very drunk in our separate beds (two double bed hotel room). I woke up around 5am this morning to find him fast asleep in MY bed with his arm almost around me. I was like "what the **** dude? why are you in my bed? get out of my bed you weirdo." He was like "where am i? what the ****?" I couldnt stop laughing though, it was pretty ****in funny. He told me he sometimes sleepwalks when hes really drunk, which I understand cause I do too sometimes (according to my gf). Pretty jokes night all around though.

Thanks for thinking of me though Nate.

You Fokker.


Which one of you had morning wood? :rofl

natenator
25-03-2009, 08:44 PM
Which one of you had morning wood? :rofl
lmao

RagingRandy
25-03-2009, 08:48 PM
did you have a sore bum?

sore jaw?

drdnj
25-03-2009, 08:50 PM
i went on a business trip to regina about 10 years ago, and my boss at the time and i shared a room. after the convention, our buying meetings, and then the hospitality suites, we went back to our room, and watched porn. Same scenario, two double bed, and one room.
So he takes all his clothes off for **** sakes. I was like WTF????? I slept in my clothes and never shared a room with him again.

JEZUZ CHRIST WAS THAT EVER CREEPY!

Big D
25-03-2009, 08:55 PM
what is this gay story time ???? and your favorite colour is blue

natenator
25-03-2009, 08:55 PM
what is this gay story time ???? and your favorite colour is blue
ding ding ding.

Pucker up Jersey! BIG D is comin! lol

BAM
25-03-2009, 09:02 PM
brown with peanut accents?

Big D
25-03-2009, 09:09 PM
ding ding ding.

Pucker up Jersey! BIG D is comin! lol

****, i',m sorta disapointed that I won.
jersey you better look damn fine.

waderow
25-03-2009, 09:10 PM
jersey's into the diddling thing too

natenator
25-03-2009, 09:17 PM
jersey's into the diddling thing too
lmao

champcar99
25-03-2009, 09:43 PM
Waderow maybe you should have a FREE contest for a PROSTATE EXAM given my the "Waderow" himself...

kloan
25-03-2009, 09:47 PM
good god yer all homos..... :D

Dk
25-03-2009, 09:51 PM
Well, when picking random colors just isnt your thing.

...Or if your mad Big D beat you to it

waderow
25-03-2009, 09:54 PM
lmao

jesus.... why am i posting in this thread!!!1! lol


Waderow maybe you should have a FREE contest for a PROSTATE EXAM given my the "Waderow" himself...

lol okay, I am game.... one condition though: the contestants have to be female ;)


edit. but wait, girls dont have prostates... this needs more thought....

Dk
25-03-2009, 09:55 PM
lol okay, I am game.... one condition though: the contestants have to be female ;)


Well boys, i call the blonde Wig, anyone wanna braid it?

Born2Juice4Ever
25-03-2009, 10:02 PM
...there is something REALLY (****ING) wrong here....I am trying to figure it out...I just can't pin point it with certainty....





B2J

Big D
25-03-2009, 10:11 PM
...there is something REALLY (****ING) wrong here....I am trying to figure it out...I just can't pin point it with certainty....





B2J

first step in becoming gay

Dk
25-03-2009, 10:12 PM
first step in becoming gay

i think this thread takes about 2 or 3 steps

pinhead
25-03-2009, 10:15 PM
Hey, if there isn't any penetration, it's not gay.

waderow
25-03-2009, 11:04 PM
all i know, if I was Jersey and I woke up with a naked man next to me in my bed like he did spooning me for feck sakes, I would be very concerned I got diddled in my sleep, and the ****en guy passed out and forgot to go to his own bed or something.... lol

pinhead
25-03-2009, 11:06 PM
Was probably just a dry hump.

waderow
25-03-2009, 11:07 PM
gross, wonder if there was a wet spot

pinhead
25-03-2009, 11:09 PM
Probably caked his inner thigh.

waderow
25-03-2009, 11:12 PM
jesus, thats gross. makes me ill. Jersey, if I was you I would be so pissed

Born2Juice4Ever
26-03-2009, 06:21 AM
6AM I had nightmares all of last night---for some reason I kept thinking of that special part of Pulp fiction---you guys remember ;)
Jersey I have a lot to say, but I do not even know where to begin for Gods sakes.

.....



B2J

BAM
26-03-2009, 07:12 AM
This place really is turning into muscle nexus.


originally posted by nateinator
"Thats some GOoooooooD Rainbow"

#8
26-03-2009, 03:48 PM
LOL so much action in this thread since last night. I would have been pissed but this kid was a funny guy and nobody woke up a with a boner (thank god).

It was just a funny experience all around. The best part was telling everybody else about it the next day and watching them laugh.

Big D
26-03-2009, 04:07 PM
i got a boner reading your story

waderow
26-03-2009, 04:51 PM
LOL so much action in this thread since last night. I would have been pissed but this kid was a funny guy and nobody woke up a with a boner (thank god).

It was just a funny experience all around. The best part was telling everybody else about it the next day and watching them laugh.

how do you know he didn't have a boner? (plus I wake with a boner E.D. You need to up the test lol)