**** my life

[420]

http://www.fmylife.com/

hahah tons of funny shit..


Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML.

Whats your favourite?

[varking]

Hate that saying so i hate the site

[evoke]

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

hahah

[pinhead]

some dumb shit and some funny shit on that site

[Juicy_brucy]

LOL, one of my friends showed me this site yesterday, and i've been reading on it a lot... I do enjoy it. reminds me how not crappy my life is...

[srt8]

"Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML"

[Born2Juice4Ever]

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

hahah


oh crap!! :D :D that is a 911 call to breaking up LMFAO!!



B2J

[CanadianEagle]

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[Born2Juice4Ever]

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML



hahhahahaahh electric brush hahahahhahahaha :beer