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bottleneckblooz
19-03-2009, 08:17 PM
Weird.........

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/m...em-t55701.html


I didn't want to disclose my real user name for this, so am writing this as a guest.

My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up bacwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7" long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter "j", or a hook to attempt to describe it to you.

I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn't date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.

We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was a considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwars slightly.

I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the "j" hook shape.

Now the doctors all said he is find and it's normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach. I am a single parent. So we took trying our own methods, in which I would tel him to strok it straight whenever he thought about it, and while masturbating to attempt to work the curle out a little more each time.

I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for and hour or so, 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates everytime during the massage ops: , but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft, state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight it over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.

I has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.

I am here to ask anyone with information on this condition for advice and/or tips technics on how we can further correct this.

Thank you all in advance.

waderow
19-03-2009, 08:22 PM
LOL i just found this today on the net too... can't remember which board. I was HOPING that this is just a troll making a joke. WOW if it is a true story... Castrate them and any offspring they are responsible for. Hillbilly shit.

Did anyone catch wood to that?

bottleneckblooz
19-03-2009, 08:32 PM
LOL i just found this today on the net too... can't remember which board. I was HOPING that this is just a troll making a joke. WOW if it is a true story... Castrate them and any offspring they are responsible for. Hillbilly shit.

Did anyone catch wood to that?

Mr.O?

Dk
19-03-2009, 09:54 PM
im rockin a half hard on after readin that, jesus tren makes me a sick f*ck

Kronis
19-03-2009, 10:11 PM
If this story was written from the perspective of a young, live-in, Swedish nanny I'd have my pants off.

wmk
20-03-2009, 12:02 AM
im rockin a half hard on after readin that, jesus tren makes me a sick f*ck

ROFL... I was thinking about saying it but you beat me to it.

faller
20-03-2009, 12:17 AM
You're looseing your edge wadrow! 5 minutes behind bottleneckblooz's post. :p

pinhead
20-03-2009, 05:36 AM
I'm sure this is Twitch's mother for those who know who Twitch is :D

kloan
20-03-2009, 06:34 AM
fake.

why would a guy complain about havin a curved dick in the first place? it's curving in the right direction.. makes hittin the g spot a whole lot easier....

Born2Juice4Ever
20-03-2009, 08:44 AM
I'm sure this is Twitch's mother for those who know who Twitch is :D


LMFA I do not think he is a member here.....but yes I know him for years frm other sites.


WTF is this all about? A monther giving her son hand jobs 3 times per week?
Answer:


-yes

-no

Big D
20-03-2009, 08:53 AM
he probalby got kicked in the dick when he was a kid and now it curves because of the scar tissue. ( sunday night sex show)

waderow
20-03-2009, 09:58 AM
fake.

why would a guy complain about havin a curved dick in the first place? it's curving in the right direction.. makes hittin the g spot a whole lot easier....

he didnt complain, it was his mom that had the problem with it

waderow
20-03-2009, 10:00 AM
okay, so far DK716 and wmk461 got boners from the story of a mom jacking her son off 3 times a day.

anyone else?

Big D
20-03-2009, 10:46 AM
They Have Mommy Issues

what kind of mom would jerk off her son WTF ?

randysavage
20-03-2009, 10:50 AM
Chinese women horking and spitting a huge wad anywhere and anytime they feel like it with no shame or concern that people are disgusted by this.

Finding used maxi pads in the men's washroom as work.

Big D
20-03-2009, 11:28 AM
:flowers

pinhead
20-03-2009, 11:30 AM
lol, **** that's sick

Big D
20-03-2009, 11:34 AM
You Like It ;)

pinhead
20-03-2009, 11:35 AM
Yes, as I'm yanking my crank, I keep thinking of my mom and licking a dogs ass.

You guys are all insane on CBB.

Big D
20-03-2009, 11:36 AM
Yes, as I'm yanking my crank, I keep thinking of my mom and licking a dogs ass.

You guys are all insane on CBB.

lol

piller01
20-03-2009, 11:53 AM
wow that's just wrong on so many levels. I would never let my mother do that to me....

waderow
20-03-2009, 12:24 PM
wow that's just wrong on so many levels. I would never let my mother do that to me....

me neither man!

Dk
20-03-2009, 04:58 PM
okay, so far DK716 and wmk461 got boners from the story of a mom jacking her son off 3 times a day.

anyone else?

excuse me? it was a half boner, thanks.

haha

and i wasnt thinkin of MY mom, i was thinkin of HIS mom haha

purelife
20-03-2009, 08:32 PM
wow thats just plain sick

420
20-03-2009, 10:41 PM
Yo that shits bull. Why the **** wouldnt the mom just teach the ****en massage therapy to her son... She rather rub her son out 3x a week... hahah

waderow
20-03-2009, 10:55 PM
Yo that shits bull. Why the **** wouldnt the mom just teach the ****en massage therapy to her son... She rather rub her son out 3x a week... hahah

dude, she said that he doesnt care and if she doesnt do it, he just rubs one off and goes to sleep. she does it for 3 hours or whatever lol