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Born2Juice4Ever
10-03-2009, 11:41 AM
CBB,


WTF is wrong with this guy hu? I found this post from craigslist.ca Ottawa and found it helarious....is he for real? :D :D

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/mis/1068527902.html


:beer

:mock
natenator
10-03-2009, 11:46 AM
women can be cruel dude... I'd say he's for real lol
pinhead
10-03-2009, 11:50 AM
bringing it over cause it goes away on craigslist after a while


Yeah, I'm crippled. Sure, I'm not the worst off, but I'm crippled enough to not fit in with normals and normal enough to be outcast from the cripples.

And all you women have suggestions to make for me. But the simple fact is that when all of you see me - I mean, the real me, problems and all - you get disgusted and stop talking to me.

Then you say, "there's someone out there for everyone. Oh me? Oh hell no, but there must be someone". You all say that. And you all say be positive.

But you have no idea what it's really like. Not that I'm whiny or upset about it, though I have little doubt that's how it comes across.. But a guy like me truly has no chance, regardless of what I do.

So to all of you who have seen the real me only to stop talking to me, or tell me I'm disgusting, or my best friend who when seeing my naked said "yeah, you won't have a girlfriend in your life"...

Thanks for proving to me that you're all the same so I can be a little bit comforted by the fact that I'll never have a chance with any of you.
Born2Juice4Ever
10-03-2009, 11:50 AM
women can be cruel dude... I'd say he's for real lol



Really? damn....he needs to keep his head up and look forward.
I guess in my times, I have been fortunate enough not to have met cruel heartless women ---other wise known as: bitches from hell.

But did he have to post that up:confused::help
Gettin'r'round
10-03-2009, 11:51 AM
massmachine?
waderow
10-03-2009, 12:24 PM
there is a line however between being positive, and being realistic. The dude was dealt a ****ing bad hand of cards, and playing a bad hand can be very tricky, and often doesn't pan out.

One thing is for certain, he needs better people in his life. No body needs to be insulted like that
champcar99
10-03-2009, 12:42 PM
thats sad....sometimes I think I might have it rough but nothing compared to him...poor guy..hope the best for him
MoooBaby
10-03-2009, 12:49 PM
What is wrong with this guy physcially I'm wondering. . . weirdo penis? Hmm sounds really tormented about it. Poor bastard.
Felinecougar
10-03-2009, 01:35 PM
His disability is in his head. I have a wonderful friend on FB that is in a chair. His mother and I have become good friends as well and I never have ever heard him moan like that. He's cheerful and a great ear to talk to about life.

..but there are more meaningful things in life than who is getting some and who is not. Friendship and love is not about having sex. He is thinking with the little head instead.

Someone tell him to get off craigs list and move over to Facebook. Don't give him my name please....:D
natenator
10-03-2009, 02:28 PM
His disability is in his head. I have a wonderful friend on FB that is in a chair. His mother and I have become good friends as well and I never have ever heard him moan like that. He's cheerful and a great ear to talk to about life.

..but there are more meaningful things in life than who is getting some and who is not. Friendship and love is not about having sex. He is thinking with the little head instead.

Someone tell him to get off craigs list and move over to Facebook. Don't give him my name please....:D
Well I doubt you have walked in his shoes or faced his level of rejection so I don't think you can tell him to cheer up and think more positively.

And whether we like to believe it or not, sex IS very important in a relationship. People who say otherwise like to say that because the romance is gone from theirs and they are simple trying to will themselves into thinking they don't need sex to be happy and feel connected to their partner.
warlock
10-03-2009, 02:38 PM
I ave been in that mindset as well and it doesn't matter what other people say or do you can just see the negative, the positive is used just as a proof that his own life sucks. That called clinical depression.


Fortunately I could get my shit togethe ron my own and get out of that hole, but being a fighter is tiring and only a trained professional can help him to help himself.
therefore I
Ritch
10-03-2009, 02:40 PM
Or he could just be bullshiting... Who`s to say what he`s saying is even real?
natenator
10-03-2009, 02:46 PM
Or he could just be bullshiting... Who`s to say what he`s saying is even real?
who cares. go on the idea that it is real. Maybe not real to the original post on CL but we ALL know it is real to someone out there.
8heyzeus4
10-03-2009, 02:47 PM
I feel empathy for his suffering, but there are things he can do. If his problem is wanting a relationship with a woman, he can have meaningful ones that don't involve sex. If his problem is lack of sex, he can pay for it. If he's worried about never having kids he can find a surrogate mother. But if he's trying to find all 3 of those in one woman he's just as ****ed as the next guy. Quite yer whining bud.
JoeDiggX
10-03-2009, 07:19 PM
there is a line however between being positive, and being realistic. The dude was dealt a ****ing bad hand of cards, and playing a bad hand can be very tricky, and often doesn't pan out.

One thing is for certain, he needs better people in his life. No body needs to be insulted like that

Exactly.
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 08:26 AM
Today I noticed several posts where his ass was handed to him on a platter :D :D

But I have also seen a couple of nice people and some have encouraged him as well.
I guess if he does have an elephant sized pecker (as one Craigslist poster said) than he has to work with that hu :)



B2J

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P.S. damn elephant sized pecker IS pretty bad :(
BAM
11-03-2009, 08:36 AM
So by semi-disabled, is he talking about having a small penis?
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 08:40 AM
His original posts says that his best friend has seen him naked (not sure how or why) and that she told him that with what HE has, he will probably never have any girlfriends in his life.....
slick rick
11-03-2009, 11:40 AM
The guy either need to make a big bag of loot or get a penis enlargement and his troubles are solved. A post on CL like that aint gonna bring him any hotties.
natenator
11-03-2009, 11:41 AM
The guy either need to make a big bag of loot or get a penis enlargement and his troubles are solved. A post on CL like that aint gonna bring him any hotties.
fat chicks need love too!

problem is cause they are so fat you need a whoooper of a cock just to get any traction. Yeah, he's ****ed. lol
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 11:45 AM
Don't go into fat chicks territory, it has been monopolized by wade, champ, Rich and getting'around also---those guys love fat chicks so much.
natenator
11-03-2009, 11:48 AM
Don't go into fat chicks territory, it has been monopolized by wade, champ, Rich and getting'around also---those guys love fat chicks so much.
I thought Mr. O had the herd err market cornered?
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 11:52 AM
I thought Mr. O had the herd err market cornered?

He is regional manager bro....and the other are his faithful and devoted followers...let them earn their status too please. Specially Wade, he has a special feeling for fatties.


B2J
natenator
11-03-2009, 11:53 AM
He is regional manager bro....and the other are his faithful and devoted followers...let them earn their status too please. Specially Wade, he has a special feeling for fatties.


B2J
that feeling you speak of is numbness I think. lol
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 11:54 AM
hehehehehhehehehehe
Ritch
11-03-2009, 01:12 PM
Chunky girls are so comfortalbe to lie next to. When you lie next to them it`s like you kinda sink in to them, I compare them to a memory form matress that forms to the shape of your body. Plus I like their round chubby faces.
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 01:24 PM
:laugh:laugh
Chunky girls are so comfortalbe to lie next to. When you lie next to them it`s like you kinda sink in to them, I compare them to a memory form matress that forms to the shape of your body. Plus I like their round chubby faces.

Bro please you don't have to be so open about it....for goodness sakes get a hold of yourself:D

I knew you'd post on this anyhow
champcar99
11-03-2009, 01:28 PM
Don't go into fat chicks territory, it has been monopolized by wade, champ, Rich and getting'around also---those guys love fat chicks so much.

...LMFAO....
champcar99
11-03-2009, 01:31 PM
Chunky girls are so comfortalbe to lie next to. When you lie next to them it`s like you kinda sink in to them, I compare them to a memory form matress that forms to the shape of your body. Plus I like their round chubby faces.

TOO FUNNY... they love sucking the hammer I find ..I think it's becasue they love stuffing their mouths full of stuff ..lmao..
Ritch
11-03-2009, 01:33 PM
:laugh:laugh

Bro please you don't have to be so open about it....for goodness sakes get a hold of yourself:D

I knew you'd post on this anyhow

Then I probably shouldn`t tell you how I like to lie them on their stomachs and giggle their ass cheecks together so I hear a tick, tick, tick sound of skin slapping together... It`s all about the timming if you shake to hard it won`t work, to soft neither. Yes I`ve perfected my craft indeed it`s almost hynotizing to me. Can`t do that with a skinny girl. But your right, I shouldn`t go any further... Most girls think I`m really ****ed in the head. But they love it!
Born2Juice4Ever
11-03-2009, 01:33 PM
WOW hahahahhahahaha hahahhahaha this thread rocks!!
Ritch
11-03-2009, 01:34 PM
TOO FUNNY... they love sucking the hammer I find ..I think it's becasue they love stuffing their mouths full of stuff ..lmao..

That`s true, but I like to watch them eat, on both accounts. I had a girlfriend who used to finish my plates! And she wasen`t fat, just nice and full as I like to call them...
champcar99
11-03-2009, 01:38 PM
Then I probably shouldn`t tell you how I like to lie them on their stomachs and giggle their ass cheecks together so I hear a tick, tick, tick sound of skin slapping together... It`s all about the timming if you shake to hard it won`t work, to soft neither. Yes I`ve perfected my craft indeed it`s almost hynotizing to me. Can`t do that with a skinny girl. But your right, I shouldn`t go any further... Most girls think I`m really ****ed in the head. But they love it!

YOU THE MAN BRO...keep up the good work....
Ritch
11-03-2009, 01:44 PM
YOU THE MAN BRO...keep up the good work....

Yes Sir!