View Full Version : AAS in the armed forces?
HeavyD
20-03-2009, 12:26 AM
hi all,
i will be appling to armed forces in 4-5 months, and when they piss-test you do they check for AAS?
secondly, if all goes well and im accepted, what is the penalty, for useing while enrolled?
anyone know?
i know there is a sticky for civilian offences, but is it more strick, or will they leave me alone?
thankx again
talon05
20-03-2009, 04:26 AM
OK brother I am in the forces...and am pretty high up...lets just say I was tiny when i joined i think i was 175 pounds at 5 ft 10..im now sitting at well over 250 pounds...keep in mind i am only 5 ft 10 and in one year of that time have been juicin 2 cycles a year...NO they dont check they do a 5 point piss test looking for street drugs IE SPEED, COCAINE, WEED,METH,AND OPIATES, Can they test for steroids YES but it has to be by them catching you with a needle in your ass or because you went and blabbed to eveyone...Also keep in mind that on there own website it states that they are not illegal to use just illegal to buy and sell...But I do know of someone who did get busted becuse he got ratted out by a vendictive ex and all he got was a subsance abuse course ....
Born2Juice4Ever
20-03-2009, 08:48 AM
OK brother I am in the forces...and am pretty high up...lets just say I was tiny when i joined i think i was 175 pounds at 5 ft 10..im now sitting at well over 250 pounds...keep in mind i am only 5 ft 10 and in one year of that time have been juicin 2 cycles a year...NO they dont check they do a 5 point piss test looking for street drugs IE SPEED, COCAINE, WEED,METH,AND OPIATES, Can they test for steroids YES but it has to be by them catching you with a needle in your ass or because you went and blabbed to eveyone...Also keep in mind that on there own website it states that they are not illegal to use just illegal to buy and sell...But I do know of someone who did get busted becuse he got ratted out by a vendictive ex and all he got was a subsance abuse course ....
Very good info here...in other words, no matter what: STAY AWAY FROM RECS!!!
B2J
I've never been tested myself, but I know several people who were tested while on and nothing came out. Keep in mind they monitor your blood pressure, make sure you know when they check it so you can time your cycles well
i heard a rumor from 2 diff people that if youre infantry in afghanistan, and those boys leave base camp for like 15+ days at a time, you'll be offered a long ester steroid by the medical staff/superiors
not saying its true, but it makes sense...agressiveness, increased energy and strenght make all the difference on the front line
talon05
20-03-2009, 09:33 AM
I wish that were true bro we were out 45 days sometimes more lol ad never mind you we brought our own lol gotta love having pakistan next door lol
OntariOMuscle101
20-03-2009, 10:20 AM
OK brother I am in the forces...and am pretty high up...lets just say I was tiny when i joined i think i was 175 pounds at 5 ft 10..im now sitting at well over 250 pounds...keep in mind i am only 5 ft 10 and in one year of that time have been juicin 2 cycles a year...NO they dont check they do a 5 point piss test looking for street drugs IE SPEED, COCAINE, WEED,METH,AND OPIATES, Can they test for steroids YES but it has to be by them catching you with a needle in your ass or because you went and blabbed to eveyone...Also keep in mind that on there own website it states that they are not illegal to use just illegal to buy and sell...But I do know of someone who did get busted becuse he got ratted out by a vendictive ex and all he got was a subsance abuse course ....
Isnt it all statistic purposes? your name is not actually on the piss cup, Dont they check for AAS in specific trades like MP's, and also the only time when they have your name on a cup is if your "suspicious" or getting ready to go on tour.
bigpapapump2016
20-03-2009, 05:38 PM
Yes your name is on the cup. No they dont test for steroids. Stay away from rec drugs. Good info in here.
HeavyD
20-03-2009, 05:49 PM
hey thankx guys, i just didn't want to quit my cycle,...maybe addicted..haha
and on top of that it would not have helped to quit, since im using some that are detectable long after cycle.
thankx again
bigpapapump2016
20-03-2009, 08:32 PM
Youll have to quit for basic training and training courses. They search all of your stuff. If you get caught you are ****ed
micronian
20-03-2009, 08:55 PM
hi all,
i will be appling to armed forces in 4-5 months, and when they piss-test you do they check for AAS?
secondly, if all goes well and im accepted, what is the penalty, for useing while enrolled?
anyone know?
i know there is a sticky for civilian offences, but is it more strick, or will they leave me alone?
thankx again
after basic, at your next unit, you will be good to go bro. when you are on your way to your ql3
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Rhinobolt10
20-03-2009, 11:05 PM
I actually hear that after a couple weeks they start to give you weekends off, my buddy came home every now and then and just crashed...
I seriously considered going in and I planned to just take a load of EQ to help with the endurance aspect, and it's not like I have to worry about using my dick... though i hear guys bang chicks on course all the time, just if you get caught you're toast. Anyhew, I'd just load up, and inject whenever I was home.... EQ stays in the system for a long time so I'd get the benefits. Not ideal, but I think it would work. I've felt test E for a month after and EQ is an even longer ester.
That post up above was geat info... and another reason to not tell chicks about your use.
HeavyD
21-03-2009, 05:33 AM
yea im fine with that i just was wondering on use after basic.
thankx again
Weekends are off (unless otherwise decided by your staff) after the 4th week. As mentioned before, don't bring anything in your luggage, they'll be searched, leave it in your car if you must bring it with you.
I actually hear that after a couple weeks they start to give you weekends off, my buddy came home every now and then and just crashed...
I seriously considered going in and I planned to just take a load of EQ to help with the endurance aspect, and it's not like I have to worry about using my dick... though i hear guys bang chicks on course all the time, just if you get caught you're toast. Anyhew, I'd just load up, and inject whenever I was home.... EQ stays in the system for a long time so I'd get the benefits. Not ideal, but I think it would work. I've felt test E for a month after and EQ is an even longer ester.
That post up above was geat info... and another reason to not tell chicks about your use.
micronian
21-03-2009, 10:50 PM
Weekends are off (unless otherwise decided by your staff) after the 4th week. As mentioned before, don't bring anything in your luggage, they'll be searched, leave it in your car if you must bring it with you.
yes this is correct. if u are driving keep it in the trunk or something, it sounds like some scene out of trainspotting, but i'd shoot in my car at night if i really had to... you could pocket some tbol and wrap in saran and keep it stashed inside your wallet. hint hint. but, really, you're better off taking the 3 months off and having even better anabolic reception to the AAS when you go back on, give your body a break and a chance to lean out. Enjoy montreal while your there! (if you go to st-jean that is.)
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cdnsoldier
22-03-2009, 10:37 PM
hi all,
i will be appling to armed forces in 4-5 months, and when they piss-test you do they check for AAS?
secondly, if all goes well and im accepted, what is the penalty, for useing while enrolled?
anyone know?
i know there is a sticky for civilian offences, but is it more strick, or will they leave me alone?
thankx again
They don't check for AAS. They check for hard stuff. It's a basic piss test like you do on parole/ job etc. They check for opiates, crack/cocaine etc. Not for aas and other exotics like that.
As far as stict if caught? Nah, they handle that shit in house. :bch
If you are deployed be ready to lose a lot of weight though. I picked up a bloody virus in Afghanistan and I lost a ton of weight. Had to go on soon as I got back just to maintain. Was weak as a kitten.
trooper
27-04-2009, 08:52 PM
I have been in for 17 years, and
never tested.
Gear is the same for the military as it is for the police.. They don't endorse it, but they don't mind when you look good in uniform.. LOL
cheers,
Trooper
ya, just don't let your major find out, he might think differently...
macka
28-04-2009, 09:48 AM
I know a few guys who I went overseas with back in the day were on. We even cleared customs with gear in your packs as they were sniffed by dogs for rec shit. One guys carry on was clinking when he walked through customs and they waved him through.
natenator
28-04-2009, 09:59 AM
I know a few guys who I went overseas with back in the day were on. We even cleared customs with gear in your packs as they were sniffed by dogs for rec shit. One guys carry on was clinking when he walked through customs and they waved him through.
Military peeps have to clear customs in another country? Hmmm. always thought it was a free pass given for some reason. It's not like your landing at a real airport or anything like that.
BritishColumbian
28-04-2009, 04:04 PM
Not to hijack but.... I am 40 years old in awesome shape, crinimal record, I dont have grade 12, I dont do rec drugs, can I join the military?
cdnsoldier
28-04-2009, 04:23 PM
Not to hijack but.... I am 40 years old in awesome shape, crinimal record, I dont have grade 12, I dont do rec drugs, can I join the military?
Not with the criminal record.How long ago did it happen? Get a pardon fisrt. On the other hand I would wager about 50% of teh applicants actually get a real back ground check.
Let's just say I know a dude with a weapons ban who was serving with me. So they don't check that hard.
Avitoholis
28-04-2009, 05:46 PM
Let's just say I know a dude with a weapons ban who was serving with me. So they don't check that hard.
I knew someone in the same boat about 5-6 years ago, makes me wonder if that is a regular occurance or just the same dude....??
cdnsoldier
28-04-2009, 10:28 PM
I knew someone in the same boat about 5-6 years ago, makes me wonder if that is a regular occurance or just the same dude....??
LMAO!! Probably but there are a lot of unsavory dudes in the CDN armed forces. You'd be suprised how many aryan nation guys in there. Too many if you ask me. Buch of ****s. I hated them the most. These are guys with aryan type tats on their body and working in the military? Someone screwed up. I knew a few guys who made it slip they were in the "pen". I know one guy who had a weapons ban. I know tis for a fact yet he's in the army. I just think background checks are far and few between. KNowing how cheap the force is I wouldn't doubt it.
savage
28-04-2009, 10:40 PM
I am still in..they do a new random test...that is a blind test to findout statistics on the forces as a whole. No names on sample just piss and go. I am the OC of a Infantry Coy, and fellas watchout, things are coming down the pipe..."cover your six", and by that I mean use short acting esthers...winny/ suspension/ dbol blah blah blah...the report will be tabulated and publishe dby Sept, and then there will start to be adminstrative changes put into play in order to address the findings...
savage
28-04-2009, 10:42 PM
Not to hijack but.... I am 40 years old in awesome shape, crinimal record, I dont have grade 12, I dont do rec drugs, can I join the military?
actually, depending on the charge..you can now join the military. I have 3 soldiers that have a FPS number (meaning they have been charged and found guilty) and they were enrolled. Times are changing, and the severity of the crime is now being looked at during the application process.
savage
28-04-2009, 10:46 PM
Military peeps have to clear customs in another country? Hmmm. always thought it was a free pass given for some reason. It's not like your landing at a real airport or anything like that.
Taht would be our customs..10yrs ago, you used to be able to put all your shit in a baracks box lock it and ship it home, only to be openend by you. Now you get checked while you are in your chalks waiting to board, or before your containers get packed into the sea containers for shipping.
kawikaratekid
28-04-2009, 11:54 PM
actually, depending on the charge..you can now join the military. I have 3 soldiers that have a FPS number (meaning they have been charged and found guilty) and they were enrolled. Times are changing, and the severity of the crime is now being looked at during the application process.
The RCMP is also excepting people with criminal records now depending on the severity of the crime.
Mrdestruction
29-04-2009, 12:26 AM
Yea during training you gonna have to stop it bro, cause they check. or at least hide it in the bunk or something. but i would wait till training is dun its usually 8 months lol sucks.
BritishColumbian
29-04-2009, 12:42 AM
My crinimal record is at least 10 years old and minor offence.(impared driving) Someone told me you must have grade 12 to join? Must have been my dad, he was in the air force. Where do I sighn up?
natenator
29-04-2009, 09:20 AM
My crinimal record is at least 10 years old and minor offence.(impared driving) Someone told me you must have grade 12 to join? Must have been my dad, he was in the air force. Where do I sighn up?
curious... why do you want to join?
BritishColumbian
29-04-2009, 11:51 AM
curious... why do you want to join?
I love a challenge, I have always wanted to join the armed forces. I was recently layed off and the job market sucks. I think I have what it takes and I want to find out for sure. It would be a good way to get away from my whore of a g/f.
natenator
29-04-2009, 11:54 AM
I love a challenge, I have always wanted to join the armed forces. I was recently layed off and the job market sucks. I think I have what it takes and I want to find out for sure. It would be a good way to get away from my whore of a g/f.
I liked everything you said until the whore g/f part. That shouldn't be any part of the reason for wanting to join. Just kick her to the curb.
BritishColumbian
29-04-2009, 12:09 PM
I liked everything you said until the whore g/f part. That shouldn't be any part of the reason for wanting to join. Just kick her to the curb.
that was my failed attempt at trying to be funny.
natenator
29-04-2009, 12:10 PM
that was my failed attempt at trying to be funny.
ah ok lol
still... kick her to the curb
BritishColumbian
29-04-2009, 12:32 PM
im workin on it
AlbertaBeef
29-04-2009, 01:31 PM
Thought about the French Foreign Legion a few years ago. They take you from any country until you're 40 for 5 yrs mandatory service and if you get out alive they give you a whole new identity. Pretty intense training though.
^ I watched the training videos ... you have to be nuts to join that. It's like 5x as hardcore as CF basic
Kronis
30-04-2009, 07:07 AM
Thought about the French Foreign Legion a few years ago. They take you from any country until you're 40 for 5 yrs mandatory service and if you get out alive they give you a whole new identity. Pretty intense training though.
That's insane. I just watched a doc on them and would never consider joining unless I had no other options and people were hunting me down.
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