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#8
11-03-2009, 04:03 PM
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pinhead
11-03-2009, 04:04 PM
Imagine that ****er after you. I'd shit my pants running.
69challenger
11-03-2009, 04:05 PM
that's NUTS!
Ritch
11-03-2009, 04:12 PM
Since it`s tied down, I`m assuming it`s still alive, something you wouldn`t be for very long if it were after you.
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 04:21 PM
Imagine that ****er after you. I'd shit my pants running.



buahahhahahahhahahahah!!! yeah maybe the stentch will make him turn hu? oh god I am in tears hahahhahahahahhahahah HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

....i can't stop.....,aughing.............hahahahhahahahahahah ha

ok...ok....bring in...breath out....is that for real, I mean come on now...??
pinhead
11-03-2009, 04:22 PM
If he's gonna eat me, I'd make sure it won't taste good and hopefully give him indigestion :D
#8
11-03-2009, 04:24 PM
i hope it is still alive so it can be put on display somewhere for people to gawk at. that is one big ass dinosaur
pinhead
11-03-2009, 04:25 PM
Crocodile Dundee would own him.
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 04:26 PM
I think that thing is strong enough to tear out of those little knots and ties--those skinny guys have him under.
One whipp of his tail and he takes them all out...in one shot.

...then off he goes to pinhead :D :D


B2J
pinhead
11-03-2009, 04:27 PM
...then off he goes to pinhead :D :D


B2J

And my poopy pants...lol
#8
11-03-2009, 04:28 PM
i wonder if that croc is the one they made the movie about. i believe "gustav" was his name in the movie and in real life. that croc that has killed hundreds of people that was never captured.....
Ritch
11-03-2009, 04:30 PM
We`ll have to send Chuk Norris after it. A roundhouse kick should do the trick.
#8
11-03-2009, 04:30 PM
i just noticed in the video you can actually see a syringe sticking out of him. i hope there is some test / deca in there so he gets even bigger and more ferocious, and they make a show out of pitting him against bears and sharks :)
DFA_DFA
11-03-2009, 04:34 PM
If he's gonna eat me, I'd make sure it won't taste good and hopefully give him indigestion :D

if he ate me he'd be juicing up on dbol and T400!!! .. then imagine him hahah
420
11-03-2009, 05:27 PM
thats HUGE!!.. they must have used some serious tranquilizers to knock that mother ****er out.. shit man...
Kiem
11-03-2009, 05:57 PM
Holy shit!
natenator
11-03-2009, 06:49 PM
how the **** do you trap/catch something like that? Here fishy fishy fishy...?
CanadianEagle
11-03-2009, 07:59 PM
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varking
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
I say fake.. But if it is real holy ****
C-money
11-03-2009, 08:15 PM
Holy hell thats insane!
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 08:51 PM
I am no expert by no means...you can ask me to give you proffesional advise on ass, or tits, but this one is fake to be honest. NOTHING in our day and age is that large.
Do you think scientists from around the world would let a bunch of weed wackers play with that thing if it was real??


I rest my case...beeeyoootches


B2J
purelife
12-03-2009, 11:32 AM
holy shit
waderow
12-03-2009, 12:03 PM
hope they let it go. poor ****ing thing is probably 140 years old... he has earned his right to walk the earth in peace.

humans should be giving him a wide berth, not parading him around like a side show with a stick in his mouth....

kinda makes me sick
8heyzeus4
12-03-2009, 08:06 PM
****ing Shit!!
8heyzeus4
12-03-2009, 08:13 PM
hope they let it go. poor ****ing thing is probably 140 years old... he has earned his right to walk the earth in peace.humans should be giving him a wide berth, not parading him around like a side show with a stick in his mouth....

kinda makes me sick

so true!
gixxman
12-03-2009, 08:42 PM
**** a guard dog i got a new pet!!!
O-Train
12-03-2009, 08:52 PM
Not as big as it appears to be. Biggest croc in recorded history was something like 25 feet long. It might be this one: http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-02/24/content_10883530.htm

Which would make it about 16 feet long. Still damn big but the way it's filmed makes you think it's 30+ feet long.