View Full Version : Chuck Norris Funny Facts
CanadianEagle
17-03-2009, 09:05 PM
.
CanadianEagle
17-03-2009, 09:07 PM
.
CanadianEagle
17-03-2009, 09:08 PM
.
CanadianEagle
17-03-2009, 09:14 PM
.
CanadianEagle
17-03-2009, 09:16 PM
.
CanadianEagle
17-03-2009, 09:18 PM
.
UkrainianGuy
17-03-2009, 09:57 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wSU1Lvxy9Sk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wSU1Lvxy9Sk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7l5lyB28z4o&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7l5lyB28z4o&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Sting once got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. The impact of the blow sent him half way into the pacific ocean. This ultimately resulted in the song "Message in a Bottle". When the album hit stores Chuck sued Sting on the premise of artistic inspiration, and won. The settlement was four cheeseburgers, a large coke, and another roundhouse kick to the face. The result this time was the song "Walking on the Moon".
UkrainianGuy
17-03-2009, 09:59 PM
I just tried to google Chuck and this is the screen ...
UkrainianGuy
17-03-2009, 10:01 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lu1wNxr9Sqg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lu1wNxr9Sqg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0mg8EMmOWQI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0mg8EMmOWQI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
champcar99
17-03-2009, 10:05 PM
Don't forget Chuck is a gold member at hair club for men...He has the best rug in hollywood...lol...
Ritch
17-03-2009, 11:24 PM
Epic shit here guys!
CanadianEagle
18-03-2009, 03:49 PM
.
CanadianEagle
18-03-2009, 10:59 PM
.
CanadianEagle
18-03-2009, 11:03 PM
.
hugh mungus
19-03-2009, 12:56 AM
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he does'nt push himself up, he pushes the Earth down!!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.1 Copyright © 2026 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.